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With screaming demons in Wealdon copses and dragons lurking in bottomless ponds, the folk tales of Sussex truly represent the diversity of the area. Meet knuckers and willocks, mawkins and marsh monsters, the Piltdown Man, Lord Moon of Amberley Swamp and the princess of the Mixon Hole. There is also something terrible crawling to Crawley from Gatwick, which develops a degraded appetite in a bin ... From ghosts and madmen to witches and wise women, Michael O’Leary reveals many of the hidden horrors of Sussex – horrors that can be found in the most beautiful places, or that lurk beneath the seemingly mundane. Amid these dark tales are stories of humour and silliness, of love, lust and passion.
Wildly fun and full of laugh-out-loud antics, this interactive sing-along is a zany romp sure to capture fans of Giraffes Can’t Dance and Dragons Love Tacos. Shell we dance? Taco-bout irresistible! Jam out to the catchy, toe-tapping tune “Raining Tacos” from YouTube sensation Parry Gripp, featuring everyone’s favorite treat! This spec-taco-ular, goofy song, with new, never-before-sung lyrics, is perfect for sharing, so grab a few friends—young or old—and get ready to crunch your way to a good time! It's raining tacos, from out of the sky. Tacos, no need to ask why. Just open your mouth and close your eyes. It's raining tacos!
Penn Jillette's bestselling account of his extremely funny and somewhat profane journey to discovering a healthy lifestyle.
Agreeing not to pursue a relationship after one date, unlikely lovers Min Dobbs and Cal Morrisey are thrown together again in the wake of such factors as a jealous ex-boyfriend, a determined psychologist, and a bizarrely intelligent cat.
Hugo and Shirley Jackson award-winning Peter Watts stands on the cutting edge of hard SF with his acclaimed novel, Blindsight Two months since the stars fell... Two months of silence, while a world held its breath. Now some half-derelict space probe, sparking fitfully past Neptune's orbit, hears a whisper from the edge of the solar system: a faint signal sweeping the cosmos like a lighthouse beam. Whatever's out there isn't talking to us. It's talking to some distant star, perhaps. Or perhaps to something closer, something en route. So who do you send to force introductions with unknown and unknowable alien intellect that doesn't wish to be met? You send a linguist with multiple personalities, her brain surgically partitioned into separate, sentient processing cores. You send a biologist so radically interfaced with machinery that he sees x-rays and tastes ultrasound. You send a pacifist warrior in the faint hope she won't be needed. You send a monster to command them all, an extinct hominid predator once called vampire, recalled from the grave with the voodoo of recombinant genetics and the blood of sociopaths. And you send a synthesist—an informational topologist with half his mind gone—as an interface between here and there. Pray they can be trusted with the fate of a world. They may be more alien than the thing they've been sent to find. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
It is 1897 in northern India. On the eve of an epic battle between the British Army and Indian tribesmen, Lieutenant James Cavendish leads his scouts outside the outpost while wondering if he will see the dawn. Thankfully as the British win the day, fate dictates his survival. During this conflict at the outpost, Cavendish meets Jenny Farnsworth, his future wife. But before their union can come to fruition, the aftermath of the battle signals the beginning of a mysterious adventure in terror and chaos for Cavendish and his men that sets in an uncharted jungle valley in the Himalayan mountains to battle against an ancient evil enemy and his legions of walking dead. Cavendish befriends an ancient benevolent race and falls in love with a beautiful shape-changer. He returns home; eventually injured and is forced to retire. He and his wife Jenny move to Jamaica to help run the family rum business. But it is not long before paradise is destroyed by the advent of a powerful voodoo king from Haiti with strange origins, known as Strawman. As it comes face-to-face with Cavendish, only time will tell if he and his allies will eliminate or only contain this vile nemesis? Strawman Cometh is an epic tale of life, love, and war as a young British lieutenant and his family become trapped in the landscape of an unholy ancient terror. In 1975, James Ambrose Sullivan, the great grandson of James Cavendish will become family custodian of the dangerous legacy of Strawman. Will “Strawman Cometh” to St. Louis Missouri to destroy the seed of Cavendish and fulfill its vile revenge?
A hilarious, action-packed look at the apocalypse that combines a touching tale of friendship, a thrilling war story, and an all out kung-fu infused mission to save the world. “A flat-out ferociously good novel.... Reads like a surrealist smashup of Pynchon and Pratchett, Vonnegut and Heller.” —Austin Chronicle Gonzo Lubitch and his best friend have been inseparable since birth. They grew up together, they studied kung-fu together, they rebelled in college together, and they fought in the Go Away War together. Now, with the world in shambles and dark, nightmarish clouds billowing over the wastelands, they have been tapped for an incredibly perilous mission. But they quickly realize that this assignment is more complex than it seems, and before it is over they will have encountered everything from mimes, ninjas, and pirates to one ultra-sinister mastermind, whose only goal is world domination.
A teenager struggles through physical loss to the start of acceptance in an absorbing, artful novel at once honest and insightful, wrenching and redemptive. (Age 12 and up) On a sunny day in June, at the beach with her mom and brother, fifteen-year-old Jane Arrowood went for a swim. And then everything -- absolutely everything -- changed. Now she’s counting down the days until she returns to school with her fake arm, where she knows kids will whisper, "That’s her -- that’s Shark Girl," as she passes. In the meantime there are only questions: Why did this happen? Why her? What about her art? What about her life? In this striking first novel, Kelly Bingham uses poems, letters, telephone conversations, and newspaper clippings to look unflinchingly at what it’s like to lose part of yourself - and to summon the courage it takes to find yourself again.
This book is a collection of short stories written by Frank Clark. Stories are humorous, imaginative, and introspective. An interesting and creative style of writing outside the box of the classical literary short story. Many stories are written in the vernacular to describe people and place. These stories are about everyday people in everyday life. You will identify with many of the characters and themes of these stories. The wit and creativity of Frank's writing will make you laugh, allow you to step into an imaginary world and will give you something to think about. Each story is amusing and will capture your interest. Read one story and you can't wait to read the next. These stories are quite funny. You will laugh and you will smile. Enter an imaginary world, a brief escape from the demands of your day. You will return to your day feeling refreshed, relaxed with exuberant energy to complete your day. Maybe an extraordinary day. Lastly, many of the stories are introspective. They give you something to think about from a different point of view. These stories have been written for you. You will fi nd them a delightful read. Enjoy your read.