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Sometimes irreverent, always funny. The Monkey's Fart is a serious attempt to interest children in poetry and reading. If you love reading, then you'll love this book. If you don't like reading, are a slow reader, or dyslexic. Then this book is still for you. Meet Mr Grump, Lembit the Lion, The Big Galoopha, Jibbering Jim, Polly Polynesia, and a host of other crazy characters. Also features the hilarious short story; Be Careful What You Wolf For. The Monkey's Fart is a must for anyone who loves wacky poems and stories. There is even a chapter at the end to help you create your own wacky or nonsense poems. The Monkey's Fart is perfect for all children, parents and grandparents looking for an unusual read. Ideal for teachers seeking to interest children in reading and whet their appetite for poetry.
A book is rich in colorful illustrations for children and adults about farts, friendship, and family. Meet a little farting hero, a monkey named Tom. Put a SMILE on your child face! Scroll up and BUY NOW!
El mono fue el que tuvo la idea de este gran concurso. Un concurso de pedos en la jungla, donde participarán el elefante, el león, la cebra, el hipopótamo, el rinoceronte. ¿Quién será el ganador?
An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
From the scientist duo behind True or Poo?, their original New York Times bestselling sensation--a scientifically precise, fully illustrated, utterly hilarious guide to animal flatulence. Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it. I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Birds don't do it, but they could if they wanted to. Herrings do it to communicate with each other. In 2017 zoologist Dani Rabaiotti's teenage brother asked her a most teenaged question: Do snakes fart? Stumped, Rabaiotti turned to Twitter. The internet did not disappoint. Her innocent question spawned the hashtag #doesitfart and it spread like a noxious gas. Dozens of noted experts began weighing in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it's made of, what it smells like, and why. Clearly, the public demands more information on animal farts. Does it Fart? fills that void: a fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. What do hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? And what is a fart, really? Pairing hilarious illustrations with surprisingly detailed scientific explanations, Does it Fart? will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.
After two failed attempts at World Domination the evil Onionman resorts to time travel and dinosaurs. Can his evil Jurassic plan conquer the world or can Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder save the day? They might need a little help from Frederick Fart-Mountain from the Bureau of Universal Time Travel.
Fart Book: Gross Out Book With Sweet Farts Funny Stories To Make You Laugh With 33 Illustrations This is a 2 In 1 Box Set of El Ninjo's funny fart book series. This LOL fart book compilation includes 33 totally gross out fart stories for boys & 33 fart illustrations that come with each story. It is also perfect if you are looking for a fun short story or picture book because it includes 33 hilarious fart stories & illustrations that your kid can have a blast with. These hilarious illustrations alone will occupy & entertain your kid for a while, and I guarantee a very exciting and LOL reading time for your kid and yourself. It also adds some interactive elements and your kid can determine El Ninjo's future fart path, too. You'll get all the details inside! This compilation of 33 short stories is something for young and old, and once inside you will LOL for the rest of your reading time. So here we go and as El Ninjo puts it: "Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler...or simply can't resist impressing your friends, every now and then with a face-melting fart...you'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with dozens of hilarious illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom burping escapades, and I am going to impress you with my creative windy ways. I will not only show you every vapor blowing cloud trick that I have up my butt, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation to your own benefit!" In Volume 1 Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger! the list of fart situation goes like this: The Wake Upper Popper The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot The Flying Carpet The Backpack Burster The Gasification In The Car The Neighbour Detonator The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism The Lego Blower The Eruption In The Chicken Coop The Hand Stinker The Marshmallow Shooter.... ...and many more steamy bean blowing fart episodes In African Bean Adventures In The Jungle, El Ninjo uses his bean blowing way...
What could be better than a Fart with a heart? A Super Fart of course! Wafting around with his stinky best friend Burp, Fart couldn’t be happier. But sometimes Burp wishes people wouldn’t say, YUCK and GROSS and PEE-YEW . . . Could being smelly ever be a force for good? A super stinker of a tale that proves anyone can be a hero. Readers who loved Zoë Foster Blake's ABIA award-winning and best-selling No One Likes a Fart will love this companion book as Fart and Burp decide to make difference in the world whether people love them or not. They'll make some friends along the way and even get capes! Be ready for some powerful pongs, the Superstinkers are in town!