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Jingle bells, Santa smells -he smells of mouldy cheese.He doesn't wear any trousersso you can see his knees.A new work by renowned poet and part-time aeronautical escapologist, Otto Fishblanket, Stinky Santa is a book about a smelly Santa. It is illustrated by celebrity childen's book illustrator, Gerald Hawksley.If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has pictures, and is about a smelly Santa, then you have come to the right place.(Any similarity to any real Santa is purely coincidental)* Now includes Surprise Grotty Gift!*
The Pastor Driven Wife is a collection of strikingly honest stories that will bring laughter, light, and hope to anyone driving the bumpy road of faith. These stories-some hilarious, some poignant, some even miraculous-will especially encourage those who are "weary in well-doing" and provide valuable insights on how to go from "trying harder" to "trusting more." Come take a ride through Honky Tonk Hymns, My Drug Bust, Divine GPS, and many more chapters in the life of The Pastor Driven Wife. Note from the Author: "As a pastor's wife, teacher, counselor, mother, and grandma, I spent years pretending to be happy on the outside while crying and dying on the inside. I was fearful, struggling with perfectionism, fear of rejection, and an inexplicably vague sense of shame-yet deep down I always believed there had to be more. If you're feeling that same longing, there's good news....there IS more! So will you join me, maybe in your robe with your morning coffee? Let's ask the Father to bring us both together at His feet...free to laugh, cry, or simply receive His love."
Stinky is a cute, adorable, little pig, who was searching for a home when George found him. He and George have become best friends. He is very happy living on the farm with George and his new family. In this story, Stinky is excited about Christmas. He wants to learn all about Santa. George told Stinky that Santa would bring all the farmyard animals a present if they were good. Stinky could hardly wait to go tell all his friends about Santa. Will all the barnyard animals be good? Will they all get a present from Santa? What an exciting Christmas story!
Fans of I Love You, Stinky Face, will love spending Christmas with their favorite pal! Fans of I Love You, Stinky Face, will love this Christmas story! Stinky Face loves Christmastime...but he still has plenty of questions. What if a big, wintry wind blows his Christmas tree away? What if one of the reindeer gets his antlers stuck in the branches that hang over the roof? Luckily, his imaginative Mama knows how to reassure him that Christmas will be magical! Now for the first time in 8x8I Love You, Stinky Face has sold over 1 million copies and still counting!
When the elves discover that Santa's sleigh is in a terrible state, they let their imaginations go wild—and soon there are sleighs of every kind, inspired by big rigs, motorcycles, zeppelins, and much more! The #1 New York Times bestselling author of Goodnight, Goodnight, Construction Site and the celebrated illustrator of Michael Chabon's The Astonishing Secret of Awesome Man team up for spirited vehicular silliness and classic Christmas cheer in this turbo-charged read-aloud destined to become a classic. Plus, this is the fixed format version, which looks almost identical to the print edition.
A riotously funny picture book spoof on THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS from BAFTA-winning children's TV presenters Sam & Mark. It's time to deliver presents, but Santa's tummy is feeling funny and he needs to let out parps along the way... But as a result, all the presents fall in the sea! Comes with a "Santa Stop Here" doorhanger!
Santa’s on the way! Max has plans to stay up late to see Santa Claus, but his big sister, Ruby, wont let him. “Why?” asks Max. To which Ruby replies everyone’s most despised answer: “BECAUSE!” So Max takes matters into his own hands and sneaks into the living room to wait for Santa on his own. Will Santa still show up? What will he say if he sees Max up waiting for him?
Christmas is coming, and our imaginative little Stinky Face has lots of new questions for his mom. "What if one of Santa's reindeer gets stuck in a tree?" "What if a snowman follows me home?" "How do you thank a Christmasaurus who strings lights on our house?" Created by award-winning author Lisa McCourt and illustrator Cyd Moore, this is the first Stinky Face holiday story -- and one that is sure to become a holiday tradition in homes everywhere!
"Santa's Stray" tells the story of a black and white stray cat who fears he will never belong, but finds that his insight into the hearts of children holds the key to granting Santa's own Christmas wish. This book was produced for the benefit of Wichita's soup kitchen, The Lord's Diner. First in a series.