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A comical book of poems about people farting. Fart poems. Flatulence. Breaking wind.
A book of funny fart poems. Subject: Various People farting.
You will squirm, laugh, think, snicker and enjoy the truths about being a kid. If it's at school or at home, funny things happen to you. The poetry you will find in this book brings together many of those experiences. Read these poems out loud with passion and excitement. Read them to your class, family, friends, or just to yourself. There will be smiles and laughter all around. Check out Paul on poeticpaul.com
What expires only to be reborn instantly? A fart of course. Explore the external effects a fart can have on not only one poor poet but on the whole world. Talk about power! In my briefs I've attempted to explore the lesser known subtleties and some of the broader implications of just letting one go. I hope it smells as good to you as it does me. Enjoy. Yummy!
Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Awful poems that really should not be read by children. Please go look for something by like Robert Lewis Stevenson or Mother Goose, those are much more appropriate.
Who doesn't love a rhyme about farting and burping? Immature Rhymes for Immature People is a hysterical collection of rhymes and poems about farting, burping, peeing and boogers! This is a perfect book for children who want to giggle, and for childish adults who still laugh at fart jokes and refuse to grow up. Immature Rhymes for Immature People includes over 100 original rhymes written by Roderick Lowbrow that are guaranteed to make you laugh and cry and giggle. While this book is mildly crude, it does not contain any curse words, and is suitable for children if you're okay with the words fart and butt. The paperback version of the book includes an additional twenty-five pages to create your own fart and burp rhymes.
With so much to learn, from science to the arts, this is a book to learn all about farts. This book is a poem that's funny and classy, meant to bring smiles to all who've been gassy.