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"In today's culture, we go about kissing like it's no big deal. It's a throw-away, almost a race to get it checked off our list so we can move from 'the never been kissed' crowd to the more experienced 'definitely been kissed' girls."When did casual dating get so twisted, pressuring you to date for the world's record? Is it true one must kiss several guys to meet THE one? How do I know he's THE one if I don't date?In Kissing Toads, Elizabeth Demarest shares her personal story as she finds herself pinned up against the back of shed with a boy in the middle of the Amazon, and it's far from the fairytale moment she had always imagined. She's kissing a slimy toad that did not turn into a prince! Due to peer-pressure and coming of age, she is forced to put aside her childhood whimsical dreams and step into the real world, where girl meets boy. Packed with undeniable transparency, Kissing Toads will challenge and inspire you to believe you are worth waiting for and to foster an unforged courage to pursue purity. You will note practical tools and prayers to help you set boundaries to guard your heart, body, and soul, on your quest for finding love as a young girl coming of age.
Do you dream of meeting your handsome prince, a man who will be your lover, friend, soul mate, and partner in crime? Are you looking for a man who will hold your hand through lifes journey, someone to laugh, cry, create success, and have fun with? Why is your Prince Charming so hard to find? InStop Kissing Toads, author Elizabeth Roebuck-Jones empowers women to know and love themselves so they can avoid kissing toads and instead find their handsome prince. Elizabeth, who has worked as a relationships therapist for more than ten years, teaches you the signs to discern a frog from a toad. She guides you to know and trust yourself so you can listen to your instincts. When you create clarity, this enables you to understand whats really going on around you. Youll recognize whats real and what isnt and save yourself from the next toxic toad trap. Stop Kissing Toads offers practical information, tips, and tricks to help you find the partner who is right for you and who will work together to create a relationship of intimacy and connection. This book will give you the power to change your relationships and your life.
Why is it that so many bright, attractive, clever and sensible women seem to fall for toads? They spend years searching, dating, cohabiting and marrying, just to find themselves right back at square one, heartbroken, despondent and vowing “never again”. Truth be told there’s actually thousands upon thousands of lovely, gorgeous, unattached and eligible men out there. And many of them are just waiting for someone like you. But if that really is the case, why can’t you ever seem to bag one? Stop Kissing Frogs will tell you. This is a real-life, no-nonsense guide for any single girl who’s tired of kissing frogs in their search for Mr Right, weary of making the same old mistakes over and over again and who wants to learn the truth about what works and what doesn’t in her search for her own happy ending. Stop Kissing Frogs is packed with helpful insights and advice on what you need to know about yourself, what you need to know about men and what you need to know about love to stand a chance of finding a real and lasting relationship. What to avoid, what to look for and what to cherish are all covered. You’ll discover the five worst mistakes many women make in a relationship and how you can avoid them; why being single is not as bad as it seems and is in fact a necessary part of finding the right man; what makes a good man and a suitable life partner; and how to spot a bad one at fifty paces. Stop Kissing Frogs is warm, funny and touching. It scratches beneath the typical trashy veneer, revealing a frank, honest and real-world insight into the world of grown-up relationships and how to navigate your way to your very own, special and long lasting happy-ever-after.
Life isn't always sweet for magical baker, Cindy Eller. All her life she's been cursed-- every man she's ever kissed has turned into a toad. Love isn't likely to come her way. If that weren't a big enough problem, her 'curse' has come to the attention of the Council of Magic and she may never be able to use her powers. Enter the perfect man-- handsome, sweet, and loves food just as much as Cindy does. It would seem to be a match made in Heaven, or is it? Cindy isn't the only one keeping secrets. With toads, cupcakes, romance, magic and ice cream, life never has time to get dull!
Delphie, garden programme presenter extraordinaire, and Roo, TV producer and queen of the messy relationship, have been best friends since their first day at school. But now, Delphie's career seems slightly stuck, while Roo's long-time boyfriend has secretly gone and married his long-time Romanian girlfriend.
Bigotry, selfishness, and lust for position and power thrive in a sleepy twenty-first-century rural English village. The quietude of the surrounding rolling hills and woodlands is not all it seems. Self-appointed busybodies from the upper ranks of the community take it upon themselves to direct the lives of others. But they are amateurs at the game. At the same time, foreign investors move in to exploit mineral wealth potential that lies buried not too deeply in the strata beneath the quaint cottages and old church. The whole area of East Sussex is ripe for gas development. Local democracy is abolished on a go it alone whim of the new right-wing British government. Each community must now earn its own keep. The village of Denbridgehurst swiftly evolves into a place of fear and intimidation. Four elderly power women take over and connive with Russian oligarchs keen to exploit the riches underground. Meanwhile, the national government threatens to run a new motorway past the village, taking out the fourteenth-century church. Enormous opposition is formed and led by the women. Conservation organizations are called in to scour the area for rare or endangered species. These could hold up the planners. The Russians have other ideas. Their true intent is to build a hidden Hadron Collider beneath the village.
The author integrates, expands, and deepens his previous publications about irregular (or “metalinguistic”) negations. A total of ten distinct negatives—several previously unclassified—are analyzed. The logically irregular negations deny different implicatures of their root. All are partially non-compositional but completely conventional. The author argues that two of the irregular negative meanings are implicatures. The others are semantically rather than pragmatically ambiguous. Since their ambiguity is neither lexical nor structural, direct irregular negatives satisfy the standard definition of idioms as syntactically complex expressions whose meaning is non-compositional. Unlike stereotypical idioms, idiomatic negatives lack fixed syntactic forms and are highly compositional. The final chapter analyzes other “free form” idioms, including irregular interrogatives and comparatives, self-restricted verb phrases, numerical verb phrases, and transparent propositional attitude and speech act reports.
In this magical fantasy adventure by the award-winning author of Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher, a talking toad takes a girl on a wild ride. Jennifer Murdley has always wanted to be pretty. That’s why she’s so surprised to leave Mr. Elives’s magic shop with a particularly ugly toad. As her worst enemy says, “A toad for a toad.” But this toad can talk. And what it has to say sets Jennifer off on a journey that leads her into the company of the Immortal Vermin and straight to the Beauty Parlor of Doom . . . where she comes face-to-face with her deepest fears and dreams. Jennifer Murdley would give anything to be beautiful. But sometimes anything is too high a price to pay. “Endlessly funny . . . . A roller-coaster ride of a story, full of humor and even wisdom.” —Kirkus Reviews “Fast-moving with slapstick humor . . . . Recommended.” —Horn Book