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Kirk Sandblaster is back! And this time, he's chilly... tasked by the Government of Universia to chart the Dark Quadrant, our valiant space adventurer dives straight in. Along with his Zaarian comrade, Xlaar, they land on a world of ice and snow, and dreaded Ice Pirates. Will they survive both nature and natives? Will Xlaar's new eye keep playing dubstep? And what lurks underneath all the tundra? Find out the answers to all this and more in... Kirk Sandblaster and the Ice Pirates of Llurr!
BZZZZ! Technology has gone rogue in Universia. Everything from robots, computers, even vending machines are in revolt, doing anything they can to harm anyone made of fleshy goodness. And who is the fleshbag they want to harm the most? Kirk Sandblaster. Once again, the space adventurer finds himself - and his alien sidekick, Xlaar - facing off against an enemy that threatens every beings existence. But, could the mind behind this rebellion be someone close to the duo? And if so, how can they defeat someone they love? Jump once again into the 4 Quadrants of Universia, and the adventures of cocksure rogue, Kirk Sandblaster. A science fiction comedy fuelled by bad ideas, good intentions, and plenty of sandwiches. Readers call Kirk Sandblaster ""a fast-paced action comedy"", ""exotic and esoteric"", and ""reminiscent of Douglas Adams"". But don't take their words for it, grab the latest Kirk adventure and find out for yourself!
WAR! That's the situation on the planet Zaaria. Overwhelmed by overpowered Rebels, the hopes of the planet rest in one space adventuring duo. Kirk Sandblaster & Xlaar. This time, though, it's personal. Zaaria is Xlaar's planet, and it's his family who give the call. Last time he was there, he left in disgrace, so has conflict changed his ways in the eyes of his father, King Zuur? Or is he still seen as the reckless warrior he once was. Join another thrilling Kirk Sandblaster adventure filled with twists, turns, and even more sandwiches than ever before. Find out who is behind the rebellion, the power of Super Power-Suits, and what a Zaarian Bond is... Amazon readers have called the Kirk Sandblaster series ""Absolutely fantastic read..."", ""utterly hilarious"" and ""humorous and smart"". Complete the collection today by adding Kirk Sandblaster & Xlaar's World War to your sci-fi comedy collection.
Woosh! Kirk Sandblaster thinks he's a lock for Universia Man of the Year, but when suave ""Time Adventurer"" Montague Santiago ends up with the trophy, it kicks off a whole adventure through both time and space. With Xlaar along for the ride, Sandblaster finds himself on strange planets ruled by oily dinosaurs, time voids, and a planet once known as ""Earth"". The 5th Kirk Sandblaster adventure is filled with the usual thrills, spills, and comedic ills that you'd expect from the series. From the curious mind of Oli Jacobs, once again strap yourself in, activate your Quantum Core, and enjoy another adventure in Universia...
When his cash isn't good enough anymore, Kirk Sandblaster is left in a pickle. However, it seems no beings money is working, and that the Universal economy is about to crash. Naturally, only one man can prevent this crisis from happening, but as he was busy it is left to Sandblaster and his trusty hunk of Zaarian toughness, Xlaar. Can they save the planetoid Tetra Bank from a cavalcade of villains? Or will Universia go back to bartering with flora & fauna? The 4th Kirk Sandblaster adventure promises more of the action, comedy, and sandwich mentions that previous books such as ""Space Adventurer"" and ""Game of Yloria"" provided. As fans have said, Sandblaster ""may be an idiot"", but at least he brings one thing... ADVENTURE.
The man they call Kirk Sandblaster is bored, and ready for the challenge of a lifetime. However, when that doesn't come along, he is enticed by the infamous Game of Yloria, a competition pitting the best of the best in Universia against each other to the temporary-paralysis. Along with Zaarian powerhouse, Xlaar, Kirk must face vengeful Rygans, beastly Horgorians and mysterious, dashing warriors. The third adventure in the Kirk Sandblaster series follows ""The Space Adventures of..."" and ""...Ice Pirates of Llurr"", and is Oli Jacobs' attempts to blend sci-fi and comedy in the vein of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett. Some have described it as ""madcap antics"", while others say Kirk Sandblaster is ""a loveable moron"", one thing is for sure. You're in for an adventure!
Adventure That's the mantra of Kirk Sandblaster As a gallivanting man around space, he's ready to dive feet-first into whatever the Universe throws at him Along with his Zaarian sidekick Xlaar, Kirk is ready to zip, zoom and laugh in the face of most things
What is life like as a donut? What is P22067? And dare you play a game of Roulette? Enter the darkened room of Filmic Cuts once more, as Oli Jacobs brings you Filmic Cuts 5: Suplex Sounds of the 70s. A book filled with tales glazed in greasy kebab meat, sparkling pastry sugar, and lashing of root beer from the Old West. That made you hungry? Well then, let's hope you have a strong stomach... From the mind that conjured up the madness that was Bad Sandwich, and the drunken adventures of Strange Days in High Wycombe, comes more tales of horror, comedy, and so much more. Listen to a ghost story, find out what links mobile phones & bananas, and discover who exactly Francis Penterland might be. Open up, and let the yarns wrap you nice and tight...
Curse of the Ellipsis... is the 3rd volume of Filmic Cut, short stories by Oli Jacobs. Featuring 13 stories that traverse the realms of horror, drama and comedy, with a little poetry in between, Curse of the Ellipsis... is possibly the darkest Filmic Cut yet. This time, prepare to meet 2 writers who can bend the world at their will, a dog whose situation grows more desperate, and Burlington Rathbone himself. There's plenty to enjoy within these pages, and Curse of the Ellipsis... is a delicious bitter addition to the Filmic Cuts series. Dare you taste it's nasty pleasures?