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Skillfully wending words, sounds, and images, author/illustrator,Colonel Korne paints poetic pictures that catapult readers into awitty world of rhymes. Whether weaving a web of intrigue in "Spider,Spider," rhapsodizing reminiscently in "Memories of Grandpa," or theprovocative pun in "Honeydew, Honeydew," he hits the heart, not withsap, but with a refreshing twist that draws in everyone who picks upthis unique volume. Children's poetry? Hardly, but make no mistake.Kids love the Colonel. Adults will chuckle at the double entendresresplendent in the Colonel's work and identify with the trials thatvex characters like Emily Lou, the hippo ballerina. All ages willrelish the artwork that ranges from realism to cartoon sketches.Educators will appreciate the natural use of literary devices: "TheButterfly" as a picture poem, the synonyms in "I Lost My UnderwearToday", as well as wonderful examples of irony, alliteration, andmetaphor replete in this masterfully written work.
A colorful, children's picture book for ages 3-8 about a kid who loses his last pair of underwear and the frustrating search for them. His brother joins in the search, at times offering more confusion than help. Where is my Underwear teaches kids how to talk out a problem and retrace your steps. It is a book with a play on words and homonyms, that may twist your tongue at times making it fun to read. Will he and his brother ever find his underwear, or will it be lost forever? If you like the children's book, Underwear! By Mary Elise Monsell or The Underwear Book by Todd Parr, then you'll like Where is My Underwear.
"Young readers will delight in helping a young elephant find his wayward underwear in this zany pop-up book."--P. [4] of cover.r
Teddy Bear, Little Chimp, and Big Gray Elephant try to help an orange-spotted jungle frog find his missing underpants.
A bunch of friendly vegetables wear colorful underwear of all varieties—big, small, clean, dirty, serious, and funny—demonstrating for young ones the silliness and necessity of this item of clothing. The unexpectedness of vegetables in their unmentionables is enough to draw giggles, but the pride with which the “big kid” attire is flaunted in front of the baby carrots in diapers will tickle readers of all ages. With rhyming text that begs to be chanted aloud and art that looks good enough to eat, this vibrant story will encourage preschoolers to celebrate having left those diapers behind!
A strong gust of wind sweeps Doctor Grundy's best undies—brand-new, and decorated with tiger stripes and tiger eyes off the clothesline. The unusual undergarments go flapping out to sea and across many different lands. Who will get to keep them? A cracked crew of pirates? A silly Scottish bagpiper? You'll find out in this fun-filled and irreverent world tour. The adventure is XXL, just like the fabulous undies, and loaded with clever rhymes and winsome pictures by the bestselling team of storyteller Dawn McMillan and illustrator Ross Kinnaird, the cheeky creators of I Need A New Butt!
I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.
It's Christmas Eve and Santa is busy getting gussied up for the big night. But when he goes to put on his warm, cozy (holey, ragged) Christmas underwear, they're nowhere to be found! With undies for every occasion, he tries on the rest of his collection. But nothing is quite right. Just when he's about to give up he find a surprise from his considerate team of reindeer. Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!
Ballet Cat and Sparkles the Pony are trying to decide what to play today. Nothing that Sparkles suggests--making crafts, playing checkers, and selling lemonade--goes well with the leaping, spinning, and twirling that Ballet Cat likes to do. When Sparkles's leaps, spins, and twirls seem halfhearted, Ballet Cat asks him what's wrong. Sparkles doesn't want to say. He has a secret that Ballet Cat won't want to hear. What Sparkles doesn't know is that Ballet Cat has a secret of her own, a totally secret secret. Once their secrets are shared, will their friendship end, or be stronger than ever?
A mysterious private investigator embodies the darkness hidden within a small town in this spellbinding thriller that will “make you a Scott Carson fan for life” (Joe Hill, #1 New York Times bestselling author). Marshall Miller would’ve remembered her face even if he hadn’t seen it on a MISSING poster. When a young woman disappears in his small town, the investigation hinges on Marshall’s haunted sighting of her, crying in the back seat of a police car driven by a cop named Maddox. There’s only one problem: no local cop named Maddox exists. But the speeding ticket he handed to Marshall certainly does. Dealing with police and media is heady stuff for a teenager, the son of a single mother, but Marshall is sure he can handle it, until the shocking day when his reliability as a witness implodes. Now scorned and shamed, he finds unlikely allies as he confronts the ancient secrets behind his small town’s peaceful façade—and learns the truth about his own family. Lost Man’s Lane is a coming-of-age tale that proves why its author has been hailed as “a master” by Stephen King who consistently offers “eerie, gripping storytelling” (Dean Koontz).