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Mary DeGregorio decides her family should take their first cruise-catapulting them into the vacation from hell. Their humorous adventure begins with a wild bus ride through the streets of New York City, the all to rapid education of young Jennifer, Mary's attempt to save the morals of a priest to make up for the incident with the Pope, and, most of all, eldest son's-B.A.D. and his boys- clash with a group of jewel thieves. The wild cruise culminates in a fierce firefight as 'Horseshit' Harry and his gang attempts their escape with the jewels. This all confirms Al DeGregorio's simple philosophy of life -..it Happens! This is never more evident than when B.A.D. and his boys struggle to escape from the jewel thieves: "Frozen by the headlights like deer, Big Louie and Rosie naked, they were resigned to the failure of their escape. They were dead meat."
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After a disastrous first year as the owner of the St. Paul Falcons, Allie Stewart needs a reset…badly. She also needs to build a winning team before it's too late. And the only way to do that is to land the top free agent in league history. But with nothing to offer him but promises and the Falcons' horrible reputation, the odds of Tyson Myers signing with the Falcons is slim to impossible. But without him, Allie risks losing the team. But that's not the only risk Allie's facing. With Will banished hundreds of miles away, can they continue to keep their relationship a secret and will it survive the distance? And as rumors persist about Allie's personal life, will it create cracks in her relationship with Will? As Allie struggles to keep the Falcons, can she also keep the man she loves before she loses it all?
Kendra can't stand Wade. The feeling is mutual. Until someone changes the rules. This has been an epic trashy week. I’m studying to write the bar exam, and my best friend is getting married soon. As much as I hate it, my friends and I take her out for a bachelorette party. There’s a live band playing, and the lead singer just drips cocky attitude. The guy literally crashes into me in the bathroom hallway and he acts like it’s my fault. With his rudeness and course language, it takes everything in me not to clock him the way that my father taught me when I was a little girl. And then, when I don’t think that my week could get any worse, he shows up at the law firm the next day…and he’s my new client. *** What a horrible night. Normally, every chick in this place gives me bedroom eyes, but this one redhead, if looks could kill, I’d be dead. She’s like a disgruntled librarian with a bun in her hair so tight it’s like a facelift. We all but duke it out after she ploughs into me. Then this other chick shows up later, none-too-pleased, claiming that I fathered her unborn child! I should wear a sign that says, ‘Newsflash: I’m the only Ford kid that doesn’t have an inheritance, so back off!’. That should do it. But the message never gets across. I mean, what can you take away from a man to hurt him, when he already has nothing? Truth is, there’s plenty, especially after tonight… HEA (Happily Ever After) Hate to love romance Rock star romance Military romance Medium heat Course language Mild cliffhanger ending Second book in a complete 5 book standalone series "Music with fireworks! Voracious readers only helped me get to review this book. Now I couldn’t put this book down." - 5 Stars from Voracious Readers only reviewer "Wade & Kendra walk that fine line between love and hate. Crossing it could be so much fun!!" - 5 Stars from Julie, Amazon reviewer "Another fantastically wonderful read with so much heart. Loved the story line from beginning to end and can’t wait to read more. Thank you." - 5 Stars from Pennie Beecroft, Goodreads reviewer "OMG I thought Colton was in magnificent and here comes Wade. These brothers are so fine!!! Onward to Garrett for me after I read Wade and Kendra's extended epilogue." - 5 Stars from Sandy Johnson, Goodreads reviewer "This book was a great read! I loved the main characters and how they were able to deal with what life threw at them. Sexual situations that were steamy and hott! Relatable heroine. I wanted to cheer for them as a couple. Bridezilla was funny too!" - 5 Stars from @cjk_52205, Bookbub reviewer
From an early age, Gabby realised that she could make things happen, bad things. Gabby was born gifted, but it was a gift that seemed to have come straight from the pits of hell. In the novel How Dark Is Your Dungeon?, the custodians who built Stonehenge arranged for human offspring to preserve Stonehenge in all its glory for future generations. Gabby was the last of the caretakers, but before she could procreate, she was murdered. Stonehenge had protected the land from rising sea waters for untold generations, but with Gabby's death, the sea water is now free to rise and swallow up civilization. To save the people of Earth, spacecrafts are sent to rescue the humans and transport them to another place in time. However, things didn't go as planned...This dark sci-fi drama will rattle your beliefs right up to its startling conclusion and leave you asking, How Dark Is Your Dungeon? Author Bio: John P. Smith lives with his long-suffering wife, Teresa, daughter, Donna, and Leo the dog in Colchester, Essex, England. His latest novel is a love story. Publisher's website: http: //SBPRA.com/JohnPSmit
By any standard and all expectations, James leads a typical Southern California middle class upbringing. AYSO soccer, a treehouse, best friends, a first love, and then off to college. But what happens when things unexpectedly fall apart? What happens when the security and hope of a quiet and satisfying childhood is upended with death, drugs and bad relationships? This is James’ story. A story about falling down, getting back up and then falling down even further. Set in the 90’s and early 2000’s, this story takes place in a time before social media, smartphones and all that comes with the world we know today. This is a story based on social interactions and a life that is led outside, a life not set behind screens and status updates. Blue Door, Red Bowl tells the story of a man trying to make things right, a story about a life with its challenges but ultimately, a life worth living.