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WARNING: This is a sexy, steamy reverse harem paranormal romance (one girl, four guys) with loads of humor, plumber puns, and group sex. Read with a glass of wine and a smile! Four hunky, supernatural plumbers.One reluctant, slightly drunk human.A match made in heaven ... or in the bathroom, rather. My name is Arizona Smoke, and I'm the proud owner of a house haunted by my dead Gram, best friend to a cocktail dress loving werewolf, and apparent soul mate to four plumbers who also happen to be elemental dragons. Besides rippling pectorals, tattoos, and ... uh, nice, long pipes, the guys also have control of the elements. Supernatural law (whoever heard of such a thing anyway?) dictates that since I stumbled upon the guys in their alternate forms, I have to marry them. All four of them. Oh, and apparently one lousy (okay, awesome) night of sex means that I'm an elemental, too-and no amount of magical penicillin can cure this disease. All I wanted was hot running water and toilets that flushed, but now I'm dealing with monsters lurking in the sewers, supernatural politics, and four penniless (but totally hot) plumbers living in my crumbling old Victorian. I'm Ari Smoke, wine aficionado, ex-barista, and a girl who is completely out of her element.Having four hot husbands is nice ... but the death threats, not so much.
Six hunky, supernatural tradesmen.One sarcastic, caffeine addicted bride.A match made by fate ... or karma?My name is Arizona Smoke, and I have six husbands. Yup. Count 'em--six. Four sexy plumbers, one electric electrician ... and my last husband? Total prick. Our unconventional marriage is almost complete. All I need to do is reconcile with my first love, and rescue a man I've never met. Easy, right?As if marrying a bunch of supernatural plumbers isn't hard enough, I also have to deal with the fact that my biological father and his six wives (yeah, I have six moms, too) are still hunting us, stalking us through sex parties hosted by demons and setting traps for us in the middle of underground supernatural raves. And you thought your family was dysfunctional!All I wanted was a moment to breathe, a chance to get to know my new husbands in a way that was more than sexual--although I'm not exactly complaining about our time in the bedroom. But between my maniacal mother-in-law, some kidnapped lady-elementals, and the rich asshole I'm supposed to welcome into my new harem ... when's a girl got time for dates? Let alone planning a seven-way ... wedding that is. I'm Ari Smoke, spirit elemental, supernatural bada**, and hot-as-f*ck dragon chick.Having six hot husbands is nice ... but being hunted by evil sex demons, not so much.ELEMENTS OF RUIN is a full-length comedic paranormal, reverse harem romance. This means our leading lady has six male love interests and doesn't have to choose between them. This book is full of steamy scenes, ridiculous plumbing puns, and heaps of action, intrigue, and ... well, more puns. This is book 2 of 3.
My life changed in an instant, altered by fire, irreparably damaged.Just like me.I'm a broken, damaged soul on the run from a very real sort of darkness.My father, a notorious mob boss, either wants me back or wants me dead.I find solace in the arms of his enemies.Five deliciously dark men that tempt me to do things I shouldn't.Arsen, Colt, Weston, Mace, and Hawke.They're just as dangerous as the men they're hunting.So, will they save me, or burn me to ashes?Either way, in their arms, I catch fire.I burn.And I love every second of it.**NOTE: This book was originally published as Five Fathers by Kate Morgan. It has undergone a rewrite but the core story remains the same.**
Betrayal has forced us on the run. Evading the very man I considered my family, the organization I once considered good. In hiding, I need to master my new power and find peace with my bonded guardian--or risk exposure. But my heart can't accept the events that led us here. I need answers. Closure. An olive branch is offered and another trap is sprung. While my relationships grow stronger by the day, new tensions arise and ghosts of my past appear. But can anyone be trusted? I'm Kit Davenport and I didn't see that one coming.
The time is now. It seems all I've ever wanted was vengeance. I did everything right: I protected my friends, I pushed myself to the limits, and I saved lives. Once upon a time, I was an internationally renowned thief known as The Fox. Nobody knew me. Nobody could catch me. Nobody but them, my men, my partners in crime. But their love for me, it's cost them dearly. Our enemies keep coming for blood. They cut me. They hurt my friends. They push and push to see what will happen. I'm Kit Davenport, and I'm going to show them what happens. This is the end. Theirs.
Well, I just can't seem to catch a break, can I? None of us saw it coming, no matter what precautions we took or how many contingencies we put into play. What's the point of having all this power when everyone is out to get me? They say things are darkest before the light, and that the storm gets worse before it clears. Trust me when I say platitudes don't do a damn bit of good when you're in the middle of it. I'm Kit Davenport, and my heart is breaking.
Tricky, like a fox.As a kitsune--a fox shifter--I have to be to survive.Sometimes it seems like the whole world wants me dead.Ironic, considering that's my job--to kill people.Thea Hunt, professional assassin at your service.But that's not my only vice.I'm also attracted to the darkest denizens of the supernatural world, the men I should run from instead of fall for. Men like Mikhail, the leader of the assassins' guild, Bennett, the local alpha wolf, and Nix, the skinwalking coyote that's likely to bring the entire shifter community to their knees. And then there are my exes--Riot and Fin.Somebody's cursing old gods, stripping shifters of their ability to change. And a trapped shifter doesn't last long without losing their mind. Nix knows; Mikhail wants me to kill him; Bennett wants me dead. Oh, and Riot and Fin are determined to make my life a living hell.As the youngest kitsune to ever get nine tails, I should be able to trick my way out of this one, right?Right?!THE NINE is the first book in the FOXFIRE BURNING series. It is a full-length reverse harem urban fantasy/paranormal romance with a spunky kitsune (fox shifter) main character and her six love interests: a vampire, a werewolf, a coyote shifter, and a few mysteries. This book includes cursing, violence, steamy scenes, and a whole lot of magic.
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Keep track of trips to your favorite winery with this wine tasting review journal. Make notes of the various red or white wines you come across and refine your palate with this simple and fun log book. This wine taster journal features a unique and funny design and is the perfect size to take with you to a dinner party or your favorite vineyard or wine tasting event. Details include:. 6x9 inches 120 pages Matte-finish paperback cover White paper This wine log book also makes a great gift for any mom, dad, or friend who enjoys keeping a record of their experiences so they can review them at the end of the year. If you are looking for a holiday gift to show your appreciation for someone you care about and want to let them know you are grateful to have them in your life, this is a perfect choice.