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Have you ever gotten a not-so-nicely wrapped present from Santa? Well there's a story behind those overly taped gifts - the story of one elf with two big hands and an even bigger dream. Ham Hands the Christmas Elf helps wrapping-impaired parents explain some of those poorly wrapped gifts from Santa, and adds a little more magic (but not more work!) to the Christmas season.
After being kicked out of Santa's Workshop for being a little cranky, Marlie is sent on a mission in the Outside World: teach Jacob Triumph--the real-life role model for Scrooge--the true meaning of Christmas. He's a tough case but she's determined to succeed and earn her place back in the Workshop. It's all very confusing...and delicious. Jacob is so handsome and she has the strangest urge to run her hands and her lips and oh, maybe her tongue, across his whole body. A brief foray into Jacob's dreams--for research purposes only, of course--reveals the most unusual desires. His dreams are filled with kissing and licking and bodies rubbing together and the whole process makes her hungry for more. What's an elf to do? Make a wish and try to make Jacob's dreams come true.
All Wynter Holly, aka stage name Wyn Hall, wants for Christmas is to be cast in a significant role in the upcoming Harbor Falls Actor’s Playhouse production. What she gets is a gig playing nanny to four children who happen to be attached to the casting director of the play. All Rob Black wants for Christmas is happy children and to be home. His niece and three nephews deserve a great Christmas but unfortunately, he has to fly off to California to satisfy his business partner—and can’t deliver. Can the nanny come to his rescue? A series of twisted tales set both Wyn and Rob on a path of untruths they finally have to face. Have they both been cast in unsuitable roles? Or are they each exactly where they need to be?
God rest ye merry gentlemen... twice! A spooky Christmas adventure for Daisy and crew. Come and meet our feisty R.E.D. heroine, and find out why she’s such a hit with readers! “One of the best cozy mystery series I’ve ever read!” Jack’s parents invite Celia, Daisy and Aidan to spend Christmas with them in the old manor house in Suffolk they’ve just bought. Daisy’s house is still being renovated, and their daughter’s undergoing a lot of work, so a few days away from it all sounds like a relaxing festive break. They don’t realise until after they’ve accepted the invitation that the remote manor is a lot older than the one Celia inherited, and that it needs just as much work as hers does. Or more to the point, that it has a reputation in the nearby village of being seriously haunted. Daisy has no time for the paranormal... but shortly after they arrive, some strange goings-on do their best to spook her into changing her mind. Still she refuses to accept there’s another side to reality, but then things take a darker turn. Someone is murdered. And then murdered again... ‘Check out the whole Daisy series on the new rtgreen website. And read all about our series, ‘The Sandie Shaw Mysteries’... page-turning 1920’s murder mysteries! Enjoy!
In a collection of personal essays that are “both rip-roaringly funny and sentimental, drawing natural (and justified) comparisons to David Sedaris and David Rakoff” (Esquire), longtime recording artist and actor Sam Harris recounts stories of friendship, love, celebrity, and growing up and getting sober. In sixteen brilliantly observed true stories, Sam Harris emerges as a natural humorist in league with David Sedaris, Chelsea Handler, Carrie Fisher, and Steve Martin, but with a voice uniquely his own. Praised by the Chicago Sun-Times for his “manic, witty commentary,” and with a storytelling talent The New York Times calls “New Yorker– worthy,” he puts a comedic spin on full-disclosure episodes from his own colorful life. In “I Feel, You Feel” he opens for Aretha Franklin during a blizzard. “Promises” is a front-row account of Liza Minnelli’s infamous wedding to “the man whose name shall go unmentioned.” In “The Zoo Story” Harris desperately searches for a common bond with his rough-and-tumble four-year-old son. What better place to find painfully funny material than in growing up gay, gifted, and ambitious in the heart of the Bible belt? And that’s just the first cut: From partying to parenting, from Sunday school to getting sober, these slices of Ham will have you laughing and wiping away salty tears in equal measure with their universal and down-to-earth appeal. After all, there’s a little ham in all of us.
This bachelor boss gets a little holiday surprise...only from USA TODAY bestselling author Janice Maynard! Being stranded with her crush-worthy boss isn’t part of Dani Meadows’s job description! But she and sexy CEO Nathaniel Winston are snowbound for Christmas...along with an adorable baby who might be Nathaniel’s daughter. Nathaniel needs Dani’s help. But his fantasies about his executive assistant are nowhere near as hot as the reality of having her in his home...and in his bed. When the snow melts, will he be able to say oodbye?
Time marches on... Santas and Elves come and go at the North Pole complex. For some the reasons they choose to leave are personal, for others it's a dismissal. Santa's annual Mission must never fail despite how each passing year adds complexity amidst a world plagued by endless wars and upheavals. The denizens of the North are not secluded from the human world's problems. The complex is not the utopia it was intended to be. Those who call this place home must come to terms with the turbulence of history and not allow personal issues to disrupt their commitments. Long before Mistletoe Green came along there was another, far sinister elf who used the marvels of the North Pole for her own agenda at the peril of both Santa and elf. Anna, Tetsu, and Hilda will each face challenges that threaten their legacies and centuries old friendships. About the series: The Magi Charter For over two thousand years the legend of Santa Claus has endured. His is a Mission of peace as outlined in the Magi Charter, given to the first Santa by the Child. From humble beginnings, following that First Christmas, the Santa lineage has been passed down through the ages. This epic adventure tells the story of those Santas from the founding of the North Pole and the origin of the ancient elves, to our modern times where the world's problems affect even those in the secluded complex of the North, and concluding in the distant future which finds Santa and the elves committed to their mission on a galactic scale where Christmas traditions are barely recognizable. In every era, those committed to the Mission must find a way to deliver that which is needed most to those most deserving.
Have you been naughty or nice? Get set for Christmas with our brand new magical Annual! Enjoy Elf-themed activities, stories and makes in this charming new Annual and help make it the best Christmas holiday ever! Includes recipes, craft ideas, quizes, puzzles, jokes, fun facts, etc.
In the early nineteen hundreds, young Kiri Falgren escapes poverty, famine, and a terrifying dark secret in her homeland, Sweden, to conquer life in a small Wisconsin town in America. While fighting the demons of her unspoken past, she finds solace in a forbidden love that threatens to destroy her very existence. Is the glow from a single candle enough to light her way?