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Warning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an ordinary flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for each fart. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com
Frank is an awesome flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is.
Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.
Fred doesn't want to get up. Mainly because it's a holiday he doesn't like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world. Our gas carries us Up the Eiffel Tower. Then past the Arc de Triomphe With full fart power. Share this new funny story for Valentine's Day or any day of the year to learn all about famous landmarks and world travel. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, Fairy the Farting Unicorn, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.
Harry is a little boy with a big imagination. One day, a simple game of "don't step on the hot lava" turns into an adventure he'll never forget! This children's picture book features the iconic art of Chris Robertson and has fun simple text perfect for beginning readers and story time.
A tale in haiku of one adorable dog. Let’s find him a home. Wandering through the neighborhood in the early-morning hours, a stray pooch follows his nose to a back-porch door. After a bath and some table scraps from Mom, the dog meets three lovable kids. It’s all wags and wiggles until Dad has to decide if this stray pup can become the new family pet. Has Mooch finally found a home? Told entirely in haiku by master storyteller Andrew Clements, this delightful book is a clever fusion of poetry and puppy dog.
A hilarious and colorful children's book about a stubborn baby flamingo and her encouraging parents, perfect for fans of Grumpy Monkey and I Don't Want to Be a Frog. Meet Lola, the "no, no" flamingo. Lola will NOT eat shrimp, thank you very much. She does NOT care that it will turn her feathers pink. It is just plain yucky. But each time Lola sneaks a different food, she changes colors! This funny visual tale will delight even the pickiest of young readers and resonate with parents eager to see their kids try just one bite. This repetitive and charming tale is a good story time pick, and it's also great for toddlers, preschoolers and early readers who may be fussy about certain foods! Don't miss the fun facts about real life flamingos in the back, a cool STEM supplement! Perfect for buyers who want: Great read aloud books like The Wonky Donkey and We Don't Eat Our Classmates Childrens books about food Flamingo gifts for little girls and boys Picture books about picky eating Toddler books 2 year olds, books for 3 year olds, and kids books ages 4-6 Praise for Fussy Flamingo: "Try it. You'll like it."—Kirkus Reviews
Liam the Leprechaun loves to fart! Sometimes, it makes him unpopular with the other leprechauns, and other times, it saves the day! Leprechauns are like small elves.They always dress in green.They're mischievous and magical, And rarely ever seen. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Fairy the Farting Unicorn Farting Without You is Like Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Lucky the Farting Leprechaun Pete the Pooting Pufferfish and Fritz the Farting Reindeer Makes a perfect gift for St. Patrick's day for boys and girls.
Fritz doesn't know it, but he's a big part of saving Christmas this year. Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to the children's homes? A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com
Have you ever wondered how the Easter Bunny manages to deliver all of those eggs? Well, he eats. A lot. Eating gives him energy, but it also means he farts a lot, too. In this hilarious book, the Easter Bunny explains all the different kinds of Easter farts bunnies release. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The funny book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Fairy the Farting Unicorn Farting Without You is Like Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Lucky the Farting Leprechaun Cupid's Love Arrows Pete the Pooting Pufferfish and Fritz the Farting Reindeer Perfect Easter or all yer round gift for your loved one!