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A book of funny fart poems. Subject: Various People farting.
What expires only to be reborn instantly? A fart of course. Explore the external effects a fart can have on not only one poor poet but on the whole world. Talk about power! In my briefs I've attempted to explore the lesser known subtleties and some of the broader implications of just letting one go. I hope it smells as good to you as it does me. Enjoy. Yummy!
A comical book of poems about people farting. Fart poems. Flatulence. Breaking wind.
A humorous book of fart poems.
44 of the funniest, stinkiest, most EXPLOSIVE fart jokes and poems ever! Ages: 6+ Q: What do you get if you mix a fart with dessert? A: Smelly jelly! Q: Why are farts so poor? A: Because they only have one scent! A collection of the funniest, stinkiest, most EXPLOSIVE fart jokes and poems ever! 'I laughed so hard I farted!' -Professor Fartypants Ages: 6+
You will squirm, laugh, think, snicker and enjoy the truths about being a kid. If it's at school or at home, funny things happen to you. The poetry you will find in this book brings together many of those experiences. Read these poems out loud with passion and excitement. Read them to your class, family, friends, or just to yourself. There will be smiles and laughter all around. Check out Paul on poeticpaul.com
Willy and Peter didn't plan to save the world that day. But a search for a birthday gift for little sis lands them in a big stink. Captured by mad clowns, the boys unmask a putrid plot to destroy the world with Weapons of Mass Flatulation. From flying camels to stormy seas, can they save humanity from ex-stink-tion?
Whenever your child hears someone fart, you will surely hear the sound of their giggles soon after. Imagine how much fun they will have when you share this educational story about animal farts! Yes, animals fart too... just like me and you! Rhymes have always been a fun way for children to learn and discover. The rhymes you find in this animal ABC rhyming book and the illustrations are sure to put a laughter on your child's face. This is a book about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals - but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which are all short and stinky - much like farts are stinky. What you will find inside the book: We've got A for Alligator, B for Bear, C for Cat, D for Dog, E for Elk, F for Frog, G for Goat, H for Hippo, I for Iguana, J for Jackal, K for Komodo Dragon, L for Lion, M for Moose, N for Nighthawk, O for Owl, P for Penguin, Q for Quail, R for Rabbit, S for Snake, T for Tiger, U for Umbrellabird, V for Vulture, W for Walrus, X for X-Ray Tetra, Y for Yak, and Z for Zebra. You can never get enough farts! Makes a perfect gag gift or bathroom read.
A funny Christmas Poem full of farts, fun and laughter ! New for 2019 - the Full Color Story Version! (the coloring book version has a red cover) It's a Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting story book for kids and adults based on the classic "The night before Christmas" Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids and Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the snowmen and reindeer are farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. This is the perfect gift for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Order today and brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting story book!