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A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.
All dinosaur-loving readers will thrill at the giant and engaging dino artworks. These books are sure to be enjoyed over and over again.
What was the scariest dinosaur that ever lived? The Terrordactyl, of course. Along with the Alloserious, the Stegosewer and Tyrannosaurus Wrecks, it lived in the funniest age of all: The Age of Dinosaurs. Here in one outrageous volume are more than 300 of the wittiest, wackiest dinosaur jokes, riddles, puns, and knock-knocks ever to survive the Great Extinction. So travel back 65 million years, tickle a few funny bones, and have a Laffa-saurus a minute!
"Learn about everything from early arthropods to dinosaurs and early humans. Read jokes about all of these topics, and learn how to write your own"--Provided by publisher.
These jokes are a blast from the past...the prehistoric past! Get kids reading AND laughing with these funny dinosaur jokes. Each joke is illustrated by Chris Robertson the vibrant images add to the hilarity. Developing readers will build confidence and story time will never be the same for your dinosaur-loving child. Here's an example: Which dinosaur slept all day? The dino-snore! These jokes are silly and strange and make a great gift for a dinosaur fan. Don't miss the other illustrated joke books in this series including: Yo Ho, Ha Ha! Pirate Jokes for kids Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Knight Who? and many more from Xist Publishing!
What kind of dinosaur could jump higher than a house? All of them! A house can't jump! Young comedians will build vocabulary and learn fun homophone word play sharing Dinosaur Jokes with family and friends. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Big Buddy Books is an imprint of Abdo Publishing, a division of ABDO.
Calling all dino fans! There are a TON of dinosaur jokes, riddles, fun facts, tongue twisters, limericks, cartoons, puzzles and activities inside this 144-page collection. Perfect for ages 6-9, this unique mix of humor, science and puzzles is guaranteed to tickle the funny bone of every joke-obsessed kid who loves learning about dinosaurs. Kids are enthralled by prehistoric creatures, so we packed as much as we could into this book, starting with a pronunciation guide for 101 types of dinosaurs from Acrocanthosaurus to Zuul. After that, dino enthusiasts can read fascinating facts like how big a newly hatched T-rex might have been (about the size of a cat!), giggle at goofy jokes and tackle dino-mite puzzles. Not to mention the TONS of dinosaur-themed Hidden Pictures scenes, limericks, cartoons, mazes, word finds, matching games, writing and drawing prompts, quizzes and other activities. Great as a gift for dino lovers or for screen-free entertainment any time, this collection helps kids build important skills all while having fun. Telling jokes is a great way for kids to develop creative expression and social-emotional skills, while puzzling improves focus, visual perception and more skills kids use in school. Like all Highlights products, 501 Dinosaur Joke-tivities is well researched, well constructed and visually appealing, to bring kids age-centric Fun with a Purpose.
A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.
Combining over 400 of the best hand-picked jokes, puns, and riddles from three of Rob Elliott's bestselling joke books, this collection is the antidote to boring car rides, hum-drum family dinners, and those moments when kids can't find anything to do (and don't appreciate your suggestions about cleaning their rooms or taking out the trash). Perfect for kids ages 9-12 (and, let's face it, those adults you know with that level sense of humor--maybe yourself?), this latest offering from Rob Elliott will have the whole family chuckling, guffawing, snorting milk out their noses, and making various other expressions of glee and merriment.