T. J. Sidebottom
Published: 2017-11-10
Total Pages: 533
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H-hello? Hello hello? Can you hear me? Well, maybe "hear" isn't the right way to say it. Can you see what I am saying to you? Yes, you, the reader, the one watching on and probably- no, most likely rolling your eyes as you read this? I can assure you that you are in the right. It is incredibly pretentious and downright rude of me to shatter the fourth wall like this, but, I can assure you, this is the most grounded thing that happens in this tome, this part of my life.In fact, I don't even really know what is coming, yet. All I do know is that it has been two months since I returned from Santsero, the land of Angellum, a... how do I put this- a god. I have the power of not one but two gods at my disposal, but I am hoping to solve this war that had roused into action in my absence, most assuredly not caused because I went missing, without having to raze it and start fresh. That just sounds messy. Then, when that is said and done, I can continue my quest to kill the Necromancer Ronoache- Roanoche? However they say it in this multiverse, with my rag team of a leathery, well-seasoned bandit, a perverted assassin and his brutal, more appealing other, and, hopefully, my wife, home right now with our two children, for whom I haven't even met yet.No matter. I shall persevere. I shall get through this war with maximum-minimum effort. I shall meet my wife, have a cup of coffee, and finally put an end to this Contract Made After Death!