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With over 400 jokes to smile, giggle and laugh your way through, 'Best Aussie Jokes' has a joke for nearly every occasion. Laughter is a powerful tonic for our physical and mental health and these jokes will ensure you become the life of the party. So get ready for a book full of belly laughs. A warning: Beware... laughing is addictive
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep? A woolly jumper! Mitchell Johnson, Australian cricketer Why did the cockatoo sit on the clock? So he would be on time! Kate Ritchie, actor What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick! Jeremy Lindsay Taylor, actor, Sea Patrol With 362 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep you and the kids laughing for hours! Publicity will again be extensive; with a focus on radio, national newspapers, news, children's print media, online and more. This phenomenal fun-raiser will continue to sky-rocket!
This book is to the joke what a telephone directory is to the phone number. No taxi has been left unturned, no dunny wall unread, no pub unvisited in rounding up these funnies. The result is a naughtier, even more notorious volume than the bestselling Penguin Book of Australian Jokes. Of course, you should be reading serious fiction or uplifting works of theology - but if you don't mind feeling thoroughly ashamed of yourself, this is the book for you.
Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s Decembrrrrr! What do elves use to make Christmas cakes? Elf-raising flour! What’s miserable and covered in custard? Apple grumble! Packed full of seasonal silliness and funny festive jokes that will keep you laughing for days – and that's sno joke! From Christmas jokes to food jokes, dinosaur jokes to pirate jokes, these laugh-out-loud one-liners are just the sort that you'd find in Christmas crackers. The perfect stocking filler, A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes is decorated with humourous black and white line drawings and packed with hundreds of hilarious jokes about all sort of topics.
Rejacket of this hilarious title from the hugely popular Selby series. From the only talking dog in Australia, and perhaps the world, comes a rip-snorting, rib-tickling collection of good-time gags, jokes, riddles and funny sayings guaranteed to send you into peels of laughter! With help from Gary Gaggs and a few other favourite characters, Selby focuses on his witty side, letting his ears flop in the wind and howling to the moon like never before. Superbly illustrated by legendary doggy doodler Allan Stomann, Selby's Joke Book is the ideal gift for the Selby devotee and the perfect companion to this highly successful and popular series of books. Ages 7-12+
Hugleikur Dagsson is the most famous cartoonist in Iceland. Iceland is very cold, very bleak and very expensive. The only things to do there are drink and kill whales. Dagsson’s last book – Is This Supposed To Be Funny? – was a cult international bestseller. He hopes you likes this one. Otherwise he’ll have to kill some whales