Bert C. Rawley
Published: 2018-02-06
Total Pages: 20
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Excerpt from Andy Freckles, the Mischievous Boy: Farce Comedy in One Act Ferd. Nervousness, eh? Your mother is indeed very much acquainted with my anatomical construction. (blows, a few discordant blasts on instrument, stops abruptly) Nervous, eh! It's a pity your mother wasn't born tongue tied, hair lipped or some other infernal thing. Andy. (laughs) Now pa, that's the very thing she said about you this very morning. (aside) My, what a Whopper! Ferd. (rises quickly) What! The woman I call wife; the woman I have professed to love, to utter such insane insinuations. My son, it's unbearable. (walks around room rapidly, carrying horn) My noble boy, let not her idle talk turn you from the path of rectitude. I confess it is enough to turn your head. Oh! About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.