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Kids just love the holiday season and they enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cooler kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way. Timmie Guzzmann the author of the First Farting Advent Calendar knows because he is a kid himself and there is one thing that he even does better than farting and that is picking up trends because he loves to listen to his pals & the other kids at school. Lately he picked up lots of kid conversations where kids all around him just told him that they are annoyed by these lame chocolate countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years. Timmie had an epiphany right at the spot and that is how the fart calendar was born. He teamed up with his good friend Randolph Meretzenischt from poetry class to form a team of unbeatable fart rhyming artists. They got together and shared some crazy fart ideas and put them into fun and rhyming poetry à la Dr. Seuss. Timmie the fart expert shared some cheerful ideas how farts can be transformed into the Christmas season and Randolph transformed Timmie's Christmas fart disgust into cheerful & seasonal greeting type of poetry that sounds like Christmas fart poetry world class. Timmie, the fart expert, and Randolph, the poet, got together with Hawk Henninger who joined their foreces and popped out some smelly illustrations on top of the rhymes. As mentioned above, this countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar. This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty Christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud... + Dogs Are Really Just Big Jerks! Vol. 3 and the list goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Pesky Perk Pee Wee Herman ...
This is the Color Version! Kids just love the holiday season and they enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cooler kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way. Timmie Guzzmann the author of the First Farting Advent Calendar knows because he is a kid himself and there is one thing that he even does better than farting and that is picking up trends because he loves to listen to his pals and the other kids at school. Lately he picked up lots of kid conversations where kids all around him just told him that they are annoyed by these lame chocolate countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years. Timmie had an epiphany right at the spot and that is how the fart calendar was born. He teamed up with his good friend Randolph Meretzenischt from poetry class to form a team of unbeatable fart rhyming artists. They got together and shared some crazy fart ideas and put them into fun and rhyming poetry à la Dr. Seuss. Timmie the fart expert shared some cheerful ideas how farts can be transformed into the Christmas season and Randolph transformed Timmie's Christmas fart disgust into cheerful and seasonal greeting type of poetry that sounds like Christmas fart poetry world class. Timmie, the fart expert, and Randolph, the poet, got together with Hawk Henninger who joined their forces and popped out some smelly illustrations on top of the rhymes. The three of them put all their energy and creativity together and put out the ultimate fart harmony that they proudly call: The First Farting Advent Calendar! As mentioned above, this countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar. This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty Christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud. These rhyming Christmas fart poetry pieces will definitely make your kids LOL and bring some sparky Holiday cheer into your home! Your kid will love to open up these 25 fart surprise doors one per day and counting down to Christmas day the fun & farty way! The Holiday season has never been funnier, more hilarious, and more fart intensive than this year! If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has fun fart Christmas illustrations in it, and is about counting down from less intensive fart surprise to the the most intensive fart surprise that are going to happen as Christmas day approaches, then you have come to the right place. Get The First Farting Advent Calendar for your kids right now at the very low introductory prize of $2.99 because who knows when it goes up! By the way if your kids love Dr. Seuss type rhyming picture books, your kids are definitely qualifying for the Farting Advent Calendar because they will just love it! Your kids just can't wait to open the next door! Your kids are going to have so much fun counting down to Christmas and you can thank Timmie, Randolph, and Hawk later! Make sure to only give this to your kids on the 1st day of December. They can only open one door per day otherwise the fun is going to be ruined! See you inside...
Kids just love the holiday season and they enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cooler kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way. Timmie Guzzmann the author of the First Farting Advent Calendar knows because he is a kid himself and there is one thing that he even does better than farting and that is picking up trends because he loves to listen to his pals and the other kids at school. Lately he picked up lots of kid conversations where kids all around him just told him that they are annoyed by these lame chocolate countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years. Timmie had an epiphany right at the spot and that is how the fart calendar was born. He teamed up with his good friend Randolph Meretzenischt from poetry class to form a team of unbeatable fart rhyming artists. They got together and shared some crazy fart ideas and put them into fun and rhyming poetry a la Dr. Seuss. Timmie the fart expert shared some cheerful ideas how farts can be transformed into the Christmas season and Randolph transformed Timmie's Christmas fart disgust into cheerful and seasonal greeting type of poetry that sounds like Christmas fart poetry world class. Timmie, the fart expert, and Randolph, the poet, got together with Hawk Henninger who joined their forces and popped out some smelly illustrations on top of the rhymes. The three of them put all their energy and creativity together and put out the ultimate fart harmony that they proudly call: The First Farting Advent Calendar! As mentioned above, this countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar. This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty Christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud. These rhyming Christmas fart poetry pieces will definitely make your kids LOL and bring some sparky Holiday cheer into your home! Your kid will love to open up these 25 fart surprise doors one per day and counting down to Christmas day the fun & farty way! The Holiday season has never been funnier, more hilarious, and more fart intensive than this year! If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has fun fart Christmas illustrations in it, and is about counting down from less intensive fart surprise to the the most intensive fart surprise that are going to happen as Christmas day approaches, then you have come to the right place. Get The First Farting Advent Calendar for your kids right now at the very low introductory prize of $2.99 because who knows when it goes up! By the way if your kids love Dr. Seuss type rhyming picture books, your kids are definitely qualifying for the Farting Advent Calendar because they will just love it! Your kids just can't wait to open the next door! Your kids are going to have so much fun counting down to Christmas and you can thank Timmie, Randolph, and Hawk later! Make sure to only give this to your kids on the 1st day of December. They can only open one door per day otherwise the fun is going to be ruined! See you inside...
Kids just love this "Funny Holiday & Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids - Kid Christmas Calender With Farts" holiday season book calendar. Kids also do enjoy a good laugh on Santa, Reindeers, Bells, Elfs & other Holiday Cheer especially if they can enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cool kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way! countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years. This countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar. This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty Christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud. These rhyming Christmas fart poetry pieces will definitely make your kids LOL and bring some sparky Holiday cheer into your home! Your kid will love to open up these 25 fart surprise doors one per day and counting down to Christmas day the fun & farty way! The Holiday season has never been funnier, more hilarious, and more fart intensive than this year! If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has fun fart Christmas illustrations in it, and is about counting down from less intensive fart surprise to the most intensive fart surprise that is going to happen as Christmas day approaches, then you have come to the right place. Get The First Farting Advent Calendar for your kids right now at the very low introductory price. By the way, if your kids love Dr. Seuss type rhyming picture books, your kids are definitely qualifying for the Farting Advent Calendar because they will just love it! Your kids just can't wait to open the next door! Your kids are going to have so much fun counting down to Christmas and you can thank Timmie, Randolph, and Hawk later! Make sure to only give this to your kids on the 1st day of December. They can only open one door per day otherwise the fun is going to be ruined! Pick up this hilariously smelly holiday fart joke book & laugh down to Christmas day the farty way together with your children because this is fun for the whole family...
Snappsy the alligator is having a normal day when a pesky narrator steps in to spice up the story. Is Snappsy reading a book ... or is he making CRAFTY plans? Is Snappsy on his way to the grocery store ... or is he PROWLING the forest for defenseless birds and fuzzy bunnies? Is Snappsy innocently shopping for a party ... or is he OBSESSED with snack foods that start with the letter P? What's the truth? Snappsy the Alligator (Did Not Ask to Be in This Book) is an irreverent look at storytelling, friendship, and creative differences, perfect for fans of Mo Willems.
Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
A hilarious story full of noises and naughtiness. A sure-fire Christmas cracker of a book!
The Farting Santa: A Funny Read Aloud Picture Book For Kids And Adults About Father Christmas Farts and Toots Christmas Book For Kids (Stocking Stuffers for Kids) This Hilarious Read aloud Story For Kids, highlights the secret life of Santa and the farts he produces from his bum. A beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. A Great Stocking Stuffers Christmas Gifts For Kids! Tags: Christmas books for kids, Christmas board book, Christmas books for toddlers, Christmas books for kids 8-12, white elephant gifts for adults, white elephant gifts, white elephant, white elephant book, white elephant gifts under 10 dollars, stocking stuffers for men, stocking stuffers, stocking stuffers for women, stocking stuffers for kids 8-12, stocking stuffers for kids, stocking stuffers for teens, stocking stuffers for adults, stocking stuffers for toddlers
Christmas Friends (A Story About Friendship) This is the story about three best friends - Riley the Reindeer, Shiver the Snowman, and Santa Claus. But this wasn't always how things were before. Long ago, Riley lived by herself in the Great Forest. Even though she didn't know what Christmas was, she could feel it inside her soul. Shiver lived in the Snow Forest, and he didn't have any friends. Santa had plans to make all of this change. Find out what happens next! This is a read-aloud kid's book with big and bright pictures. The target audience age is for toddlers, preschool, and younger children. Fully illustrated picture book Excellent as a Christmas bedtime story Great for toddlers, preschool, and younger children This cute children's picture book is perfect as a bedtime story and reading aloud with friends and family! Best-Selling Children's Book Author - Uncle Amon Uncle Amon began his career with a vision. It was to influence and create a positive change in the world through children's books by sharing fun and inspiring stories. Whether it is an important lesson or just creating laughs, Uncle Amon provides insightful stories that are sure to bring a smile to your face! His unique style and creativity stand out from other children's book authors, because he uses real life experiences to tell a tale of imagination and adventure. For more books by Uncle Amon, please visit: www.UncleAmon.com Scroll up and click 'buy' to spend some quality time with your child!
A funny Christmas Poem full of farts, fun and laughter ! New for 2019 - the Full Color Story Version! (the coloring book version has a red cover) It's a Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting story book for kids and adults based on the classic "The night before Christmas" Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids and Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the snowmen and reindeer are farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. This is the perfect gift for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Order today and brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting story book!