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Grossly irreverent and far from politically correct, the humor in these X-rated jokes is equaled only by their amazingly clever wording. The limerick form is complex, Its contents deal mainly with sex. It burgeons with virgins And masculine urgin's, And a wealth of erotic effects. ♦ ♦ ♦ A girl with magnificent tits, When dancing would wiggle her hips; A wonderful flirt, She'd lift up her skirt, And exhibit her sensuous lips. ♦ ♦ ♦ The nipples of young Miss Hong Kong, When excited were twelve inches long. This embarrassed her lover, Who was pained to discover She expected no less of his dong.
Funny, feisty and crass! Here are 101 fresh original limericks to shock and amuse!
Get down and dirty with limericks that hold nothing back. After all, clean-cut fun just can't compare to a good roll in the mud (or the hay, in the case of these poems). This presents all the classic dirty ditties-including the man from Nantucket and the lady from Crewe (if you're new to limericks, just imagine what sort of words you can rhyme with these two Irish cities and you'll have a feel for where these lewd lines are heading)-along with some hilarious new friends from around the world. The rhyming fun includes a spectrum of clever obscenities, tawdry topics, and crazy collusions; it's poetry adults can finally enjoy. Since this wild form of verse began in Limerick, Ireland, there's enough Irish flair thrown in to make this edition a great read for St. Patrick's Day or any day, especially over a pint. “The limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical, But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean, And the clean ones so seldom are comical.” -Anonymous
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The limerick, a form of doggerel poetry that arose from an ancient folk art, has an immediately recognizable form and rhythm -- and vulgarity - that has charmed audiences for centuries: Limericks are art forms complex, Their topics run chiefly to sex. They usually have virgins, And masculine urgings, And other erotic effects. Inside this book are hundreds of the most famous - and famously dirty - limericks ever collected, with an exploration of the history of this ribald art form. This book also endeavors to teach the reader to create their own limericks, but with a warning: The limerick's structure somewhat necessitates eloquent smut. If you haven't the time to learn meter and rhyme, then don't write them, you ignorant slut.