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When Life Gives You Lemons, Oh Fuck Off: Mood Tracker Journal, Can Daily Help Track Your Mood Book This weekly reflection Mood Journal is a perfect tracker to use and keep as a personal diary and record your thoughts and current mood from day to day. A great way of tracking your mental health and well-being. You will be able to monitor your emotions, anxiety, feelings, levels of depression or any other symptoms you might be having, with these journal prompts. Also a great way to figure out what your triggers are. There's plenty of blank lined space to write any feelings of gratitude, any pain medication you take or any other important details you wish to record. If you want to lead a fulfilling life, improve your outlook, become less stressed and take better care of yourself, it becomes much simpler by writing and reflecting for your best balanced self. Makes a beautiful gift. Size is 6x9 inches, 101 pages, white paper, soft matte finish cover, paperback. Also comes with a contact page.
When life has handed him way too many ridiculous absurdities, the smart-mouthed and quick-witted Zack Peter decides that life's lemons aren't bestowed for selfish affairs such as making lemonade. In a wild concoction of hilariously brash narratives, Zack recounts all of his life's most erratic moments, shaping the character he is today. Whether it's trying to convince his principal that the reason his hair is orange is because his mother made him color it, arguing with his great-grandmother over whether she's taking a shot of gin or just drinking her ""medicine,"" or being voted the team's least valuable player, Zack really knows how to take life's lemons... and chuck them in the other direction, for the sake of his sanity; and sometimes at the cost of others'. Welcome to very unique life of Zack...
Unstoppable juggernaut of comics greatness? Unbeatable, unbelievable value? You be the judge as another incredible issue of _Dark Horse Presents_ hits shelves! This issue is packing Dean Motter's _Mister X_, and the reemergence of Mike Baron and Steve Rude's intergalactic fighting force, Nexus! Seventy-two pages of ad-free, full-color comics.
Chris Slaughter is a hit man with everything going his way. Hes got the money, the car, the girl, and the career. Chris decides to call it quits and give up the contract killing business for good, but one vital mistake unfortunately puts him right back in the game. Unfortunately, this one error now changes Slaughter from the hunter to the hunted. A single shot from his rifle puts his life and the lives of those he loves in danger. Only he can fix the mistake and figure out who set him up, but in order to do so, he enters into the criminal underbelly of organized crime and gangs. What he really seeks is forgiveness, as he wonders if his job has sent him straight to Hell. Chris will go through anything to get his life back, from gun battles to car chases. Hell need Gods help to find the people who wrecked his life, but when he finds them, theyre going to pay the cost of righteous injustice. Chris wont lose this fight; hes too good, and his enemies should knowpeople caught in Slaughters crosshairs always die.
From the multi-Eisner award-winning creator of Milk and Cheese and Beasts of Burden comes this collection of his cult, humor comic anthology. Comprising years of black humor stories about a living voodoo doll, a serial killer sitcom, truly real live sex, a disco skinhead, an urbane devil puppet, classic works of literature acted out by Fisher-Price toys, and more absurdity--this is a must have for Dorkin fans! Featuring most of the Dork comic run as well as the 2012 full-color House of Fun special, along with rarities, extras, a cover gallery, and a newly drawn introduction.
Complete and collected monologues by legendary playwright and performer Eric Bogosian.
Evan Dorkin's sick and twisted sense of humor unleashes itself with a new _Murder Family_ episode, multiple pages of _Fun_ gag strips, and the return of _The Eltingville Comic Book, Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Role- Playing Club_, and new _Milk and Cheese_ strips. Collecting stories from _Dark Horse Presents #10-#12_. * Eisner and Harvey winner Evan Dorkin (_Superman: The Animated Series_, _Beasts of Burden_)! * A must for _Milk and Cheese_ fans and new readers! "I adore what Evan Dorkin does. I think he's the funniest guy in comics." -Frank Miller "Dorkin is a powerful man, and this is powerful stuff." -Bryan Lee O'Malley
When Grandma gives you a lemon tree, definitely don’t make a face! Care for the tree, and you might be surprised at how new things, and new ideas, bloom. “Charms from cover to cover.” —Kirkus (Starred review) “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” In this imaginative take on that popular saying, a child is surprised (and disappointed) to receive a lemon tree from Grandma for her birthday. After all, she DID ask for a new gadget! But when she follows the narrator’s careful—and funny—instructions, she discovers that the tree might be exactly what she wanted after all. This clever story, complete with a recipe for lemonade, celebrates the pleasures of patience, hard work, nature, community . . . and putting down the electronic devices just for a while.
Driven and efficient businesswoman Vivienne Alexander reluctantly finds herself at a speed-dating night after her friend buys her a ticket. It'll probably be a waste of time anyway, she tells herself. She doesn’t need a relationship to make her whole. So, when an alluring stranger with bright smiles and a riot of auburn hair predicts Vivienne will be in her bed by the end of the night, she’s not sure which is more surprising: the sheer cockiness or the thrill that shoots through her. Free-spirited temp Carla Cooke loves living life to the fullest but has decided it’s time to put down some roots. She’s pumped to start her new job working for a finance company until she discovers who she’ll be working for. Who knew the icy woman she’d teased at speed dating would be her temporary boss? Now sparks and daggers are both flying. How can this possibly end well? A lesbian age-gap story that puts some extra sizzle into an office romance.