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She thought, brightly, This is the worst life decision I have ever made! And she marvelled at herself for a while, at the mystery of this person who’d just done this bizarre, inexplicable thing. Margot meets Robert. They exchange numbers. They text, flirt and eventually have sex – the type of sex you attempt to forget. How could one date go so wrong? Everything that takes place in Cat Person happens to countless people every day. But Cat Person is not an everyday story. In less than a week, Kristen Roupenian’s New Yorker debut became the most read and shared short story in their website’s history. This is the bad date that went viral. This is the conversation we’re all having. This gift edition contains photographs by celebrated photographer Elinor Carucci, who was commissioned by the New Yorker to capture the image that accompanied Kristen Roupenian’s Cat Person when it appeared in the magazine. You Know You Want This, Kristen Roupenian’s debut collection, will be published in February 2019.
Cats have been popular household pets for thousands of years, and their numbers only continue to rise. Today there are three cats for every dog on the planet, and yet cats remain more mysterious, even to their most adoring owners. Unlike dogs, cats evolved as solitary hunters, and, while many have learned to live alongside humans and even feel affection for us, they still don’t quite “get us” the way dogs do, and perhaps they never will. But cats have rich emotional lives that we need to respect and understand if they are to thrive in our company. In Cat Sense, renowned anthrozoologist John Bradshaw takes us further into the mind of the domestic cat than ever before, using cutting-edge scientific research to dispel the myths and explain the true nature of our feline friends. Tracing the cat’s evolution from lone predator to domesticated companion, Bradshaw shows that although cats and humans have been living together for at least eight thousand years, cats remain independent, predatory, and wary of contact with their own kind, qualities that often clash with our modern lifestyles. Cats still have three out of four paws firmly planted in the wild, and within only a few generations can easily revert back to the independent way of life that was the exclusive preserve of their predecessors some 10,000 years ago. Cats are astonishingly flexible, and given the right environment they can adapt to a life of domesticity with their owners—but to continue do so, they will increasingly need our help. If we’re to live in harmony with our cats, Bradshaw explains, we first need to understand their inherited quirks: understanding their body language, keeping their environments—however small—sufficiently interesting, and becoming more proactive in managing both their natural hunting instincts and their relationships with other cats. A must-read for any cat lover, Cat Sense offers humane, penetrating insights about the domestic cat that challenge our most basic assumptions and promise to dramatically improve our pets’ lives—and ours.
'Last year I lost my cat Gattino. He was very young, at seven months barely an adolescent. He is probably dead but I don't know for certain.'
Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.
There’s a new pet in town: Stick Cat! Perfect for fans of the Big Nate, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Timmy Failure, and Stick Dog books, Stick Cat features Tom Watson’s trademark combination of laughs, adventure, and hilarious stick-figure drawings. It’s a big day in the big city for Stick Cat and his best friend, Edith. There are treasures to hunt, songs to sing, pigeons to catch, and naps to take. But way up on the twenty-third floor, danger lurks just around the corner. Terrible noises and violent crashes trap a desperate man in the building across the alley. Stick Cat will need to navigate his way across the alley—and around Edith’s peculiar ways—to attempt a rescue. Stick Cat’s high-wire act is sure to please cat lovers and Stick Dog fans everywhere—even reluctant readers.
From shredded furniture to messy litter boxes to fur on everything, there are times when every cat owner wants to shout, "Cats are the worst!" This playful book shows what it looks like if cats could shout back, "No, humans are the worst!" For every grievance humans have about their feline friends (knocked over glasses!), cats have one about their humans (unprovoked vacuuming!)—and each is explored in a lively exchange that is as funny as it is familiar. Filled with watercolor illustrations that perfectly capture every moment of cat-titude, Cats Are the Worst is a relatable laugh for anyone who might agree that cats are the worst—but also, maybe, a little bit the best.
Meet Mickey: The Cat with Dreams as Big as His Whiskers! Step into the whimsical world of Mickey, a charismatic cat whose dreams are as grand as his catnip-infused couch. From wild adventures in dreamland to navigating the hilarious complexities of CatWood, Mickey's journey is a rollercoaster of laughter, love, and unexpected twists. Join him as he paws his way through dreams, talent shows, romantic escapades, and presidential purr-suits. Get ready for a meow-nificent experience with Mickey – the feline with a flair for the extraordinary! Chapter – 6 So, Mickey's having a wild dream about being a cat heartthrob with not one, not two, but three kitty girlfriends – Mona, Maria, and Mira. They're all into him, singing songs and being all cute. But, oh boy, things take a twist when they decide to turn Mickey's ears into elephant-sized flappers. Dream logic, right? Now, back to reality. Mickey stumbles upon a talent show in CatWood, and let's just say it's a comedy gold mine. There's a magician cat named Tiger, whose tricks are more like "whoopsies" than "wow." First, he tries to make fruits disappear, but they're not going anywhere. Then, he promises a candy rain but ends up with a mouse shower instead! Talk about a cat-astrophe! But wait, the real show-stopper is when Tiger accidentally turns the falling mice into autumn leaves. The cats go nuts trying to catch them, leaving chaos on stage. Poor Zima, the host, takes a tumble, and the judges? Well, they're on a mission to catch mice too. Now, here's the kicker – Mickey, who was 11th in line, suddenly becomes the third participant. How? Nobody knows. But Mickey seizes the moment with a barrage of cat jokes that have the whole audience in stitches. As if things couldn't get crazier, Zima, the host, decides to give Mickey a kiss. But hold your paws! Mickey panics, realizing his cat girlfriend might see him on TV kissing another kitty. He shouts a hilarious "NOOOO!" and narrowly escapes a potential broom attack. Chapter 6 is a sidesplitting mix of dreams, talent show disasters, and Mickey's comedic genius, making you wonder what kind of cat-astrophe he'll stumble into next! Stay tuned for more laughs and cat-tastic adventures. Meow on! Chapter – 7 So, picture this: Mickey's enjoying his cat paradise, right? Colorful walls, catnip-infused cookies in the kitchen, and a wardrobe full of stylish bowties. Life is good in CatWood, or so he thinks. Enter the Cat Postal Service, a.k.a. the PostCats. They knock on Mickey's door, delivering not just letters but a whole lot of drama. Mickey, being the lazy cat he is, tries to pass the responsibility to Jessie, his cat wife. But Jessie's having none of it. She's in the bathroom, probably plotting her next move in the ongoing battle for Mickey's attention. The first letter from Julie, the mysterious gray lady, drops a bomb. Turns out, Jessie might have more than just friendly intentions. Julie, being the drama-loving cat, writes a detailed letter to Mickey, exposing Jessie's plans to steal his affection. Mickey, in a panic, decides to hide the letters, fearing Jessie's wrath. But, oh no, clumsy Mickey drops the first letter right in front of Jessie. Chaos ensues! Jessie, discovering the lovey-dovey letter, goes from confused to furious in seconds. She reads aloud, "Meow, meow, and a thousand meows! How's my favourite whisker-twitching, tail-wagging, utterly charming cat doing today?" Jessie's eyes widen, and she starts connecting the dots about a potential kitten-making plan. As Jessie confronts Mickey, accusing him of planning a feline family with the mysterious Julie, things take a turn for the worse. Mickey, attempting a dramatic escape, heads for the window. But Jessie, armed with slippers and a flower vase, goes full-on warfare mode. Slippers fly, vases crash, and Mickey finds himself on the wrong end of Jessie's feline fury. In a dramatic sequence of events, Jessie, with a battle cry, leaps onto Mickey. The heavy, 30-kilogram cat bomb drops, and Mickey lets out a symphony of yowls and cries. In the midst of this love triangle catastrophe, Mickey realizes that being a charismatic cat comes with its share of risks. Will he survive Jessie's wrath? Will the love triangle drama ever end? Stay tuned for the next chapter of Mickey's rollercoaster romantic escapades in CatWood! Chapter – 8 In the heart of the United States of Meow Cats headquarters, President Mickey faces a catnapping plot that takes an unexpected turn. After a triumphant victory in the presidential election, President Mickey is all set for his parade when he gets diverted into a dark and mysterious path by a seemingly trustworthy cat. Little does he know, he's fallen into the clutches of the Anti-President Gang! In the gloomy lair of the Anti-President Gang, Mickey discovers a room filled with cat mischief and rebellious nonsense. From posters declaring "Whiskers Unite Against Mickey!" to a disco ball trying to add glamour to their campaign, it's clear they've gone all out in their anti-Mickey antics. Tied to a plush throne with rainbow-colored yarn, Mickey finds himself at the mercy of the feline villains. The gang, led by the bossy John, reveals their motive for catnapping the president - they can't stand Mickey's rising popularity and want to put an end to it. Negotiations for his release take a hilarious turn when Mickey's urgent need for a bathroom break becomes the focal point. John, fearing the wrath of his own wife, refuses to let Mickey use the restroom unless a hefty sum of Meow Attention is paid. As Mickey desperately tries to hold on, a series of comedic exchanges ensue, painting a vivid picture of the chaotic lair and the absurdity of the situation. In a surprising turn of events, Mickey's bladder gives in, leading to a moment of embarrassment and panic for both him and the gang. Seizing the opportunity, Mickey makes a break for it, running through dark corridors and narrowly escaping the clutches of the Anti-President Gang. The word spreads like wildfire, and soon, Mickey finds himself in the midst of a crowd of concerned citizens, eager reporters, and bodyguards. As questions about his wet pants and the catnapping attempt flood in, Mickey weaves a creative tale about liquid weapons and bravely escaping the clutches of his captors. Chapter – 9 Picture this: President Mickey, reigning over the United States of Meow Cats from his grand office adorned with fish-shaped pens, is in for a claw-some surprise. The country is in the midst of a housing crisis, and the blame game among ministers reaches WWE-worthy levels. Immigration issues, cardboard shortages, and a gang of smugglers add layers to this fur-raising tale. As Mickey grapples with the crisis, enter Tiger, a magician cat with a flair for drama. Meanwhile, the cat cabinet's internal war escalates, with the FBIMC's head officer declaring an unexpected war against Mickey. Amidst political intrigue and feline chaos, Mickey faces the daunting task of untangling the housing crisis. In a chapter filled with meow-dacious twists, comedic turns, and unexpected alliances, readers are in for a rollercoaster ride. Will Mickey emerge victorious, or will the United States of Meow Cats succumb to pandemonium? Find out as this uproarious chapter weaves political satire, feline humor, and unexpected antics that will leave readers clawing for more! Chapter – 10 Cat Dreams to Cat Naps: The Business Saga Mickey, the cat with dreams as big as his catnip-infused couch, decides to become a billionaire entrepreneur. However, his pursuit of wealth takes a hilarious turn when he explores weight loss online, battles with a sassy AI assistant, and gets inspired by the extravagant lives of 'Cat Billionaires' on TV. Mickey's Restaurant: A Love-Infused Catastrophe Launching 'Mickey's Restaurant,' a haven for single girl cats with the irresistible offer of free meals, seemed like a purrfect plan. But when Mickey's romantic pursuits lead to heartbreak, bankruptcy looms. The dream of being a cat billionaire shatters, and bouncers arrive to collect debts. Will Mickey's entrepreneurial dreams survive the chaos of love and finance? From Whisker Wonderland to Business Woes Join Mickey in a rollercoaster ride of whimsical business ventures, heartwarming dreams, and unexpected pitfalls. Can Mickey rise from financial ruin and find the elusive balance between love and business? Find out in the next chapter of Mickey's unforgettable journey!
Dave has the usual adolescent problems, mitigated by the consoling company of his cat. Recounted with humor and a realistic teenage voice, this Newbery Award winner unfolds amid the excitement of 1960s New York City. "Superb." — The New York Times.
Captain's log: We have entered a galaxy where beloved illustrator Jenny Parks has conjured an astonishingly vivid homage to the original Star Trek series with an unexpected twist: a cast of cats. Featuring a hilarious new take on iconic characters and scenes—from Kirk in the Captain's chair to Spock offering his Vulcan wisdom—this eye-opening adventure stays true to the tone of the classic TV show. Playful, loving, and from a strange new world, Star Trek Cats is the perfect gift for fans of, well, Star Trek and cats.