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"What is a cyclops's favorite dessert? And do zombies like brains? Learn jokes that will leave you roaring with laughter and puns that will have you cackling and groaning all at once"--
What is a cyclops's favorite dessert? Eye scream! What do you get when you cross a vampire and a duck? Quack-ula! These jokes and puns will leave kids roaring with laughter, groaning like a zombie, or both at once.
What do monsters read in the newspaper? The horror-scope! Young comedians will build vocabulary and learn fun homophone word play sharing Monster Jokes with family and friends. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Big Buddy Books is an imprint of Abdo Publishing, a division of ABDO.
"Every single joke is illustrated in full shocking color, and every page is full of things to look at that are just as funny and just as bad as the jokes!"--Page 4 of cover
Most joke books at least attempt to make you laugh. A chuckle, a giggle, even an outright guffaw. Something you can repeat to your friends and be guaranteed to raise a smile. That's what a joke book is for. Right? Well, not this one. This is a collection of the world's most cringe-worthy jokes told by Tony Husband, proud contender for the title of world's worst joke-teller. Jokes so awful they will make you wince, groan and bang your head in disbelief. And should you tell them to your friends, they won't be your friends much longer. Dip in, and prepare not to be amused.
"What is a math teacher's favorite dessert? Pi! Show off your wit to your classmates with these hilarious jokes about school"--
"What do you call a dinosaur fart? And why did the hero flush the toilet? Learn hilarious jokes that will leave you laughing and grossed out at the same time"--
"How do fleas travel? And what is a mouse's favorite game? These jokes are perfect for bugging your friends, and some will even have you groaning and laughing at the same time"--