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A hilarious look at Donald Trump's life and his presidency meant to be enjoyed in the bathroom. Readers will learn more about Trump and his 3 wives in a fun and funny way. It's a great gift for people who are not fond of The Donald. There are crossword puzzles, word searches and quizzes that will make you laugh and remind you of what a disaster Donald Trump is to the U.S. Presidency. Plus, whole sections about Trump's most absurd Tweets and quotes.
A hilarious look at Donald Trump's life and his presidency meant to be enjoyed in the bathroom. Readers will learn more about Trump and his 3 wives in a fun and funny way. It's a great gift for people who are not fond of The Donald. There are crossword puzzles, word searches and quizzes that will make you laugh and remind you of what a disaster Donald Trump is to the U.S. Presidency. Plus, whole sections about Trump's most absurd Tweets and quotes.
The first behind-the-scenes look at the life of the most enigmatic First Lady in U.S. history Melania Trump is an enigma. Regardless of your political leanings, she is fascinating—a First Lady who, in many ways, is the most modern and groundbreaking in recent history. A former model whose beauty in person leaves people breathless, a woman whose upbringing in a communist country spurred a relentless drive for stability, both for herself and for her family. A reluctant pillar in a controversial presidential administration who speaks five languages and runs the East Wing like none of her predecessors ever could—underestimate her at your own peril (as a former government official did and was summarily fired). But who is she really? In Free, Melania we get an insider's look at Melania Trump, from her childhood in Slovenia to her days in the White House, and everything in between. We see the Trump family dynamics that Melania has had to navigate, including her strained relationship with Ivanka. We get a rare glimpse into what goes into her famous and sometimes infamous clothing choices (including perhaps the real message behind Melania’s controversial jacket, “I Really Don’t Care, Do U?”, which she wore while visiting the U.S.-Mexico border), and how a publicly quiet Melania actually speaks very loudly—if you just know where, and how, to listen. And we get a behind-the-scenes look at her often eyebrow-raising relationship with Donald Trump, from their beginnings to becoming the most unusual First Family in modern history. Looking at Melania in the pantheon of historic First Ladies, Kate Bennett shows just how different Melania Trump is and why she matters. Bennett, an expert on First Ladies, has unparalleled access to Melania’s very small and loyal inner circle. As she shows in this page-turning book, the seemingly most reluctant First Lady is, in many ways, the most compelling and complex First Lady, ever.
This funny bthroom guestbook gives all of your visitors a little something to do while they are doing something. This guestbook has room for all of you guests thoughts, along with just a bunch of stuff to pass thier time, while they are passing thier...well, you know what. You will enjoy the comments left by your guests, and hopefully that is all they left. Do you know who's been in your bathroom? You will now! 110 Pages 8.25" x 6" A word search for passing time Place to draw you a picture Question and answers for you to relly get to know your guests Great housewarming gift Fun for white elephant employee secret santa gift Room for 54 guests to participate in your royal bathroomery
For the last decade, Rob Sears has been painstakingly combing the words of Donald J. Trump for signs of poetry. To the surprise of many, he has found riches. By simply cutting up and reordering lines from Trump’s tweets, Truths and transcripts, Sears has unearthed a trove of exquisite verse that was just waiting to be found. In this expanded edition of a poetry classic, fans can rediscover a writer of rare conviction (thirty-four felony charges and counting), and for the first time ponder the full span of Trump's artistic flowering and the paradoxes it poses. Like: How can one and the same person unite critics with beautiful poems, yet prove so divisive in his 'other life' as a political leader? And how can a man many consider desperately flawed produce works of such grace as 'All I ask is fairness', 'My hands are normal hands' and 'Shithole countries'? The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump is a carefully curated collection for our times that will make a thought-provoking addition to any poetry-lover’s library.
Go deep inside Donald Trump's "very, very large brain" for a tongue-in-cheek look at the events that shaped his Presidency, from his bromance with Kim Jong Un to Trump single-handedly saving the U.S. Armed Forces from ruin by ordering more bullets.This humorous and fictional "unauthorized autobiography" sheds behind-the-scenes light on these and other seminal events from his chaotic term as Dotard-in-Chief, as his BFF Kim calls him in the love letters they share.Read about Trump's views on KellyAnne Conway: I like KellyAnne. She's got long blonde hair and a trim body, and from a distance she looks really hot. Then when she gets close, it's like the disappointment you felt after waiting three years for "The Empire Strikes Back." You're glad you saw it, but it's not worth seeing again. When Kellyanne starts talking, I have a bad habit of tuning her out and imagining her standing sixty feet away from me, walking in the other direction. You never get a second chance to make a first impression. Although with KellyAnne, it's the second impression that hurts more.On Winning: After my unbelievable landslide victory, the Democrats comforted themselves with the knowledge that Hillary Clinton had won the popular vote. That's what you call a moral victory. Moral victories are for losers. Give me an immoral victory any day of the week. I cheated on all of my wives. Each time they dumped me I married someone hotter and younger. Win. I cheated to get out of going to Viet Nam, and now I'm Commander-in-Chief. Win. I cheat at golf so much the caddies call me Pele because I love to kick my ball out of the rough. Win. I cheat on my taxes over and over. Only losers pay taxes. And I'm not a loser. Just ask Hillary.On evangelicals: I lie, cheat, steal, bully, threaten, curse, call women terrible names and make fun of their looks, rip babies from the arms of their mothers, lock up children, make racist statements, demonize all Muslims, cozy up to dictators and undermine our national security on a daily basis, and those people couldn't care less. As long as I rail against abortion and brown-skinned foreigners and appoint conservative judges, they'll support anything I do, regardless of how many porn stars I bang or women I assault. I've turned the Moral Majority into the Moral Equivalency. On lying: My goal is to get to 20,000 lies before the end of my first term. As I told those Boy Scouts that day, you can achieve anything when you put your mind to it. I'm going to set the record so big no one will ever top it. Future presidents won't even try to break my record because they'll know it's impossible. It will be the signature achievement of my administration. I want it etched on my tombstone: "Here lies Donald Trump, the lyingest President in United States history." Then I'll have them bury my body in an unmarked grave somewhere else so even my headstone will be a lie.On his relationship with Kim Jong Un: I had never received a love letter from a man before. But Kim Jong Un is not just any man. He's a round mound of repression. A not-so-lean killing machine. The dictator you love to hate. The contestant I could never fire. He gets me. The first letter arrived on Valentine's Day. It came in a big pink envelope with beautiful writing on the outside, addressed to Dotard-in-Chief. I knew right away who sent it. Kim. My BFF.On natural disasters: As President, one of my most difficult jobs is comforting victims of natural disasters. These poor saps have lived through devastating tornadoes or wildfires or hurricanes and lost their homes, cars and boats, all the things we need. They're vulnerable and frightened and need comfort, compassion, empathy, love--all the things I'm good at. They also need paper towels.Read about Trump's takes on other topics, including the media, how to ask foreign leaders for favors, church and the different phases of the President's annual physical exam(s).
" Believe me " - The Unauthorized Autobiography of Donald J. Trump is a serious Parody by Leagan E. Kasper, known for her razor sharp wit, in which Donald J. Trump reveals well kept secrets of his childhood, never previously made public, and the real reason why he wants to become POTUS. He also goes into detail about policies, for the very first time, as well as his Campaign Strategy and why his opponents don't stand a chance.
Donald Trump and most of his family members don't need introductions. However, his second youngest child is an exception. Tiffany Trump grew mostly out of lime light and has managed to stay out it until now. Who really is Tiffany Trump? This book will reveal who this mystery daughter really is. The readers will get to take a look at the life of this not so famous Trump through snippets from various places.
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER What Melania wants, Melania gets. The former director of special events at Vogue and producer of nine legendary Met Galas, Stephanie Winston Wolkoff met Melania Knauss in 2003 and had a front row seat to the transformation of Donald Trump’s then girlfriend from a rough-cut gem to a precious diamond. As their friendship deepened over lunches at Manhattan hot spots, black-tie parties, and giggle sessions in the penthouse at Trump Tower, Wolkoff watched the newest Mrs. Trump raise her son, Barron, and manage her highly scrutinized marriage. After Trump won the 2016 election, Wolkoff was recruited to help produce the 58th Presidential Inaugu­ration and to become the First Lady’s trusted advisor. Melania put Wolkoff in charge of hiring her staff, organizing her events, helping her write speeches, and creating her debut initiatives. Then it all fell apart when she was made the scapegoat for inauguration finance irregularities. Melania could have defended her innocent friend and confidant, but she stood by her man, knowing full well who was really to blame. The betrayal nearly destroyed Wolkoff. In this candid and emotional memoir, Stephanie Winston Wolkoff takes you into Trump Tower and the White House to tell the funny, thrilling, and heartbreaking story of her intimate friendship with one of the most famous women in the world, a woman few people truly understand. How did Melania react to the Access Hollywood tape and her husband’s affair with Stormy Daniels? Does she get along well with Ivanka? Why did she wear that jacket with “I really don’t care, do u?” printed on the back? Is Melania happy being First Lady? And what really happened with the inauguration’s funding of $107 million? Wolkoff has some ideas...
This is my one and only, personal autobiography, in my own best words, written by me, of course, because I am the only one qualified to write an autobiography about me. I mean, that makes sense, right? 'Cuz, who else is gonna write an autobiography about me but me. It's the story of my life and my one-and-only, historically amazing presidency. And, yeah, don't worry, this is only volume one, which means the first one.