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Battle it out in this laugh-out-loud joke book for kids with 300+ jokes! A fun activity for the whole family and a hilarious Christmas gift for ages 5-7, 8-10, and 10-12. GOAL: Make your opponent laugh out loud and don't laugh yourself—we dare you! In this ultimate showdown, players compete in multi-level rounds with hilarious charades for kids, fill-in-the-blanks, knock-knock jokes, tongue-twisters, shout challenges, mumble challenges, and more. Each laugh you get earns you a point, and the person who gets the most laughs is crowned the Jokestar Champion! This clean, screen-free time game book is epic fun for the whole family. Just try not to laugh! A perfect gift idea for: Funny gifts for kids—boys and girls—for birthdays, family game nights, road trips, sleepovers, Christmas gift, and more! Reluctant young readers with funny content that engages the imaginations of reluctant and beginner readers, helping them gain confidence and build vocabulary and reading comprehension Silly white elephant gag gifts or stocking stuffers for kids and families
Consists of long and short jokes, grouped by topic.
The goofiest, silliest, funniest knock-knock joke book for kids (and that's no joke), the perfect Christmas gift! Get ready for a knock-knock knockout with this hilarious book of fun! Filled with hundreds of the funniest, family-friendly, rib-tickling jokes and cool doodle illustrations, My First Knock-Knock Jokes is the first BIG collection of silly, easy-to-read knock-knock jokes for kids. Budding comedians and early learners will be rolling on the floor with endless hours of laughs, giggles and groans! Orange you glad you found this joke book? Perfect for: The whole family - made for kids ages 5-7 and 8-10, but offers clean, nonstop fun for the entire family! New and early readers - goofy, easy-to-read jokes help engage reluctant and beginner readers, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time - lots of laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, family game nights, school bus rides, and more! Funny gifts for kids - this awesome book makes a great gift for girls and boys, holiday stocking stuffers for kids, birthdays, Easter baskets, white elephant, and Christmas Bonus activity fun - learn how to write your own knock-knock jokes with space in the back of the book! Knock, knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't let me in? Knock, knock. Who's there? Conrad. Conrad who? Conrad-ulations! That was a good joke!
Bob Phillips's first joke books written and packaged for the youth market are selling like gangbusters. Hot on the heels of Good Clean Jokes for Kids and Awesome Good Clean Jokes for Kids comes what may be the best joke book yet for this age group--filled with tongue twisters, ridiculous riddles, preposterous puns, daffy definitions, and hundreds of corny jokes.
Does your marriage need a tune-up? Are the pressures of life pulling you apart? Have you gotten so busy with your lives that you have forgotten about your dreams? What you need is a little bit of faith and a great big change of perspective. What you need is a fresh word from God. Most of you believe Psalms 119:105, "Thy word is a lamp unto my feet and a light unto my path." But all too often, the reality is that we don't really understand God's will, and we don't know his plan for our marriage. If I have hit the nail on the head take courage, take hope, and take this book home with you. In it you will discover the pathway of God's Living Word. Pathway to Intimacy will teach you how to seek God's will for your marriage, how to find answers in God's Word, how to empower your relationship with renewed love, and how to intertwine God in your marriage. My God can change your perspective and empower you to change your circumstances. My God has a word for your marriage, and once you hear that word, you will never be the same again.
If it's green and hairy or grey and slimy, if it stings or smells or scratches, then it will be mentioned in this book of creepy crawly jokes.
The Miracle! In this book Nicholas presents you a practical, unique, subliminal, very simple, detailed method of how to Transform Overwhelming and Negative Feelings Into a Positive Guidance System That Can Lead You to the Life You Want. You will feel the effects immediately and the results will appear very quickly! So it was in my case. You will not achieve fulfillment and happiness until YOU become the architect of your own reality. Imagine that with a few moments each day, you could begin the powerful transformation toward complete control of your own life and well being through this unique, subliminal method combined with positive affirmations. The order of words is extremely important for every book written by Nicholas. These are arranged to be traversed in a certain way so as to eliminate certain blockages in the human being, blockages that are bringing disease or failure on various plans. You don't need a big chunk of your time or expensive programs. Everything is extremely simple! Health, money, prosperity, abundance, safety, stability, sociability, charisma, sexual vitality, erotic attraction, will, optimism, perseverance, self-confidence, tenacity, courage, love, loving relationships, self-control, self-esteem, enthusiasm , refinement, intuition, detachment, intelligence, mental calm, power of concentration, exceptional memory, aspiration, transcendence, wisdom, compassion. You have the ability to unlock your full inner-potential and achieve your ultimate goals. This is the age-old secret of the financial elite, world class scholars, and Olympic champions. For example, when you watch the Olympics, you'll find one consistency in all of the champions. Each one closes their eyes for a moment and clearly affirms & visualizes themselves completing the event flawlessly just before starting. Then they win gold medals and become champions. That's merely one example of how the real power of mind can elevate you above any of life's challenges. By reading this book, you will feel totally that life deserves to be lived and enjoyed every moment and that everything that you propose for yourself becomes easy for you to fulfill. Nicholas will guide you to touch your longed-for dream and will make you see life from a new perspective, full of freshness and success. This book helps you step by step, in a natural way, in just 3 minutes a day, to change your misguided way of thinking and to Transform Overwhelming and Negative Feelings Into a Positive Guidance System That Can Lead You to the Life You Want. (NOTE: For good, Nicholas keep the price of the book as lower as he can, even if is a hard work behind this project. A significant portion of the earnings from the sale of the book are used for these purposes: for charity, volunteer projects, nature restoration, and other inspired ideas to do good where it is needed. If you can not afford to buy the book please contact Nicholas and he will give you a free copy.) You, also have a bonus in the pages of the book that makes you live your success by doing a seemingly trivial thing. You will feel the difference. Yes. The Miracle is possible! Get Your Copy Now!
This is a book for everyone who likes to gather with friends for good times, laughs, and new adventures. The entertaining The Best Stunt Ever offers a suggested format for each event in an easy-to-read outline format. Activities for the outings are listed in a suggested order, but you should feel free to rearrange according to timing needs. Some stunts include reproducible invatations and other materials needed to make your event planning easier. resources list web site information, adresses, and telephone numbers. A stunt is something you have always wanted to do but never tried. Stunt activities must be informative and interesting. We like to think of our evening as unusual, sometimes unpredictable, but always filled with laughter and fun! Anyone can entertain, have friends in for dinner, go to a movie, or grill out. Sound like the "same ol', same ol'" to you? Well maybe you are ready for more exciting Saturday nights. If the answer is, "yes, I'm ready for some adventures in my life," then this book is for you. Here's your passport to Adult Adventures!
Australia’s best-selling author’s favourite wisecracks, tall tales and rib-ticklers. Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, 'There's a hell of a lot of steps here.' The second drunk says, 'I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is low down.’ Peter FitzSimons has collected the biggest, bestest, funniest, downright groan-inducing,rib-ticklers, one-liners, knock-knocks, shaggy dog stories and limericks and collated them into the ultimate book of jokes.
Imagine the Spirit of America as the Fisher King - the Maimed King - of the medieval Arthurian romances. The King is charged with preserving the Holy Grail (American greatness). But the King has been wounded in the genitals and rendered impotent. The power of the Grail is the only thing that keeps him alive. He cannot move. He is unable to perform his tasks. His kingdom suffers just as he does. His impotence stretches across all the land, affecting its fertility, devastating it and turning it into a barren wasteland. The Wounded King reigns over a cursed land. America is a Wasteland for its people. The rich elite - the 1% - are the wound that afflicts the nation and curses it. Only the plutocrats prosper in America. Only they have great and glittering opportunities. Everyone else is left to fester and rot. The masses are supposed to spend their whole lives fantasizing about success. Dream". As George Carlin said, "It's called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."