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This hilarious parody of the adult coloring book phenomenon contains over 100 pages of age-appropriate pictures for adults to color. From traffic jams to tangled cords to an Out of Order toilet sign, here are all life's little annoyances for you to brighten up. Take the stress out of the everyday and rediscover your childish sense of wonder by mindlessly filling these pages with color from the baggage claim area to sink filled with dirty dishes."
Color like the badass you are. Coloring is relaxing, easy, and fun. But do you know what's even better? A sassy coloring book that boosts your self-esteem while you color. Inside this beautiful book you'll find 21 single-sided, gorgeous frameable designs to color and enjoy. Handpicked for their beauty and ranging from simple to intricate, most of the drawings include uplifting messages...from the socially acceptable "You've got this" to the cheekily profane "You are a metric shit ton of awesome." So grab some pencils or markers, find a comfortable place to artistically unwind, and get ready to raise your spirits while you release your inner sass in full-color splendor.
The gross gang in your garbage is back and grosser than ever with this totally cool coloring book! Perfect for on-the-go entertainment, kids of all ages will love coloring along with their favorite Trashies. It also includes fun puzzles and activities.
This book is for you. If you are fighting cancer, this is for you. If your brother, sister, mom, dad, son, daughter, relative, or friend is fighting cancer, this is for you. If you've lost someone to cancer like I have, this is for you. If cancer affects your life in any way, this is for you. The stress of cancer can feel crushing. But perhaps this book can help you get away from it all, if only for a little while, coloring your stress away and infusing your mind and body with some much-needed positivity. Every little bit helps. With 35 gorgeous and inspiring, single-sided, frameable designs inside ranging from simple to intricate, most include uplifting messages...from the socially acceptable "You've got the heart of a fighter" to the cheekily profane "You are stronger than this shit." So find a comfortable place to artistically unwind, raise your spirits, and boost your inner resolve to fight harder and keep going. For yourself and for those you love. You can. You've got this. I believe in you. *A portion of the proceeds from this book will be donated to support research dedicated to finding a cure for cancer. Because fuck cancer.
Sometimes you just need to chill the fuck out. Over thirty-five new intricate and meditative zentagle designs that feature classic and delightfully unique sweary words and mantras to help you relax, calm down and let go of all your stress and anxiety. Each single-sided page includes such stress-relieving words and phrases as 'Shit Tits', 'Dumbass', 'Thunder Cunt' and 'Wanker'. Why not try before you buy? Download four free pages at swearybook.com/shithappens WARNING contains seriously colourful language!
Not Another Shitty Adult Coloring Book? This curse word adult coloring book is filled with filthy words and phrases -- but with a twist. These illustrations are some of the most intricate and detailed drawings that you will find. Stop holding in your crap and LET YOUR SHIT GO! This book includes: - 40 very detailed illustrations that will keep you busy till you let your shit go - Filthy swear words that will make your grandmother weep Curse Words Included: - Dickweed - Shitfaced - Slutface - Bastard - Hoebag - Shitbrains - Fuckin' Jerkoff - Donkey Humper - Fuckboy - And many more!
From former SNL "Weekend Update" host and legendary stand-up Colin Quinn comes a controversial and laugh-out-loud investigation into cultural and ethnic stereotypes. Colin Quinn has noticed a trend during his decades on the road-that Americans' increasing political correctness and sensitivity have forced us to tiptoe around the subjects of race and ethnicity altogether. Colin wants to know: What are we all so afraid of? Every ethnic group has differences, everyone brings something different to the table, and this diversity should be celebrated, not denied. So why has acknowledging these cultural differences become so taboo? In The Coloring Book, Colin, a native New Yorker, tackles this issue head-on while taking us on a trip through the insane melting pot of 1970s Brooklyn, the many, many dive bars of 1980s Manhattan, the comedy scene of the 1990s, and post-9/11 America. He mixes his incredibly candid and hilarious personal experiences with no-holds-barred observations to definitively decide, at least in his own mind, which stereotypes are funny, which stereotypes are based on truths, which have become totally distorted over time, and which are actually offensive to each group, and why. As it pokes holes in the tapestry of fear that has overtaken discussions about race, The Coloring Book serves as an antidote to our paralysis when it comes to laughing at ourselves . . . and others.
At Mountain View Middle School, everyone knows everyone else’s business. Green. Yellow. Red. Regardless of what is happening in your life, your status and access are determined by the card that hangs around your neck. Principal Fowler delights in giving demerits and knocking her prisoners (students) down a color. Five discouraged and beaten down students are thrown together one day when everything goes wrong, and they are locked in a closet during a tornado warning. Five strangers enter, but they leave as one—determined to bring down the system. Color Coded is a don’t-miss adventure of misfits and mettle in the vein of The Breakfast Club meets Louis Sachar’s Holes.
The title of the book says it all. 48 pages of line-drawings of Gangsta' rappers, done with the black line we all remember from the colouring books of our youth. The juxtaposition of the outlaw image of the rappers with the childlike innocence of a colouring book makes for an instant laugh. In a smaller self-published edition, the book was an immediate hit with the few people who were able to see it. Now expanded from 20 to 48 pages, the book includes all of the top rappers and their underground peers.'
Introducing the first ever adult coloring book JUST FOR KIDS! ThatÕs right, boys and girls. Coloring isnÕt just for grown-ups anymore Ñ now you can get in on the coloring craze, too! Forget meditative mandalas, stress-relieving patterns, or finding the true hue. The Adult Coloring Book for KIDS!! is plain-old primary fun. For the first time in years, color inside of the lines of unicorns, sloths, or grumpy-faced cats unironically! Or Ñ *GASP!* Ñ color OUTSIDE the lines! Who cares?! YouÕre a kid, after all. Color like one. This subversive and irreverent parody of the adult coloring book trend is the perfect gift for kids of coloring-obsessed parents or Ñ *SHHH!* Ñ for the parents themselves!