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Based on a fable by Charles Perrault, a lazy fisherman catches a magical fish and is granted three wishes to let the fish live.
Nat and Ned are poor and often hungry, until Ned rescues a wish-granting fairy. But are all their troubles over for good? Part of the Usborne Reading Programme developed with reading experts at the University of Roehampton, specially written for children just starting to read alone. This ebook includes audio and reading-related puzzles. "Crack reading and make confident and enthusiastic readers with this fantastic reading programme." - Julia Eccleshare
Suzy longs to be different from all the other geese, but learns that imitating a lion may not be the best way to express her individuality.
A child meets a magician who grants eight wonderfully fantastic wishes, with one wish left over for someone else to find.
From the creator of Myths Retold comes a hilarious collection of Greek, Norse, Chinese and even Sumerian myths retold in their purest, bawdiest forms! All our lives, we’ve been fed watered-down, PC versions of the classic myths. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified…wait, it all makes sense now. In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory O’Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD!, sets the stories straight. These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter words. Did you know? Cronus liked to eat babies. Narcissus probably should have just learned to masturbate. Odin got construction discounts with bestiality. Isis had bad taste in jewelry. Ganesh was the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy. And Abraham was totally cool about stabbing his kid in the face. Still skeptical? Here are a few more gems to consider: • Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed. • The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone. • The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties…on the corpses of their enemies. • The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace. And there’s more dysfunctional goodness where that came from.
"Nora, Dora and Flora are three silly chickens who constantly bicker over which of them is the most beautiful. Fed up with their squabbles, the other chickens suggest they ask the Farmer. But surely he'll put them in his pot for supper! Concerned for their welfare, the Wise Old Goat grants them three wishes. Will they use them wisely? Not these silly birds."--Back cover.
What happens when a spunky little girl wishes for a pet ostrich of her very own? This outrageously funny rhyming tale with fun-filled shenanigans will have kids laughing out loud!
Edith Nesbit's "The Psammead Trilogy - The Magical Adventures of Five Friends (Illustrated)" is a delightful collection of fantasy stories that follows the escapades of five children who encounter a magical creature called the Psammead, a sand-fairy that can grant wishes with unpredictable outcomes. Written in a whimsical and engaging style, Nesbit's stories captivate readers with their imaginative settings and moral lessons embedded within each magical adventure. The trilogy showcases Nesbit's ability to blend fantasy with themes of friendship, courage, and the importance of kindness, making it a timeless classic in children's literature. With charming illustrations enhancing the enchanting narrative, readers of all ages will be drawn into the captivating world of the Psammead and its young companions. Edith Nesbit, a prolific author known for her innovative storytelling and influence on modern children's literature, drew inspiration from her own experiences and the imaginative minds of her own children. Her unique perspective on childhood and her gift for creating fantastical worlds shine through in the pages of this beloved trilogy. I highly recommend "The Psammead Trilogy" to readers seeking a magical escape into a world where friendship and adventure reign supreme, sure to captivate both young and adult audiences alike.
A book about feelings featuring Barney, the purple dinosaur.