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We are able to suspend our own disbelief in ourselves for short periods of time until we fall back into what we do each day that simply gets us by. Just imagine if, at every moment, you reacted to situations ten percent more positively. How much better would your life be? I'm talking about reminding ourselves of our own definition of happiness, success, and fun so that our daily activities and word are on the same page. Bumper Stickers will bump you throughout the day to guarantee that you are going in the right direction based on your definitions.
A PICTURE MAY BE WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS— BUT A FEW CHOICE WORDS CAN SPEAK VOLUMES! • If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren’t More People Happy? • Bottled Water Is for Suckers • Clones Are People Too • At Least the War on the Environment Is Going Well • Don’t Believe Everything You Think • The Revolution Will Be Tweeted Long before blogs, tweets, and sound bites, people were telling the world how they felt in brief, blunt bursts of information plastered on the backs of their cars. Whether they’re political or religious, passionate or proud, controversial or corny, these brightly colored, boldly lettered mini manifestos are declarations of who we are, where we stand, and what we’d rather be doing. But as bestselling author and noted philosopher Jack Bowen reveals, there’s much more to the pop-culture phenomenon of bumper stickers than rolling one-liners and drive-by propaganda—no less, in fact, than a wise, funny, poignant, contentious, and truthful discourse on the human condition. Mixing pop culture with the ideas of historically prominent philosophers and scientists, If You Can Read This exposes the deeper wisdom couched behind these slogans—or, as need be, exposes where they have gone wrong. If you brake for big ideas, now’s the time.
The ultimate collection of more than 90 edgy bumper stickers! Stick it to ‘em! There’s so much in this world to aggravate us, and this book of bumper stickers—one per page, to peel off—is the perfect way to talk back. Put them on cars, desks, lockers, dorm rooms, anywhere there’s a surface: with plenty of memorably nasty (and funny!) sayings to choose from, you’re sure to find just the right insult to express both road and off-road rage. The topics range from rotten driving to sex, with such lines as: That’s not a haircut, it’s a cry for help and Stupidity is not a crime; you are free to go. Best of all, it’s an incredible value, with 96 stickers at only $14.95!
As with peanuts and potato chips, this book is addictive. Once you start reading it, it is hard to stop. Containing 500 bumper stickers, it is one of, if not the, largest collections of bumper stickers ever published. Most of the bumper stickers in the book are funny, .yet many are serious, expressing the drivers' views on serious national issues. Funny or serious, they make great entertainment. The book also includes four pages of games to entertain the kids on the road. Bumper stickers not only appeal to one of the largest audiences of any entertainment medium, they are also the most personal. By spending only a few cents, anyone can have the satisfaction entertaining, or expressing their views to, a large and continuing audience.
Kids love witty, playful, and smart-mouthed put-downs as much as adults do—so following on the heels of our very successful Watch Out For the Idiot Behind Me! comes a screamingly funny new collection of 96 bumper stickers for the younger generation. It gets at the heart of everything that aggravates teens and tweens, from parents and teachers to cheerleaders and jocks. All they have to do is put these hilarious bumper stickers on their books, lockers, bedroom doors, anywhere there’s a surface to decorate. With plenty of memorably nasty (and side-splitting!) sayings to choose from, they’re sure to find just the right sticker to express both their exasperation and their sense of humor. It’s the perfect way to talk back! (And if a teen’s mood changes, as it’s apt to do, these are all removeable.)
We're bombarded by messages from a world determined to inform, sell, and influence. From bumper stickers to billboards, someone's always trying to tell us something. Often, at first glance, these messages may briefly amuse. But a second look may reveal much more as we recognize biblical principles that enlighten, encourage, and empower us-in places we never expected to find them. We shouldn't be surprised to find God in unusual places. Paul tells us in Romans 1:19 "But the basic reality of God is plain enough. Open your eyes and there it is!" (MSG). From the bumper of the car in front of us to the fortune cookie after the Chow Mein, one-liners meant to entertain often hold a much deeper meaning when seen through the eyes of those who follow Christ. Bumper Sticker Be-Attitudes captures those deeper meanings, combines them with a hearty helping of fun and touches the heart with humor and truth. If you're a busy believer who needs a chuckle and a chunk of Jesus at the same time, pull quickly into the fast lane. Bumper Sticker Be-Attitudes is your ride to enriching moments with Jesus!
Straight forward advice from a father to his daughters about surviving the teen years