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THE GROSTON RULES is an edgy book for high school readers. With suspenseful twists and turns, it is a captivating and lighthearted high school tale about teens in trouble, surviving high school through their strong friendships. Adults, young adults and mature teens won’t be able to put it down, because the story is as much about teen survival and unschooling as it is a young adult coming of age tale, rife with dark humor, teen comedy, fuck ups, and the occasional raunchy teen story. It’s a fast paced laugh out loud book that teenagers will actually read – a naughty high school teen comedy that you can’t put down. All they wanted was to get high and graduate... Isaac, Adam, Helen, Charlie, Sean, Jésus and Rover had planned on coasting through their final semester at Ashby Bryson High. Get stoned, play video games, get into college, and get the hell out of Groston. Instead, the shit kept hitting the fan – over and over and over again. Fights, floods, freezes…. And then school got shut down. So, they threw the rules out the window and made up their own. The very first novel to be serialized on Spotify! Advance Praise for THE GROSTON RULES: “A group of high schoolers deals with mishaps and disasters six months before graduation in this coming-of-age novel.... Immensely likable characters on an enthralling and entertaining journey.” – Kirkus Reviews
Stories include: Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Jack and the Beanstalk, Chicken Licken, The Three Pigs, The Country Mouse and the City Mouse, Puss in Boots, and many many more. Accompanied by classic illustrations, the stories are retold in an exceptionally amusing style and perfect for reading aloud.
She owns the only restaurant. He’s the wisest man in The Village. Together, they make an unlikely and lovable pair. From the Audie Award nominated author of the National Jewish Book Award Finalist, Winter Blessings. “The lethal latkes is not a murder mystery.” – The New York Times “Village stories that deftly lift a curtain on a world of friendly humor and touching details of Jewish life.” – Kirkus Reviews "joyful charm… troubled congregants… warm relationships, and the power of women" – Audiofile Magazine Courtship, weddings and celebrations, stories of Rosh Hashanah, Chanukah, and Passover, and of course delicious food. It is time for a new generation of readers to discover the unorthodox wisdom of Rabbi Kibbitz and the savory sense of Mrs. Chaipul. Izzy Abrahmson is an undiscovered genius of delightful fiction. Readers of all backgrounds will be captivated by his lighthearted take on Jewish village life. In interviews, he sometimes says this is his family's history, and sometimes says he made it all up "from whispers and smiles." The characters are so vivid that you'll instantly love them. Each chapter story is a gem, woven into "a novel of stories." “A Village Romance will almost certainly make you laugh and might even cause you to shed a tear.” – Jewish Rhode Island More good press about Izzy Abrahmson's Village Life Series "Delightful and whimsical.” – Jewish Herald Voice. Providence Phoenix: “Wired Words/Electric Prose” “the mix-ups are many and the potential for laughter abundant.” – Jewish Book World Izzy Abrahmson is the former editor of The Rhode Island Jewish Herald. He has toured the United States and Europe, delighting readers and listeners of all ages with his stories interspersed with his unique klezmer harmonica sounds.His stories of The Village Life have been published in newspapers and magazines around the world. Other books in the series – which can be read in any order – include: Winter Blessings (National Jewish Book Award Finalist), The Village Twins -a novel, and The Village Feasts. A fifth volume, Council of Wise Women is also in production.
Early Reviews - "In the spirit of Sholem Aleichem… These stories of identical twins, confused from birth, will charm with their simplicity and sincerity." – AudioFile Life in The Village is rarely quiet or uneventful, but after The Village Twins are born, everything gets even crazier. "…a good story very well told" – The Jewish Independent Rebecca and Jacob Schlemiel are looking forward to their first child, but the delivery of Abraham and Adam throws them both for a loop. These boys are so identical that their parents, teachers and eventually their wives can't tell them apart. To be honest, until their fifth birthday they weren't totally sure which was who. The Village Twins is a comedy set in a place you'd love to visit and a past that never existed. You'll meet all the members of the community, who come together to raise this unruly duo. Adam is the troublemaker who loves to create elaborate pranks. Abraham is quieter and usually takes the blame for his brother's misadventures. As teens, they both fall in love with Rosa Kalderash, a wandering princess. This might have worked out, but the Russian army is looking for Adam, who falls in love with Rivka Cantor, the merchant's daughter, who thinks he's Abraham.… Confused? Imagine how they felt. The Village Twins will make you laugh and smile, and perhaps shed a tear. It's is a delicious and exciting novel of confused identities told in delicious bite-sized chapters. You won't want to put it down, but if you do, you will come back to it again and again… At last, one of the very first ebooks is restored to its full glory. The Village Twins is a book to savor. It's a timeless book that resonates in today's fast-paced digital society. More Early Reviews "…it's clear from the start that there is nothing factual about this book, which traces the lives of the Schlemiel family and the community that surrounds them. [Readers] will really get the humor written between the lines.… the mix-ups are many and the potential for laughter abundant" —Jewish Book World "Wired Words/Electric Prose" – Providence Phoenix "Schlemiels in cyberspace… old-fashioned storytelling in a newfangled way." —The Providence Journal "Laughing out loud humor… very poignant and sweet" —Jewish Herald Voice, Houston, TX
"A thoroughly enjoyable novel, both moving and astutely farcical." – Kirkus Reviews A secret society, magical chicken soup, and a young girl, wise beyond her years When Rachel Cohen is born, her parents’ marriage begins to crack. As she grows, and her village teeters on the brink, it is up to her and The Council of Wise Women to cook up a plan and step in. Family breakdowns, a village on the edge of famine, and the challenges of a beloved community… How much meddling is too much? With a warm sense of humor, Izzy Abrahmson spins a delightful tale of The Village Life that will make you smile, and maybe shed a tear. A spellbinding novel of love, loss, independence, reconciliation, and the power of women. You won’t want this book to end. "…[a] playful touch throughout, painting characters who leap off the page. Chelm’s wise women are delightful and perceptive, their conversations a joy to read… a beautiful testament to tradition and values." – Publishers Weekly "If you’re looking for a warm and cozy read that can also make you laugh out loud and brighten your mood, look no further than The Council of Wise Women… Although the novel is steeped in Jewish history and heritage, the humor is universal and can be enjoyed by readers from all cultures. Between the pages of Abrahmson's latest book can be found an unforgettable cast of characters and a story that hits on both their hearts and funny bones.… "Abrahmson has a marvelous ability to touch on unspoken truths and push them several steps farther into the realm of the ridiculous, sparing readers the emotional roller coaster that usually is part and parcel of literary fiction. … you can’t go wrong with The Council of Wise Women." – Meaghan Wood, Reedsy.Com More Reviews of Izzy Abrahmson's work “Abrahmson’s prose savvily mixes the homey and the surreal… he’s a master…” – Publishers Weekly “In the spirit of Sholem Aleichem…” – AudioFile Magazine “…a world of friendly humor.” – Kirkus Reviews THE COUNCIL OF WISE WOMEN is a STAND-ALONE novel in the award-winning Village Life Series. These books can be read in any order. They overlap and interconnect. Whichever one you start with, that's your first. It won't be your last. Imagine a delicious blend of Yentl, Fiddler on the Roof, and The Heaven and Earth Grocery Store, with a splash of Sydney Taylor’s All-of-a-Kind Family, and a dollop of The Simpsons.
Witches… Tsunami… Toxic Chemicals and Tossed Cookies Seven stories and a novella about a bunch of ordinary kids getting into extraordinary trouble after school, on Halloween and on vacation. Fun, funny, disgusting and exciting for young people and adults with a sense of humor.