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You will laugh out loud with this book. Over 300 pages of hilarious jokes and gags. Jokes about men, women, doctors, lawyers, politicians and just about anyone you can poke a stick at. Great for speeches, ice breakers at parties, weddings, get-togethers and just a really good laugh on your own.You'll never struggle to remember a joke again with this book at your fingertips. Hundreds of hilarious and cheeky laughs.
Q. What do you call a platypus trapped under a rock? A. A flatypus! Follows on from the sensational success of 2007's celebrity-packed Camp Quality joke book, Laugh Even Louder! and 2006's Laugh Out Loud! Featuring all-new packaging, plus a bright, eye-catching, green and gold cover with a 'Mozzie! Mozzie! Mozzie! Oi! Oi! Oi!' concept, 501 Great Aussie Jokes! is designed for irresistible impulse purchasing.
Where would our country be without its proud traditions? Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself? Where would our country be without its proud traditions?Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself. Folklorist Warren Fahey's fabulous collection of Aussie jokes is guaranteed to entertain and offend absolutely everyone! GENERAL RULES OF AUSSIE EtIQUEttE1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them.3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church.4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.5. Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rudeto take the trailer to the funeral home. Warren Fahey, larrikin, balladeer, author and professional joke collector, has done all the hard work for you by bunging together all his favourite gags: the ones about marriage and men, about work and cars, about politics, foreigners (especially that lot across the tasman) and religion. So all you have to do is laugh. Which you will, or risk being branded a dickhead. the Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes is the biggest, fattest, funniest joke book in the land..
Great Aussie Jokes is a collection of the best jokes around, gathered from the blokes down at the local pub and the women at morning tea time. Ranging from downright decent to wickedly smutty, these jokes with an Australian flavour will suit any audience. But a warning to any delicate little flowers out there - these jokes tiptoe around the edge of political correctness, so leave your sensibilities at home and wear your sense of humour instead.
Have you heard the one about . . . If not, you're sure to find it (and many more) in this collection of popular jokes, particularly if you don't mind if it's occasionally sexist, ageist, blondest or politically incorrect. Dip in and join Dad'n Dave shooting roos out back of Bourke; Pollies pontificating in parliament; an Italian dingo looking for a fresh feed; or a bunch of hapless lawyers doing just about anything, anywhere. Whatever amuses you and yours, you'll find yourselves laughing the smelly socks off an Irishman in no time with this essential collection!
With over 400 jokes to smile, giggle and laugh your way through, 'Best Aussie Jokes' has a joke for nearly every occasion. Laughter is a powerful tonic for our physical and mental health and these jokes will ensure you become the life of the party. So get ready for a book full of belly laughs. A warning: Beware... laughing is addictive