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This is a spoof on dating advice. Journey through this short comedy highlighting the do's (really the don'ts) of how you should talk to a woman.
"Terse and intense and new...I loved it." --Tommy Orange, author of There There "Fuccboi is its generation's coming of age novel...Utterly of its moment, of this moment."--Jay McInereny, Wall Street Journal A fearless and savagely funny examination of masculinity under late capitalism from an electrifying new voice. Set in Philly one year into Trump's presidency, Sean Thor Conroe's audacious, freewheeling debut follows our eponymous fuccboi, Sean, as he attempts to live meaningfully in a world that doesn't seem to need him. Reconciling past, failed selves--cross-country walker, SoundCloud rapper, weed farmer--he now finds himself back in his college city, trying to write, doing stimulant-fueled bike deliveries to eat. Unable to accept that his ex has dropped him, yet still engaged in all the same fuckery--being coy and spineless, dodging decisions, maintaining a rotation of baes--that led to her leaving in the first place. But now Sean has begun to wonder, how sustainable is this mode? How much fuckery is too much fuckery? Written in a riotous, utterly original idiom, and slyly undercutting both the hypocrisy of our era and that of Sean himself, Fuccboi is an unvarnished, playful, and searching examination of what it means to be a man. "Got under my skin in the way the best writing can." --Sheila Heti "Sean Conroe isn't one of the writers there's a hundred of. He writes what's his own, his own way." --Nico Walker, author of Cherry
Jacob McAllister epitomizes a not-so-rare breed of species called the "fuckboy" - a truly remarkable synthesis of deep-rooted misogyny, entitlement, and ignorance. Monica B. Widget's debut novel The Fuckboy is narrated from the perspective of an authentic, flesh-and-blood fuckboy, exposing the despicable intricacies of his misguided teenage mind. Complete with illustrations and uncharacteristically vulgar language that Ms. Widget prays her parents never read, The Fuckboy follows a troubled young man on his hilariously pathetic quest for social validation, sex, and identity as he attempts to preserve his reputation after he, well, majorly fucks up.
Brawny model and eating disorder advocate, Ryan Sheldon bares it all on his escapades as a gay man looking for love in the digital swipe culture hellscape that is modern dating. F*ckboys Are Boring is a raw, hilarious dating guidebook for everyone. In this salacious, vulnerable, heartbreaking and hilarious guide to surviving the digital hellscape that is modern dating, model and eating disorder activist, Ryan Sheldon offers a path to healing while looking for real love. Ryan unapologetically shares it all (even the cringeworthy) about his escapades as a gay man looking for romance in a sea of fuckboys. F*ckboys Are Boring is a guidebook for anyone who has struggled with feeling inferior, unworthy, or less-than while looking for connection in this disconnected world. Whether you're gay, straight, bisexual, pansexual, or queer, this book offers reprieve from swipe culture and includes a compatibility scale that will help you find love based on your values while also keeping your dignity intact. But this is more than a dating guide. Sheldon gets vulnerable about his struggles with mental illness-including obsessive-compulsive disorder, abandonment wounds, and his addiction to chaos. He shares the truth about his eating disorder recovery and what it was like to walk away from an abusive relationship. He exposes the truth about dating in a larger body and finding love and acceptance for himself at any size. And he doesn’t hold back when he shares the wild stories from dating as a gay man in the digital modern world and the lessons he learned from those experiences. F*ckboys Are Boring offers a new way of rating dates with a compatibility scale, the first of its kind, and invites readers to create their own scale so they can make dating choicesbased on their values (not just looks). Readers will come away with their own list of dating deal breakers, guides on how to maintain boundaries and self-respect in the modern era of swipe-culture, and a toolbox of resources that Sheldon has picked up through decades of therapy. If you’re frustrated with the dehumanizing digital hellscape that is modern dating, F*ckboys Are Boring offers solace and support. Sheldon is like your gay best friend, dishing on all his outrageous dating stories, offering guidance and wisdom, and crying with you as one heartbroken casualty of harsh dating life to another. F*ckboys Are Boring offers hope to anyone (including f*ckboys) who has ever struggled with not feeling good enough while searching for love and offers a way for us to look at ourselves with compassion.
Our campuses are steeped in political correctness—that's hardly news to anyone. But no one realizes that radical social agendas have also taken over campus health and counseling centers, with dire consequences. Psychiatrist Miriam Grossman knows this better than anyone. She has treated more than 2,000 students at one of America's most prestigious universities, and she's seen how the anything- goes, women-are-just-like-men, "safer-sex" agenda is actually making our sons and daughters sick. Dr. Grossman takes issue with the experts who suggest that students problems can be solved with free condoms and Zoloft. What campus counselors and health providers must do, she argues, is tell uncomfortable, politically incorrect truths, especially to young patients in their most vulnerable and confused moments. Instead of platitudes and misinformation, it's time to offer them real protection.
Connor Owens, the (almost) ultimate fuckboy who is on a mission. He's set a goal for himself to sleep with every girl in his grade by graduation. Connor's so close to reaching his goal, except for one girl holding him back from that victory. Elizabeth Morgan, your typical goody-two-shoes, and also the girl holding Connor back. She has also set a goal for herself, which is to not sleep with Connor. She's tempted, but will she fall for his act?
Now, we¿re very sure when you saw those words together, you had to flip the book around to read this blurb just to make sure what you read-- was what you read. Yes, we said that. WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF FUCKBOYS! You know. Dude that always lies, homie that keeps things on the low, and the man that doesn¿t know who he is. We¿re over that guy. More importantly, we are through with the parts of us that are attracted to that guy. We¿re over it! We believe God has more to say about what to look out for in a partner. We believe God has more to say about what those choices reveal about us. This very provocative, borderline petty book is filled cover to cover with biblical stories revealing the fuckboy characteristics we¿ve encountered over the years. And hey, you don't have to be a Christian to read this. It isn¿t a burn book written by three angry black women. This is a juicy, transparent journal written by three healed, whole and down-to-earth queens who desire to help the next queen (and king) not make the same mistake ever again. You can exhale now.
EZRAPartying, dudes, and hockey. What more could a gay NHL player want?If it weren't for Anton Hayes, my life would be perfect.Not that he affects my life in any way. At all. That would imply I care what the winger from Philly thinks of me.Which I don't.Not even a one-night stand with him can thaw his misplaced animosity toward me.He says I'm the one with the ego, but he can talk. He rivals me for most egotistical puck boy in the league.I hate him as much as he hates me. Even if I crave a repeat.ANTONWhen it comes to hockey, I'm all about the game.I've worked for years to be one of the best in the league, and I've done it without splashing my orientation all over the tabloids.My hockey image is one I've carefully cultivated, and after one night with Ezra Palaszczuk, I risk it all.He's cocky, obnoxious, and has an ego bigger than Massachusetts. And okay, maybe he's the sexiest man I've ever known.We'll never get along. Not when we sleep together. Not even when my possessive streak awakens.That doesn't stop us from falling into bed together over and over again.
I am not proud of things I've done in the past. I don't think any of us are. That's why we tend to keep our worst decisions, mistakes, and actions a secret. I have made the decision to make such secrets published for public consumption. It is my goal that with being vulnerable with my own past discretions, people can learn from it. Perhaps you've met other men similar, or you're a man and you're curious to know the life of another. Perhaps this will give you the courage to tell your own story. My story is all embarrassing, gut-wrenching, and hilarious. But unfortunately, that story entails the story of other women. This is why I've decided to make the necessary changes to update and change all names of real-life women, for their privacy. I am the author of "Understanding Women: Through the Lens of a Fuck Boy" and "Wine & Dash: Into the Arms of Mr. Right." In those books, my aim is to help women who are eager to hear the perspective of an educated man, who's not in the business of pandering, and to aid good men in his fight for a seat at the table with a beautiful woman. To be given a chance. With this book, I wanted to unveil my back story. We all have a story we will never tell. This is mine...
"The New York Times bestselling author of Next Level Basic and fan-favorite alumna of Bravo's Vanderpump Rules returns from cancellation and pregnancy with the definitive Basic Bitch handbook for surviving bad days (or years)"--