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Raised dirt poor in one of the worst parts of town, La-La is determined not end up like the generations of her family before her: a mother when she's barely in her teens, getting caught up in the drug game, or just plain stuck living hand-to-mouth in the projects for the rest of her life. She's got big dreams, not to mention the rare combination of a sharp mind, runway model looks, and a killer bod, all of which she plan on using to get the hell out of the ghetto. But even the best laid plans have a habit of going to pieces - especially in the hood. La-La finds that out firsthand when her ambitions cause her to cross paths with Dre, a much more worldly (and older) man than the scrubs she's used to dealing with. Showered with gifts and attention, La-La consciously chooses to overlook the strings that come attached to Dre's affection - namely, that he is a man with dangerous ties and associates. Forced outside her comfort zone, La-La finds herself getting caught up in Dre's world. Even worse, her normally good judgment is being impaired by both her desire for the finer things in life and her growing physical needs as she struggles to answer one question: is what she and Dre have real and worth risking everything for, or is he simply using her the way she had planned on using him?
Have you ever been head over heels for someone, only to find out you're the only one head over heels? This book not only details my story, but it's meant to help you through yours.
Smart Bitch Dumb Dog will give hope and motivation to the millions of adults experiencing difficulty with managing their finances. It is a humorous and informative story about the lives of two dogs as they trot down the path toward financial freedom.
National bestselling book: Featured on Midwest, Mountain Plains, New Atlantic, Northern, Pacific Northwest and Southern Regional Indie Bestseller Lists Perfect book for the birder and anti-birder alike A humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore! • Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. • The essential guide to all things wings with migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and the ethics of birdwatching. • Matt Kracht is an amateur birder, writer, and illustrator who enjoys creating books that celebrate the humor inherent in life's absurdities. Based in Seattle, he enjoys gazing out the window at the beautiful waters of Puget Sound and making fun of birds. "There are loads of books out there for bird lovers, but until now, nothing for those that love to hate birds. The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America fills the void, packed with snarky illustrations that chastise the flying animals in a funny, profane way. " – Uncrate A humorous animal book with 50 common North American birds for people who love birds and also those who love to hate birds • A perfect coffee table or bar top conversation-starting book • Makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, or retirement gift
The social probability theories, and historical & natural observations contained in this book were developed over many years and others are based on observations and current events in history. I have also included two new products I discovered while living in my native country of Saint Lucia. Additionally, I review the world, its beauty, and its history. Humanity has reached a milestone. While in Saint Lucia, I noted several alien sightings and have shared my observations of these sightings through this book. I reviewed many natural and historical observations, have looked at the world, and saw the wonder it contains. The reader will see references to "Mind Probe technology". This technology is used by governments with the technology to conduct systematic checks on people of interest. I became aware of the technology while living in Saint Lucia because of the alien sightings, I witnessed and the conclusions I drew from those sightings. It is imperative that, as a society, we do not perceive these alien visitors as a threat. It is my summation that they can be the harbingers of great technology and enhanced medical care that will benefit humanity. I hope that with the writing of this book, the scientific community and committee that discusses these phenomena will welcome me as a member because I believe I can contribute greatly to their investigation of the alien presence that I surmise have been visiting earth for thousands if not millions of years.
Between the pages of this book are the very explicit detailed sexual behaviors of a one Keisha Klarke. The enjoyment of her participation is described in such realism, that the wording actually becomes imaginable, if not desired. In the midst of pulling her pants down, the young woman/growing adult somehow managed to maintain her objective, and achieve her set goals in the corporate world of big business. Unfortunately, most reckless endangering behaviors are associated with consequences that are usually harsh, or to the severity of being life threatening. As a young aggressive focused person, Keisha clearly placed the rewards of financial success first, with her ill advised styfe of sexing coming in a close second. STAY IN TOUCH, WITH YOUR DAMN SELF !!!
Jayla finally meets what one would call the perfect man. He’s loving, sweet, and kind… but what looks like the perfect relationship has one hitch: his baby’s mama. Damiah knows what she wants and thinks she knows what stands in her way – a new woman her ex has his eye on. Will Jayla’s hopes for a brighter future come true or will she find new drama in a new town? Find out what happens in part eight of His Dirty Secret! keywords: urban books, urban books free, urban, urban fiction, urban street fiction, urban african american, free book, freebie, free book, free ebook, free side chick, side chick romance, african american romance, urban books, urban books free, urban, urban fiction, urban street fiction, urban african american, free book, freebie, free book, free ebook, free, urban books black authors free, african american books free
"Destiny Clarke is out to claim what's rightfully hers--Hassan Clarke and his money. Engulfed in his deceitful ways, Hassan is oblivious to the fact that his life and his freedom are up for grabs. Imani Gibson is too naive to realize that some things are not worth fighting for--in this case, another woman's husband. She soon realizes that games are for children, and not everyone is playing with a full deck"--Provided by publisher.
They don't respect you until you start acting like a BITCH!! The women in these stories have been through a lot and finally have decided to get even. Their tactics and their ways may label them with the B word. But once you hear their stories you might see why. Come take a ride with some of the craziest bitches you've ever seen. Savage Bitches Welcome to the Savage Life Monique has never had it easy but when she gets into a little trouble she decides to move to St.Louis and start over. But Monique doesn't know that there is no escaping the savages and the haters especially moving to the murder capital. She meets Draya and Rayna, two sisters that must be on top of everything and everyone. When Monique lets her guard down the girls pounce, but little do they know Monique from Miami isn't new to being a Savage...she wrote the book on it. Find out the level of petty and savagery in Savage Bitches 1 Savage Bitches 2 Savages can be Male or Female The Men aren't exempt to the Savage Lifestyle. As a matter of fact they are what make the women so cutthroat and Kenny and Carter are no exception. Carter has a blast from the past and Kenny has a huge secret that he can't tell anyone. Meanwhile Monique tries to battle her legal issues while Draya sinks deeper into the depths of hell. Rayna tries to find out the truth and get her revenge but the ultimate payback comes when the ladies least expect it. Can they survive to live another Savage day? Find out the new depths of petty and savagery in Savage Bitches 2 Savage Bitches 3 Being a Savage Gets Dirty From Miami to St.Louis the savagery of Monique's life follows her wherever she goes. From her business to her fiance she keeps getting kicked in the back and it doesn't stop. Draya and Rayna find out something they didn't see coming and just like any other lie the truth comes out eventually but this truth can be deadly. And just like everything else there is a beginning and an ending because you can't be a savage forever. Your Husband My Trick They say "It Ain't Tricking If You Got It" To Fendi every man is a trick and the best tricks of all are the married kind. But when you play with someone's man you are bound to catch hell. When Fendi thinks that life is easy and she has finally hit her ultimate lick she is faced with a huge problem that forces her to move to Houston. Doing what she does best she settles in to Houston hopping from one trick to another but Fendi soon finds out that not all tricks are created equal and not all wives are willing to turn a blind eye. Find out what happens to Fendi and the men she calls her tricks in Your Husband, My Trick. Stripper Confessions The Game is to be sold...not told... The flesh trade is is a new opportunity for Lauren. She strips at night and goes to the normal life of a pre-med student during the day. Trying to keep two lives separated is difficult especially when her roommate falls in desperate need of money. Lauren tries to keep her lives balanced but just like a girl on the pole, what goes up must come down. See how Lauren and the lovely strippers deal with life in this erotic thriller. KEYWORDS: urban books, urban books free, urban, urban fiction, urban street fiction, urban african american, free book, freebie, free book, free ebook, free side chick, side chick romance,african american romance, urban books, urban books free, urban, urban fiction, urban street fiction, urban african american, free book, freebie, free book, free ebook, free, urban books black authors free, african american books free
David clawed his way out of the streets; he did whatever it took to get to the top, but he didn't know it could cost him his life.