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--Winner, Red Dot Book Awards 2009-2010, Junior Category-- This diary began as Mum’s New Year’s resolution to get me to write. She told me to write when I am doing my big business. “Five to eight minutes max!” she said. “I don’t want you to develop piles!” And so my writing in the bathroom began. My entries started with the boring old stuff…then Mum got this new job as a writer and, following her around, I got to do fun stuff, like ogle at deformed frogs, see into the future with a fortune-telling parrot and wow at a life-sized F1 car made of chocolate! That’s how I got more interesting things to write about. Plus, I had to deal with an EVIL bully who was tormenting me at school…thank goodness for my best friends, Alvin and Anthony, we rallied against the bully and got through the year with lots of adventures and good fun!
11 days in TAIPEI, TAIWAN with my best friends. No naggy parents, no pesky siblings. I should be ecstatic, right? But nooo…Mum decided my first trip abroad should be culturally enriching. Which meant boring Chinese lessons. I told myself, stay positive! There’d be lots of bubble tea, all the street snacks I could find, sightseeing…
--Winner, Red Dot Book Awards 2009-2010, Junior Category-- This diary began as Mum’s New Year’s resolution to get me to write. She told me to write when I am doing my big business. “Five to eight minutes max!” she said. “I don’t want you to develop piles!” And so my writing in the bathroom began. My entries started with the boring old stuff…then Mum got this new job as a writer and, following her around, I got to do fun stuff, like ogle at deformed frogs, see into the future with a fortune-telling parrot and wow at a life-sized F1 car made of chocolate! That’s how I got more interesting things to write about. Plus, I had to deal with an EVIL bully who was tormenting me at school…thank goodness for my best friends, Alvin and Anthony, we rallied against the bully and got through the year with lots of adventures and good fun!
With Amos struggling to keep up with studies in secondary school, he has less time to serve as a toilet diarist. That’s where his sister Whoopie (infamously known as WPI) steps in. Her diary is different. She doesn’t follow any rule of thumb. She writes what she wants, when she wants, how she wants. From dabbling in playwriting to training the World’s First Human Poodle, Whoopie Lee will stop at nothing to prove that she is more talented than her brother! What did Amos call her—Whiny, Pesky and Irritating? No, never, she’s going to set the record straight.
Something bizarre has happened... my diaries have been STOLEN! Who could have taken them?! I have a sneaking suspicion it’s one of my fans. Yes, I have fans now, HORDES of them! I know the thief has even published my diaries online! My fan-mail just keeps pouring in. My Facebook page too has been buzzing with activity. I have more than 5,000 friends now! FINALLY, life looks like it’s turning around! What’s even better, a TV director has even offered to adapt my diaries into a TV SHOW! Imagine that! I should be jumping with joy, right? But what’s really ridiculous is that I found out that another boy has been chosen to play the lead role... Mine! I must find a way to stop this! I am the ONE and only Amos Lee. If I don’t get to play ME, then no one does.
Claude has an intuitive faith in something splendid and feels at odds with his contemporaries. The war offers him the opportunity to forget his farm and his marriage of compromise; he enlists and discovers that he has lacked. But while war demands altruism, its essence is destructive
It's my last year in junior school and I'm taking part in my school's newly launched Tween Idol Contest! I got myself a Twitter account to gain supporters who will vote for me. I'm furious that my arch enemy Michael is doing th same. Oh man he's everywhere - Facebook IM YouTube you name it while I deal with the worst zit-attack ever besides having to look after Everest while Mum blogs away nonstop! But what he doesn't realize is how poular I am now that I am writing the exciting new journal of the times - Poop Fiction. That alone will win me several thousand fans even though it has made me lose my place on the swim team. And my secret weapon? My sister WPI (Whiny Pesky and Irritating) and her two-girl band. She is so popular these days that it 's good to be her big brother. I'm kind of sad that my best friend Alvin is also running against me in the contest but hey may the best man win. Psst... I've got a few tricks up my sleeve...>