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Excerpt from Humorous Verse, Vol. 1: On Current Events and Other Topics; August Number, 1916 Roosevelt It's reported Roosevelt will not plead his case at the Chicago convention - he thinks his views are known. - News item. If every hamlet town and dell Don't know our Teddy's views, Say Citizen, I'm here to tell It's not because of news. If we don't know this hunter's views It's no wit fault of his. For well he knows the use of news, He's used it in his biz. If we don't know where Teddy stands We haven't read the press; At home, abroad in foreign lands - In the headlines he has dressed. If a bear is killed, a squirrel drops dead, Or a skunk should cross his trail, We see his wonders flared in red, Should the game be moose or quail. If a prize fight's on, or a divorce. If Susie elopes with Jim. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.