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Here, the author has done all the hard work for you by bunging together all his favourite gags: the ones about marriage and men, about work and cars, about politics, foreigners (especially that lot across the Tasman) and religion.
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What do bananas do when they get sunburnt? They peel. Why did the alligator wear a vest? He wanted to be an investigator! What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck. Find these and even more awesome jokes inside!
The traditional Aussie jokes told in pubs and cabs now compete with global jokes. It's Dad 'n' Dave versus Monica Lewinsky.
Did you hear about the optimistic kangaroo? It hopped for the best. Who would open the batting for the Aussie animal cricket team? Wombat and numbat. With 500 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep you and the kids laughing for hours! Publicity will again be extensive; with a focus on radio, national newspapers, news, children's print media, online and more. This phenomenal fun-raiser will continue to sky-rocket! Camp Quality is committed to bringing hope and happiness to children living with cancer, their families and communities, through ongoing quality recreational, educational and financial support programs. Scholastic Australia is proud to donate all royalties from sales to this worthy cause.
What Aussie outlaw wore no clothes? Nude Kelly! With over 400 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep you and the kids laughing for hours! Publicity will be extensive, with a focus on radio, national newspapers, news, children's print media, online and more. This phenomenal fun-raiser will continue to skyrocket!