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The Asshole Whisperer contains true stories and tips to deal with crappy leaders and jerks at work. You will learn how to use corporate values to hold people at work accountable for their conduct, how to give feedback about attitudes or behavior, and how to quickly assess and utilize personality traits to your benefit. Why? So, you can meet your goals and deadlines and to put it simply, get shit done. Assholes are part of our lives. We can't escape them as they are everywhere. However, it is how we deal with them that makes the difference. As The Asshole Whisperer at work, you will be able to tame people who exhibit a crappy attitude and shitty behavior regardless of their technical work performance. Wendy Sellers, The HR Lady(R), is the author of "The Asshole Whisperer, How to Deal with Crappy Leaders and Jerks at Work" and "Suck It Up, Buttercup. Be a Leader People Will Follow." As a writer, speaker and HR consultant across the USA, she keeps it real, gets to the point fast and there is never any sugar coating! Also available on Kindle.
Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine."). Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.
River Conway is a 29-year-old aspiring singer and actor whose dreams have been sidelined. After he and his girlfriend, Alana, graduated from New York University's Tisch School of the Arts, they moved to Arizona to care for her ailing father. Seven long years later, they're still there; River is working a dead-end job and worries that it's too late for him to break into the entertainment industry. Alana donates $10,000 to her celebrity crush's crowdfunding campaign, and she and River are invited to his party in LA. There, River is inspired to launch a campaign of his own. Although his mother always told him that he was born for greatness ("Why else would an honest, salt of the earth, lower middle class couple from Who Cares, Ohio, name their son River?"), he decides to start "Save an A$$hole," asking donors to help him leave behind a lifestyle that they wouldn't want to live themselves. Soon, River has second thoughts and deletes the campaign, but then Alana surprisingly offers to move to LA with him. In Hollywood, her rapid-fire networking lands her a role on a sitcom, and River resorts to relaunching his crowdfund concept. He's soon contacted by a TV comedy channel that wants to film the last days of the campaign as a telethon. River agrees, and the resulting media sensation and scathing headlines ("Douchebag Becomes Millionaire For No Reason, Nation Weeps") lead to an exploitative reality show that takes him down an uncertain path.
Take it from a mom who raised two teenage boys into actual humans—yes, they can and do change. This is her tough love and candid advice on being a good guy in a world full of assh*les. Have you ever returned the family car with less than a quarter tank left? Or gotten a technical in a rec-league basketball game? If so, you might be an assh*le—or you’re at least acting like one. But there’s hope for you yet! As it turns out, everyone needs to learn one major lesson to safely avoid assh*le territory: Other people are also humans. (Whoa.) This frank, funny, and necessary guidebook contains everything young men need to know to have positive interactions, make better decisions, and recognize when they’re being jerks. Things like, just don’t be an assh*le . . . • To your family: Parents are not your servants. • To your friends: They’ll laugh at you, not with you. • At work: No one wants to hear your podcast idea. • To women: “Are you up?” doesn’t qualify as romance. • Online: If you wouldn’t do it in real life, don’t do it. • In real life: People unlike you are also people. • To yourself: It’s okay not to have all the answers. And if someone got you this book, don’t be an assh*le to them. Instead, consider this a gentle nudge in a different direction.
Mending fences with my brothers as I uncover family secrets is easy compared to winning back the woman carrying my baby… Carson Six months ago she ghosted me. She stopped taking my calls and didn’t even answer her damn door. Now, with my world upside down and my arm in a cast, where do I find her, but Winter Harbor, seven months pregnant with my baby. Despite her keeping this secret from me, I want her. I’ve always wanted her. And even though I was dead-set on never having kids, given my own garbage dad, seeing Amaya pregnant and knowing that the baby is mine changes everything. I’m ready to right my father’s wrongs and be there for my kid. I want the family life, and I want it with Amaya. But she’s not convinced. And for good reason. Now I just have to prove to her that taking a chance on love–and building a family with a man who’s ruined more romances than started them–is a risk worth taking. ***This is the second book of the Winter Harbor series which features a quirky small town, secrets galore, and three estranged brothers who find the key to healing comes from the women who steal their hearts.
A practical and hilarious guide to getting difficult people off your back, for anyone pulling their hair out over an irritating colleague who's not technically breaking any rules From open floor plans and Zoom calls to Slack channels, the workplace has changed a lot over the years. But there’s one thing that never changes: you’ll always encounter jerks. Jerks at Work is the definitive guide to dealing with—and ultimately breaking free from—the overbearing bosses, irritating coworkers, and all-around difficult people who make work and life miserable. Social psychologist Tessa West has spent years leveraging science to help people solve interpersonal conflicts in the workplace. What she discovered is that most of our go-to tactics don’t work because they fail to address the specific motivations that drive bad behavior. In this book, she takes you on a rollicking deep dive of the seven jerks you’re most likely to encounter at the office, drawing on decades of original research to expose their inner workings and weak points—and ultimately deliver an effective game plan for stopping each type before they take you down with them. Jerks at Work is packed with everyday examples and clever strategies, such as how to: • Stop a Bulldozer from gaining influence by making sure they're not the first to speak up in meetings • Report a Kiss Up/Kick Downer to a manager who idolizes them without looking like the bad guy • Protect your high-achieving team from Free Riders without stifling collaboration • Use a Gaslighter’s tactics to beat them at their own game For anyone who’s said “I can’t stand that jerk!” more times than they’d like to admit, Jerks at Work is the ultimate playbook you wish you didn’t need but will always turn to.
As Liv Bergen investigates the long-ago murder of her niece, she uncovers a well-guarded secret—and stumbles into one the most prolific killer she’s faced yet Once an amateur sleuth, Liv “Boots” Bergen has now found her footing as an official FBI agent. It should be Liv’s dream career—she’s working closely with a bureau legend, Agent Streeter Pierce, as well as the exotic Agent Jack Linwood, with whom she shares a growing romance. Liv has proven to be an adept agent, and the whole office has been moved to a brand new, state-of-the-art facility in central Denver. And yet, doubt plagues her. Liv is tormented by the knowledge that her work with the FBI could endanger her extended family—and has almost resolved to leave the bureau as a result. Agent Streeter Pierce, who harbors an affection for Liv that sometimes transcends the professional, comes up with an unorthodox plan to keep her around: she can investigate a cold case that’s especially important to her, the kidnapping and murder of her ten-year-old niece, Brianna. Liv jumps at the chance, but her focus on finding Brianna’s killer is soon diluted. Piece by piece, the case reveals itself to be just one point in a harrowing series of murders. Spanning decades and the country, the web of crime Liv uncovers causes her to question everything—including the integrity of her own colleagues. www.sandrabrannan.com
The definitive guide to working with -- and surviving -- bullies, creeps, jerks, tyrants, tormentors, despots, backstabbers, egomaniacs, and all the other assholes who do their best to destroy you at work. "What an asshole!" How many times have you said that about someone at work? You're not alone! In this groundbreaking book, Stanford University professor Robert I. Sutton builds on his acclaimed Harvard Business Review article to show you the best ways to deal with assholes...and why they can be so destructive to your company. Practical, compassionate, and in places downright funny, this guide offers: Strategies on how to pinpoint and eliminate negative influences for good Illuminating case histories from major organizations A self-diagnostic test and a program to identify and keep your own "inner jerk" from coming out The No Asshole Rule is a New York Times, Wall Street Journal, USA Today and Business Week bestseller.
Leave a Message After the Beep: Jojo… I mean, Mom. Oops, my bad. You've probably heard through the grapevine that I made quite a scene last night—and yes, at your favorite new restaurant, no less. Sorry about that. But, honestly, you'd have been on my side. That guy, my ex-boyfriend, totally had it coming. But you don’t have to worry because I've just landed a new job offer that I’m strongly considering. Did I ever tell you about that highly steamy yet ultimately regrettable one-night fling last week? Probably not. I don’t even know why I’m mentioning it now. Just forget I ever brought it up. However, the guy from that debacle is the one offering me the opportunity. I hear you, Mom. You raised me to know better. But here's the twist: he's loaded—like, billionaire-loaded. He owns a sports team, and—get this—he's part of the Grove family! I mean, he can singlehandedly change the course of my career path! And, Mom, you don’t have to worry about me mixing business with pleasure this time because Lynx Grove has made it clear that he’s the King of commitment-phobes and a real frog who will never turn into my Prince Charming. I will hereby resist his come hither energy. I will not fall into the trap of his charisma. Okay, I know what you’re thinking. “Thou protests too much.” But no, I mean it. I really do. Because even though his gorgeous eyes make my head spin and his scent drives me crazy, I will not give him a second chance to make a fool of me. You’ll see. Just wait, you’ll see. ' 'Once Upon A One-Night Stand' is an emotional, unpredictable standalone romantic comedy that guarantees a heartwarming Happily Ever After. Perfect for those who love a good laugh, a good cry, and a good love story.
Wolf Hollow is not like other towns. It gets what it needs. Ben is a baby-faced serial killer who can charm his victims with a smile. But when he stumbles into Wolf Hollow to hide from the FBI, it's the town that charms him and convinces him to stay. Because Wolf Hollow gets what it needs, and it needs Ben. It knows his secret. Ben isn't alone. He shares his body with a century-old demon. He may be the town's worst nightmare, but he's exactly what they need. Under cover of a brutal snowstorm, a bitter enemy returns to Wolf Hollow, a group of men hell-bent on revenge, resolved to wipe out the entire town and leave no survivors. Only Ben has what it takes to stand in their way . . . if he chooses. He is their only hope. Because some evils can only be met by a greater evil. "A suspense-filled horror thriller from the best-selling author of Earthweeds." 405 pages (434 in paperback edition) "Gripping and twisted. A gut-wrenching thriller that keeps you on edge. The characters are eerie and all too real." -- Top2040 Books "...evokes the small-town charms and coming of age tropes which are the hallmarks of Stephen King ... with haunting scenes throughout." -- Horrorbuzz Magazine " ... believable characters, a fast-paced plot that is unpredictable and enthralling, and a setting that has a personality of its own." -- Michael Thal, Author and Critic "The author does an exceptional job of providing just the right measure of suspense ... The Whisper Killer is an exceptional reading odyssey." -- Horror News Net