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Presents photographs of kittens with humorous captions from the creators of icanhascheezburger.com.
Men at Work showcases dozens of original full-color photos based on the popular websites There, I Fixed It and FAIL Blog, two of the most trafficked Cheezburger sites. From precarious ladder placement and jungle gym scaffolding to questionable balancing of two-ton mechanical equipment, Men at Work dares to offer a possible reason for why women live longer than men. Picture after picture offers valid explanation as to why this life span gender bias exists. It seems that whether they are washing windows, paving roads, or attending to questionable DIY repairs at home, men at work tend to balance risk with reward. If the ladder isn’t tall enough, turn it into a scaffold by using a picnic table as the base and then add some plywood, along with a concrete cinder block and paint can — voilà!, problem solved. Or, if that 50-story skyscraper lacks a window ledge, create one yourself with a carefully placed 2 x 4. This rollicking collection offers dozens of full color photographs that illustrate the notion that to live longer, perhaps men just need to work a tad bit smarter.
Over two hundred user-generated images of hilarious DIY disasters, jury-rigs, and kludges from ThereIFixedIt.com web site.
Shares photographs of world-wide FAILS based on the popular website failblog.org covering more than fifteen categories, including at school, at the mall, and on the job.
The Internet has provided us with many wonders, from skateboarding dogs to Chuck Norris facts. Over the past year, though, one sensation has dominated the Web: LOLcats. Here’s how it works: First you find a picture of a cat online, and then you add a caption that reflects the cat’s point of view. Just remember that although cats can speak English, their spelling and grammar is not so hot. Once you’re done, you have a LOLcat (laugh out loud cat). Since its founding in January 2007, icanhascheezburger .com (named after the most famous LOLcat of all) has been the center of the LOLcat world. I Can Has Cheezburger? collects 200 LOLcats from the enormously popular site, some classic and some new, in glorious and glossy full color. The book also highlights legendary LOLcat forms recognizable to fans everywhere (including “Do Not Want,” “Monorail Cat,” and “Oh Noes!”), and offers a guide to the finer points of LOLspeak. Packed with witty and endearing images and published into a proven cat-egory, I Can Has Cheezburger? is sure to delight feline aficionados and Internet nerds alike.
The authors of I Can Has Cheezburger? are back to teach you how to LOL your way to awsumness!!1! The Web site icanhascheezburger.com has produced the bestsellers I Can Has Cheezburger?, How to Take Over teh Wurld, and Teh Itteh Bitteh Book of Kittehs, and now Professor Happycat and his team return to take the LOLcats to a noo level. How 2 Be Awsum will show Cheezburger fans how to apply the tenets of awsumness to their own lives in a way that only the hilarious LOLcats can. Including 125 all-new photos with misspelled captions, this fourth installment of the series will give cats and their hoomins the keys to living their most awsum (and LOLable) lives.
"A hip, fun, photo-heavy guide to all things kitten from the eponymous website"--
"Featuring speculative fiction-writing exercises from Harlan Ellison, Piers Anthony, Ramsey Campbell, Jack Ketchum, screenwriters of The Twilight Zone and Star Trek: The Next Generation, and many more. The fifth volume in the acclaimed Now Write! writing-guide series offers a full toolbox of advice and exercises for speculative fiction writers hoping to craft an engaging alternate reality, flesh out an enthralling fantasy quest, or dream up a bloodcurdling plot twist, including: -Harlan Ellison, on crafting the perfect story title -Jack Ketchum, on how economy of language helps create a truly frightening tale -Piers Antony, on making fantastical characters feel genuine and relatable This collection of storytelling secrets from top genre writers-including winners of Nebula, Hugo, Edgar, and Bram Stoker awards-is essential for any writer looking to take a leap beyond the ordinary"--
The purrrfect gift for the LOLcat fanatic. Is there any such thing as too much cute? Teh anzwr is no!!1! That's why Professor Happycat and icanhascheezburger.com have combined the cutest, funniest and most mischievous LOLcats into one box set boasting 600 full-color photos with hilarious captions. Featuring the blockbuster New York Times bestsellers I Can Has Cheezburger? and How to Take Over teh Wurld, plus the newest book Teh Itteh Bitteh Book of Kittehs, the only thing better than one LOLcat book is three LOLcat books!
“If you love cats and are also familiar with the language and humor of internet memes, you will find this book a fun light entertainment.” —Bible Study Magazine GIV US DIS DAY OUR DALEE CHEEZBURGER. AND FURGIV US FOR MAKIN YU A COOKIE, BUT EATEDING IT. AND WE FURGIV WEN CATS STEEL OUR COOKIEZ. From the biblical languages of Greek and Hebrew to Latin and the King’s English, the Bible has been translated into over 2000 languages. ADD ONE MORE. For the first time ever, LOLCat Bible brings the good news to your feline friends in their native LOLSpeak. The perfect gift for cuddly kittehs everywhere, this book retells the greatest stories ever told like never before, including: Noah’s Reely Big Bowt Moses an teh Scari Burnin Bush Teh Ten Bad Plagues David an Goliath teh Giunt Daniel an teh Pooch’s Den Jonah an teh Big Fishie Wawter into Booze Happy Cat Walks on Wawter Teh Last Cheezburger Feest Happy Cat Rises from teh Deds and many, many more . . . “A lot of fun, and—surprisingly—it may inspire many to dust off their Bibles, just to see the original texts BCLC (before the creation of LOLcat).” —SeattlePI “Srsly. People have gotten together to ‘translate’ the whole of the Bible into poorly-written Internet-speak. And it’s awesome . . . Here’s what I love about this book (besides the fact that it’s silly as all get-out): it really truly engages the text.” —Spiritual Implications