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The New York Times bestseller that helps you explore whether romance is in the stars. Linda Goodman’s Love Signs addresses the question asked by everyone familiar with astrology: How do I relate to someone of another sign? Each sign is “related” to the twelve signs of the zodiac in a different and unique way. Each section addresses the differences for a male and a female with the same sign matches. This is an updated edition of Linda Goodman’s lively bestseller, which has introduced millions to the concept of astrological compatibility. “What seems to set Goodman’s books apart from other stargazing guides is their knowledgeable approach and comprehensive reach.” —Newsweek
The best spy story; the worst spy. A mouthwatering conspiracy. A seven-course mystery. Luscious ludicrous. What's the chance that an elderly lady by accident overhears a terrorist's plans? What's the chance that this lady meets a spy, whose job it is to save the world? What's the chance that you pick the ace of spades from a shuffled deck, five times in a row? Coincidence doesn't exist. Good and Evil play a deadly game of cards. Evil is winning. One gang is responsible for over three million mortal victims each year, with their numbers rising fast. What's the chance that Watson, The Runner of the LSD, and Shirley, an old petite woman from Villach, can stop them? If you have faith, you can beat the odds.
Boy meets girl, girl meets boy. Routine story. Except that the girl has been dead for seven years. Boy meets ghost, ghost avoids boy. However, fate brings them together and together they embark upon a rollercoaster ride towards finding what they had always been looking for. They become friends. The girl teaches the boy about death, while the boy teaches her about life. This unlikely friendship is at peril, though, for life and death can never coexist without grave repercussions.
In the bustling streets of Nairobi, Isaiah, a hardened vigilante with a penchant for justice, finds himself the only person able to save a mysterious woman whom he later discovers has otherworldly abilities. His life is forever changed. Drawn into a conflict that spans the earthly and the divine, Isaiah must navigate the treacherous waters of love, loyalty, and power. As the lines between friend and foe blur, Isaiah is forced to confront his own demons and the realization that the world is far more complex than he ever imagined. From the vibrant heart of Nairobi to the mystical shores of the God Plains, Isaiah and his allies face off against a pantheon of gods, demi-gods, and monstrous foes, each encounter escalating towards an inevitable confrontation. As the final battle looms, Isaiah must make a choice that could alter the fabric of reality itself. With the fate of both the human and divine realms in his hands, he confronts a power that threatens to consume them all. Will Isaiah's love for Pisces be the key to salvation, or will it lead to the downfall of all he holds dear? This epic tale weaves together threads of mythology, romance, and high-stakes adventure, inviting readers on a journey where ancient legends and modern heroism meet. In a world where gods battle in the heavens above and heroes are forged in the trials below.
Special Anniversary Omnibus: Get all three books for the price of one! _____ Part 1: Going to New York _____ The strange true story of the first influencer. Oliver, a hacker living in Germany, meets Donna online. She's an American girl living in New York. After chatting and talking on the phone for months, he finally decides to surprise her with a visit. But he soon finds out that things are not what they appeared to be, and that this visit will change his life forever. “Nobody has ever killed themselves over a broken arm. But every day, thousands of people kill themselves because of a broken heart. Why? Because emotional pain hurts much worse than physical pain.” -Oliver Markus Malloy, Bad Choices Make Good Stories “Don't ever think you're better than a drug addict, because your brain works the same as theirs. You have the same circuits. And drugs would affect your brain in the same way it affects theirs. The same thought process that makes them screw up over and over again would make you screw up over and over as well, if you were in their shoes. You probably already are doing it, just not with heroin or crack, but with food or cigarettes, or something else you shouldn't be doing.” -Oliver Markus Malloy, Bad Choices Make Good Stories "A must read. One of those rare books that sucks you in from the first to the last page." ★★★★★ - Amazon Review _____ Part 2: The Heroin Scene in Fort Myers _____ America has a heroin problem. Oliver moves from New York to Florida. Battling with depression, he gets sucked into the seedy underworld of Fort Myers, where he encounters a number of female drug addicts. He empathizes with them because of his own traumatic past. Oliver feels compelled to try to help them escape the addict lifestyle, but learns the hard way that he is in way over his head. "A truly fascinating and unexpected look at the darker side of addiction." ★★★★★ - A. Allyson, Goodreads _____ Part 3: Finding Happiness in Los Angeles _____ If you're a fan of Dave Chappelle or John Oliver, you'll love this book. After writing a book about his bizarre adventures in America's underbelly, Oliver finally finds love among his readers on Goodreads. "I think it will become a standard for people who are dealing with loved ones struggling with addictions." ★★★★★ - B. Bridges, Amazon Review Dear Reader, You're a little late to the party. Where the hell have you been? This is already the third and final part of the trilogy, and you're only joining us now? Tsk tsk tsk. Let me get you up to speed on what you've missed so far: In book one, Going to New York, you missed the utterly fascinating, nay spellbinding saga of me growing up in Germany and later emigrating to New York. I was a brooding, troubled teenage hacker. Wow! Good stuff! It's almost like my life was the perfect kind of crazy to make a really awesome book! Anyway, being a teenage hacker came in handy later in life. I went from rags to riches thanks to my keen understanding of technology and how to use the web to my advantage. In New York I was married to Donna, a girl I had met online. She was an agoraphobic, prone to temper tantrums. And fun was had by all, which led to a divorce 16 years later. That's where the story gets really interesting. I began dating. It didn't go well. I was no good at it. OK, truth be told, I was really bad at it. Apparently I had terrible taste in women. A heroin-addicted hooker named Alice broke my heart and robbed me of my will to live. Doesn't sound very fun, does it? But it's a fun read, I promise. Dark, but fun. Mesmerizing even! Brokenhearted, I moved from New York to Florida. That's where the first book ends. The second book you missed (I'm not mad at you. I'm just disappointed.) is called The Heroin Scene in Fort Myers, which is a very fitting title, believe me. Sometimes I'm a slow learner, so I dated my way through the heroin scene in Florida, and I couldn't figure out for years why I wasn't finding any wife material. But oh how I tried. And tried. In all the wrong places. Pretty sad. I'm not proud of it. After years of sad pathetic sex with heroin addicts I was a wreck. My younger self wouldn't have even recognized me. Lucy and Veronica had turned me into a broken, humiliated shell of a man. My heart had been ripped out of my chest so many times, it was a miracle I hadn't killed myself yet. (Seriously, it's a fun read. I promise!) At the end of the book I had it up to here with heroin addicts. I told myself never again would I let myself be sucked in by the sweet lies of manipulative, fake love. The name of the final chapter was NO MO HO. No more whores. I needed to change my life before my life was going to kill me. I hopped on a plane, back to my native Germany, to lick my wounds and heal before returning to America. That's where the second book ended. And now, for our third and final act...
If you're a fan of Dave Chappelle or John Oliver, you'll love this book. After writing a book about his bizarre adventures in America's underbelly, Oliver finally finds love among his readers on Goodreads. "I think it will become a standard for people who are dealing with loved ones struggling with addictions." ★★★★★ - B. Bridges, Amazon Review Dear Reader, You're a little late to the party. Where the hell have you been? This is already the third and final part of the trilogy, and you're only joining us now? Tsk tsk tsk. Let me get you up to speed on what you've missed so far: In book one, Going to New York, you missed the utterly fascinating, nay spellbinding saga of me growing up in Germany and later emigrating to New York. I was a brooding, troubled teenage hacker. Wow! Good stuff! It's almost like my life was the perfect kind of crazy to make a really awesome book! Anyway, being a teenage hacker came in handy later in life. I went from rags to riches thanks to my keen understanding of technology and how to use the web to my advantage. In New York I was married to Donna, a girl I had met online. She was an agoraphobic, prone to temper tantrums. And fun was had by all, which led to a divorce 16 years later. That's where the story gets really interesting. I began dating. It didn't go well. I was no good at it. OK, truth be told, I was really bad at it. Apparently I had terrible taste in women. A heroin-addicted hooker named Alice broke my heart and robbed me of my will to live. Doesn't sound very fun, does it? But it's a fun read, I promise. Dark, but fun. Mesmerizing even! Brokenhearted, I moved from New York to Florida. That's where the first book ends. The second book you missed (I'm not mad at you. I'm just disappointed.) is called The Heroin Scene in Fort Myers, which is a very fitting title, believe me. Sometimes I'm a slow learner, so I dated my way through the heroin scene in Florida, and I couldn't figure out for years why I wasn't finding any wife material. But oh how I tried. And tried. In all the wrong places. Pretty sad. I'm not proud of it. After years of sad pathetic sex with heroin addicts I was a wreck. My younger self wouldn't have even recognized me. Lucy and Veronica had turned me into a broken, humiliated shell of a man. My heart had been ripped out of my chest so many times, it was a miracle I hadn't killed myself yet. (Seriously, it's a fun read. I promise!) At the end of the book I had it up to here with heroin addicts. I told myself never again would I let myself be sucked in by the sweet lies of manipulative, fake love. The name of the final chapter was NO MO HO. No more whores. I needed to change my life before my life was going to kill me. I hopped on a plane, back to my native Germany, to lick my wounds and heal before returning to America. That's where the second book ended. And now, for our third and final act...
This is a story of six siblings and their friends. They are in their early to midtwenties living on a distant world called Harmony. Harmony is the world where the Zodiac signs are more than just an allegory to judge one another on. The Zodiac sign are the gods and goddesses on Harmony. In the past, there were thirteen signs that ruled Harmony. But after a horrible war, only twelve rules now. Lamar was dethroned as King God. After almost ten thousand years of peace, Lamar is back to take back his world, but one brat is in his way: Zenni. Lamar has rebuilt his power and sneaks his claws back into what’s going on Harmony’s politics. Because of that, Zenni has to deal with the council leaders of the twelve regions of Harmony challenging her ability to rule. The council leader acts as majorette puppets for Lamar. His ultimate goal is to take Zenni out before her birthday and replace her with Luna Bell. Zenni, the star of this story, is the coming-of-age queen goddess. She and her siblings and friends work together to protect each other. They still enjoy young adult activities and stay close to one another. Zenni is to rule all the signs and House of Pisces. She and her baby sister, Luna Bell, are a month away for their twenty-fifth and eighteenth birthday, on March 6. A whole month of celebrating is to start soon if they can manage to survive Lamar and the council leaders’ plots.
A hilarious and heart-warming novel, perfect for fans of Marian Keyes and Ali McNamara Lauren Connor doesn't usually tell lies. But when she meets Chris Fallon at a party hosted by her best friend Stella, somewhere between running out of small talk and agreeing to a date, she ends up telling a few inconsequential fibs to make herself seem more likeable. But now Lauren's going to have to deal with the consequences of her fabrications. And if that wasn't enough, she's about to get caught up in the crossfire of her well-intentioned friends and relatives. But could it be that Lauren isn't the only one telling lies . . . ?
This book is full of vivid and accurate observations of Piscean natives in a wide variety of relationships from lovers to bosses, friends and a full spectrum of family members. Herself a Pisces, Mary English presents wise counsel for dealing with them in each of those situations-what to expect in both day to day life and in crisis as well as strategies to cope when the going gets rough. Donna Cunningham, US Astrological Author
Have you ever wondered how to get a flirtatious Gemini to commit? Satisfy a Scorpio’s insatiable sexual appetite? Persuade a thrifty Taurus to take you out on a real date? Shakespeare once wrote, “All is fair in love and war.” Fortunately, your battleplan is in the stars. Following up on the success of Astrologically Incorrect, expert astrologer-with-an-attitude Terry Marlowe shows you how to win your lover’s heart, keep ‘em mesmerized in the bedroom, and wield power in personal relationships. Astrologically Incorrect for Lovers exposes the fetishes, neuroses, and relationship hang-ups of every sign of the zodiac. If you’re looking for insight to coax and coerce your lover into asking you out, popping the question, or simply screwing the cap back on the toothpaste, this irreverent guide is all you need. With Astrologically Incorrect for Lovers under your pillow you’ll be able to charm and manipulate any lover under the sun.