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Sloths Don't Run is the story of two rainforest creatures who embark on an unlikely adventure -- running The Great Rainforest Race. The pair proves that with hard work they can do what seemed impossible, and learn the true meaning of courage along the way.
Here is a rollicking parody of the self-help genre, one that skewers the couch-bound, apathetic mentality so pervasive in America today. With tongue in cheek, Sloth guides readers step-by-step toward a life of noncommittal inertia. "You have the right to be lazy," writes Wasserstein. "You can choose not to respond. You can choose not to move." Readers will find out the importance of Lethargiosis--the process of eliminating energy and drive, the vital first step in becoming a sloth. To help you attain the perfect state of indolent bliss, the book offers a wealth of self-help aids. Readers will find the sloth songbook, sloth breakfast bars (packed with sugar, additives, and a delicious touch of Ambien), sloth documentaries (such as the author's 12-hour epic on Thomas Aquinas), and the sloth network, channel 823, programming guaranteed not to stimulate or challenge in any way. ("It may be difficult to distinguish between this and other channels, but only on channel 823 can you watch me sleeping.") Readers will also learn the top ten lies about Sloth, the ten commandments of Sloth, the SLOTH mantra, even the "too-much ten"--over-achievers such as Marie Curie, Shakespeare, and William the Conqueror. You will discover how to become a sloth in your diet, exercise, work, and even love-life (true love leads to passion, she warns, and passion is the biggest enemy of sloth). Wendy Wasserstein is one of America's great comic writers--one who always has a serious point to her humor. Here, as she pokes fun at the self-help industry, she also satirizes the legion of Americans who are cultural and political sloths.
From the top of the Thunder Trees, news filters down that Sloth's birthday party is to be held that very day at 3.00. The animals busily prepare for the celebrations: the Baboons bake the cake, the Potteroos stitch him the finest Birthday Shoes, and the guests assemble. But where is Sloth? And how long can the animals wait for him to arrive? A cautionary tale for those of a tardy disposition..
The Magic of Shoes by Saudah Aziz Sheba was born in America, but her father and ancestors are from West Africa. Sheba’s family celebrated her birth with a new pair of shoes. Ever since then, new shoes create a magical spirit that protects Sheba. On her sixth birthday, Sheba visits her family in Ghana. At first she is happy to receive a new pair of sandals. But when she puts them on her feet something happens: the sandals are different; they look different, feel different, and smell different. Each new pair of shoes that Sheba receives gives Sheba a different attitude. Sheba begins to develop positive relationships by using the love in the magic shoes.
Wildlife conservationist Sam Trull shares a stunning and intimate look at one of the rainforest’s cutest and most captivating species.
Sloth's phone rings and rings. He races across the room to answer the call, but he's a sloth, so it takes a while. The phone says he's won an afternoon shopping spree! Can the sloth get to the store in time to claim his prize? Yes, but it's going to take an impromptu zipline, a missed bus, a parkful of trees, an oblivious ice-cream vendor, a rainbow hang glider, and an out-of-control shopping cart to make it happen. As soon as the spree begins, the sloth crashes into a pillow display and falls asleep, exhausted from excitement. When he awakes, he finds himself the proud and happy owner of several fine new pillows. Mission accomplished.
Sloth sleeps a lot. His favorite thing to do is to take a nice, peaceful nap. But the other jungle animals are very busy and very noisy, too. Kangaroo is always jumping on her trampoline; Elephant is always lifting weights. However, Monkey finds out the hard way that he’s no good at lifting weights, and Elephant can’t jump on the trampoline very well. The animals learn that everyone does something best--and Sloth’s best talent is sleeping!