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High-schooler Masahiko Murai has exactly one thing going for him: a keen sense of smell. Not exactly the sort of defining trait that helps someone become one of the popular kids, especially given the malodorous scents he finds particularly appealing. But that's okay. He's set the bar pretty low in terms of his expectations. He doesn't have to be cool or popular -- or even liked. Just as long as he isn't the biggest loser, he can get by. As luck would have it, there's always been one rung lower on his class's social ladder, but when the "biggest loser" gets a girlfriend, a panicked Masahiko pulls a name out of his past -- Haruka Mizusawa -- playing the long-distance relationship card in a desperate attempt to keep his worst nightmare from becoming reality. Naturally everyone's skeptical, but when Haruka shows up at school the next day and backs up Masahiko's story, their skepticism is quickly laid to rest. You'd think that Masahiko was off the hook... But what he failed to share with his classmates was that Haruka actually died years earlier...so who's turned up wearing her face, and why is she playing along with him at all...? Masahiko's about to learn that there are far more horrifying fates than being the biggest loser in school...
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"JAZZ APPLE ARMAGEDDON," Part One The fate of the world rests in the hands of the worst person on it! NEW ONGOING SERIES from the writer of DEADLY CLASS! RICK REMENDER launches an all-new comedy espionage series, THE SCUMBAG—the story of Ernie Ray Clementine, a profane, illiterate, drug-addicted biker with a fifth-grade education. He’s the only thing standing between us and total Armageddon because this dummy accidentally received a power-imbuing serum, making him the world’s most powerful super spy. This new ongoing series will feature a murderers’ row of all-star artistic talent rotating each issue. The first issue showcases the stunning work of LEWIS LaROSA, with subsequent chapters and covers by brilliant talents such as ANDREW ROBINSON, ERIC POWELL, TULA LOTAY, WES CRAIG, ROLAND BOSCHI, SIMONE DI MEO, MARGUERITE SAUVAGE, DUNCAN FEGREDO, YANICK PAQUETTE, MIKE McKONE, DAVE JOHNSON, MORENO DINISIO, and many more!
“Night Trix Oxide’s Standing On The Edge” is a collaboration of prose, and rambles as seen through the eyes of the persona Night Trix Oxide. Night Trix Oxide’s words are introspective and searching for answers to questions. She may sometimes come across as severe, but she scatters lighter thoughts throughout her work with her hopes and dreams. Night Trix Oxide stands on the edge of life and faces reality with little armor but her emotion, with just her words to defend her. Read along and discover the strength that keeps her going, keeps her standing at the edge, Night Trix Oxide!
John is just a guy. Nothing special. Nothing to write home about. John also might be dead any day now. Opening this book will give you a glimpse into the thoughts of a very plain, unmotivated, and lonely man. Stuffed Squirrels & Porcelain Angels deals with many serious subjects, as well as ventures down a humorous, yet dark road of social etiquette and behavior. Warning, this book contains strong language as well as violent behavior and disturbing imagery. It is intended for adults, but if you snuck behind your parent's back and are reading this, then pay close attention. Also make sure to feed the cat and take out the trash.
Terror stalks the streets of Bayou Breaux, Louisiana. A suspected murderer is free on a technicality, and the cop accused of planting evidence against him is ordered off the case. But Detective Nick Fourcade refuses to walk away. He’s stepped over the line before. This case threatens to push him over the edge. He’s not the only one. Deputy Annie Broussard found the woman’s mutilated body. She still hears the phantom echoes of dying screams. She wants justice. But pursuing the investigation will mean forming an alliance with a man she doesn’t trust and making enemies of the men she works with. It will mean being drawn into the confidence of a killer. For Annie Broussard, finding justice will mean risking everything—including her life. The search for the truth has begun—one that will lead down a twisted trail through the steamy bayous of Louisiana, and deep into the darkest reaches of the human heart.
"Snake Hips" follows an Arab-American woman through her adventures in love and belly dancing.
Youve probably never given any thought to what life might be like for a man living and working in a womans world. However, if you were to ask G. Edwin Crandall, you might be enlightened by what he has to say. He is what a man should be:idealistic, sensible, good humored, dashing, witty, sensual, genuine, and determined.He's not your ordinary man about town. Among other things, hes an extraordinary hairstylist with an intriguing story to tell and hes not just talking shop. Even though most women find him easy to confide in, he has promises and secrets he must keep, layered with a few of his own deep dark secrets scattered here and there. Through a succession of life's lessons, Edwin embraces hisnurturingside early, discovering theres more to life than just another pretty face. Enter his world and join him forle voyage de votre vie, where the story will unfold to uncover his rise to fame, close encounters, trouble in paradise, and his ultimate realization that women with great style dont merely dazzle they inspire and can rock your world.