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After a deadly bite from Morningwood’s sexiest vampire, it’s official—my bad decisions royally suck. I thought living the dead life would finally land Vail and me on our path to a well-deserved happily ever after. But after countless sleepless nights, an insatiable appetite, and a growing list of enemies, I’m beginning to wonder if my set of bangin’ new fangs was a mistake. With my powerful skill set, Vail and I plan to conquer our enemies and save our worthy cause. But after a teeny-tiny taste of vampire bloodlust, I can’t even save myself. My fragile self-control hangs in a dangerous balance between naive, innocent princess and vicious, evil queen. Who knew that when my heart stopped, I would become so … heartless? I don’t want to spend my time hunting villains and wreaking a royal havoc. But the never-ending battle for my royal blood leaves me with no choice. If I want a future at Bostwick, I have to put on my big-girl crown and embrace my newfangled role, stopping my enemies once and for all. I don’t need princess charms or rainbows and butterflies when I can easily crush the world under my wicked glass slippers.
From jilted princess bride to a revenge plot fit for a king, this charming couple is royally screwed … As I lived my best royal life, my only job as a princess was to find and marry a handsome prince. Too bad Prince Theo turned out to be more of a toad. After I began losing my powers, he lost interest in our upcoming wedding. Not only did Theo leave me at the altar, but he also banished me and my merry band of misfits from the Kingdom of Poppycock forever. Talk about a walk of shame! From enchanted castle to crumbling cottage, I’m now stuck in Morningwood, struggling to plot my next move. This strange little town, full of mischief and magic, is the perfect place to hide while I practice my spells and hopefully regain my powers. What could possibly go wrong? Other than accidentally summoning a mysterious male vampire who throws me off my quest and gets my blood boiling in all the right places. And my blood is exactly what Vail and his brotherhood need for their top-secret laboratory. Who would have thought my charming royal genes could help their dangerous mission? As long as Vail keeps his fangs to himself, we won’t have a problem. His hands though? That’s another story entirely. My taste for revenge is strong, but his taste for me is stronger. Could this be my fairy-tale ending? Or am I destined to live a nightmare? Author’s note: Royally Drained is a paranormal romcom with a few dark themes. This is book 1 in the VILF series and ends with a cliff-hanger.
After a horrifying stroke of bad luck, I’m starting to think I’m royally cursed. Just when I thought happily ever after was on the horizon, fate turned my life upside down, leaving my vampire lover picking up the pieces from a night that shattered us both. Instead of fulfilling my royal destiny by riding off in an enchanted chariot after the investor ball, I was whisked away in the back of a cop car and treated like a wicked stepsister in the scariest place imaginable—the human world. Mirror Mirror on the wall … who’s my enemy after all? I’ve trained my entire life to be a princess, but being a prisoner isn’t in my blood. Will Vail be my white knight, rescuing me after I vanished from his arms? Or am I destined to stay lost forever? I’m beginning to believe Morningwood is my happily never after. Author’s note: Royally Cursed is a paranormal rom-com with a few dark themes. This is book 2 in the VILF series and ends with a cliff-hanger.
Finding love in The Big Easy is a gamble … especially when he’s your new boss. Event planner Samantha Masson had sworn off alpha men after a nasty divorce. The last thing she was looking for was a man with an ego bigger than his bank account. Too bad that was exactly what she found when she spent a wild night in the arms of a masked stranger. Planning a Halloween masquerade gala for the infamous Victor Beaumont made a nice addition to her reputable portfolio. She just hadn’t planned on becoming a notch on his bedpost … or falling for him in the process. But there was more to the man behind the mask … Millionaire Victor Beaumont owned the largest rum distillery in New Orleans. He had power, wealth, and all that came with it, including the crushing weight of responsibility. He would gladly walk away from everything for a chance to be his own man, but tradition wouldn’t allow it … and neither would his pride. As a skilled actor, he had everyone fooled with his arrogance and charming wit. Until he met the infuriatingly talented and beautiful Samantha, who saw right through him. From rendezvous to romance, he couldn’t keep his hands off of her. To keep her, he would have to take his mask off once and for all … Previously titled Mr. Big Ego
DTF. Support your local girl gang! Me and my dirty, tough female besties were hell—and tacos on wheels. Who knew that my homemade Shizzle Sauce would be the key ingredient to my happily ever after? Destiny had a wicked sense of humor—that was for sure. After surviving a toxic relationship, I vowed to never let myself be controlled by a man again. With the help of my girl gang, I was rebuilding my life—one taco at a time. My trusty snack wagon—The Pink Taco Truck—hadn’t steered me wrong yet. This time, it led me straight to a hottie restaurant owner with a sexy Australian accent, who just so happened to love my secret sauce. He made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. But that wasn’t the only thing I was unable to turn down. Jay was everything I could ever want in a man, but he wasn’t without heartache of his own. In fact, he’d been around the world, and he had the baggage to prove it. Good thing I was always up for an adventure!
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Rub one out with this genie, and you’re guaranteed to get more than three wishes. As a workaholic writer, I’m used to chasing down the latest story. As a single lady, I’m also used to pursuing that perfect O, all by my lonesome. But this time, the story is a ghost hunt … literally. My hometown of Morningwood has been experiencing supernatural activity lately, and I’m headed home to investigate the ridiculous rumors. I don’t believe in ghosts. At least, I didn’t until a sexy, comedic genie named Dylan popped out of a big blue dildo and right into my bed. I’m certain this is a postorgasmic haze, or maybe I’m dreaming. But this ghostly guy can ride my magic carpet anytime. Dylan has lost his ability to grant wishes, thanks to a spell from my witchy great-aunt Karen, but he’s never lost his magic touch. Talk about horny and hexed! The only way to break his curse is to find the matching toy to his “lamp,” hidden in a town I’m now convinced might be haunted. From boogeymen to butt plugs, our hilarious adventure is nothing short of epic!
Falling at the feet of your former flame is a romcom-worthy reunion. But Jules Turner isn’t laughing. Swapping sweet tea for herbal, she leaves behind small-town Mississippi and trades her Southern roots for a yoga mat and sunny California. But no amount of love and light can shield her namaste from her meddlesome mother’s scheming and matchmaking. Some things never change … Like Todd Miller. He’s just as ruggedly handsome—and handsy—as he was in high school. When he learns that his teenage crush is finally back in town, he plans to pick up right where they left off on prom night. His big move? Convincing her to be his fake wife for their class reunion to fool their old high school bullies in the ultimate prank. But they quickly learn they’re really only fooling themselves. What happens when they can’t keep their hands off of each other and their fake romance turns into something real? Previously published under the title Hotty Toddy.
Gimme an F! F! Gimme a U! U! What’s that spell? FU! Graduating Forks University Fashion Academy was the first step in my carefully designed plan to make a name for myself and my label, Minx, in the fashion world. Being pestered by playboy Preston Lancaster was a tale as old as time. But being turned on by my big brother’s prankster best friend was the latest—and I was a notorious trendsetter. From faux pas to ménage à trois, my feelings for Preston were getting too haute to handle while my relationship with my boyfriend, Jeff, was becoming so last season. I was a Beta Alpha Delta—a BAD girl for life—and Jeff was a Delta Iota Kappa—the DIK of my dreams. But even our Greek letters couldn’t hold us together when my Prince Charming turned into a completely jealous psycho. Preston came to my rescue, but now, he was standing in my way. I needed to stay focused on my fast track to the runway. After all, he was my sworn enemy. But it didn’t feel that way when I was wrapped up in his arms—and in his sheets. My resolve was hanging on by a thread … and so were my panties. Previously published under the title Sew Haute.
In my tiny hometown of Gillibrook, I’d tried to find the yee to my haw, but instead, I’d kept finding the hell to my naw. As a triple-crowned county-fair pageant queen, I had grown used to the winner’s circle. But after one too many romps in the hay with local cowboys, I’d only knocked boots with a bunch of losers. I’d met every Tom, Dick, and hillbilly this side of the mountain, and they’d all turned out to be no-good sons of biscuit-eaters. I didn’t want to settle for a consolation prize. I played to win the blue ribbon. So, I’d traded my boots for suits and packed my bags for a taste of city life. But after that dirty rascal Tommy Pickins broke my heart, I’d learned the pastures weren’t always greener on the other side of the fence, so I hightailed it back home to my roots on a trail of shame. I tried to lay low at Buck Off Ranch, but small-town gossip traveled faster than a twister through a trailer park. Once my high school sweetheart, West Miller, caught news of my arrival, he sauntered right back into my life with a score to settle. But his challenge was just another contest I could easily win. One flutter of my lashes, and I would charm him right out of his chaps. I wasn’t the same innocent country girl who had left this place, and bad-boy West was about to learn a very hard lesson. After all, this ain’t my first rodeo.