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Laughter makes life easier. When times get tough, a good joke can lift spirits and lighten heavy moments. Humor helps us gain perspective, bonding us together in those "can you believe it?" moments of shared mirth. Because let's face it - life can be messy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious sometimes. That's why this collection aims to spark smiles by taking comedic shots at familiar life targets. Drawing laughter out of those odd everyday instances we can all relate to, these quips, one-liners, and longer-form jokes help comedy spread like joyful germs. Because nothing improves a bad mood like belly laughs over a hilarious quip you just can't wait to repeat (whether your audience appreciates it quite as much or not!). From relationships, to work, to rambunctious pets, blundering mishaps, and fast-growing kids, this digest draws humor out of life's comedy goldmines. The embarrassing, absurd, ridiculous and sublime all get spotlighted here. Consider it a passport for lighter passage when you just really need to roar at life's inaccuracies and surprises. Because sometimes, the best salve is simply sharing in laughter's contagious ring. It connects us to one another and to those "ah yes, truth!" moments we thought we alone endured. And even when (make that especially when) the going gets tough, a timely guffaw over an on-point punchline can make everything easier to take. It infuses hope's promise that things eventually work out, despite how utterly weird today got. So have fun shooting the breeze around life's irregularities. Pass jokes around to spread the mirth far and wide. Inside you'll uncover new comedic looks at old familiar territories. Get Ready, Aim, and delight in Funny hitting familiar targets once more as you pass laughter's medicine forward!
Ready, aim, I do!: "He awoke with a ring on his finger. Only problem was Specialist Jason Grant couldn't remember a wedding. But he did recognize the beautiful woman in his Vegas hotel suite as CIA operative Ginger Olin. Being newlyweds was the perfect cover to expose whoever was targeting Jason. Then Gin laid down ground rules. Passion and affection were for the public only. In private, it was hands off. But as Jason's hunger for his make-believe wife battled with his professional dedication, their "just for show" behavior had him yearning to make Gin his wife for real"--Publisher.
Help students learn to write while encouraging them to write about topics that interest them. Open-ended activities cover generating ideas, prewriting, sequencing, writing final drafts, and proofreading.
Vashti believes that she cannot draw, but her art teacher's encouragement leads her to change her mind and she goes on to encourage another student who feels the same as she had.
R.D.Aim is a D.E.A. agent investigating a cabin owned by Blue Herron Lodge, where a meth lab is thought to be found. Jodi Ellis is part of the ladies who own the lodge. She doesn’t appreciate finding an agent on her property, nor a drug lab. When Doug, a.k.a. Ready is injured, he crawls to the lodge where they take him in against the ‘women only’ rule. They hide him when they have lady guests. He is nurtured and coddled much to the disgust of Jodi’s mother, Chrys. When the drug bust goes down, all hell breaks loose.
Help students learn to write while encouraging them to write about topics that interest them. Open-ended activities cover generating ideas, prewriting, sequencing, writing final drafts, and proofreading.
Mateo Romero is living the dream as a beach attendant on the turquoise waters of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, helping families get the most of their vacations by day and rescuing kids in need by night. The last thing he expects is to meet Darby Benson, an uptight tourist who has the audacity to call him a stalker. Everywhere he goes, she’s there—either in distress or starting trouble. He should steer clear, but something about her draws him in. Her snide remarks infuriate him, but when she smiles, he forgets why he ever found her irritating in the first place. And he can’t have that—it goes against his first rule: “no getting involved with tourists.” Darby Benson, destination wedding extraordinaire, never expected she would still be unmarried at thirty-four years old. She didn’t imagine her boyfriend of twelve years would ask her to plan a romantic getaway for two only to propose to her assistant. Yet, here she is, single, on vacation alone, trying to avoid her ex and his new fiancée. To make matters worse, she keeps running into Mateo Romero, a local who seems hell-bent on sticking his nose in her business. Everywhere she turns, Mateo is there, offering advice, stepping in where he isn’t needed, being far too sexy for anyone’s good. Annoyance shifts to flirtation, and eventually, they can’t deny their attraction. Darby worries she’s being set up for her next heartbreak. Mateo is ready to give her his heart. If they can get on the same page, their romance could be one to last a lifetime.
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