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Rules are meant to be broken in this laugh-out-loud picture book about staying true to yourself. One little girl gets her greatest wish of becoming a princess only to discover that the rules of royalty are no fun. She has to have perfect hair and eat daintily and dance gracefully — boring! So, she decides to make up her own rules... A delightfully subversive picture book that teaches girls to be themselves — clumsy dancing, crazy scribbling and all. "This ironic take on the Cinderella story is one that will delight many readers." — Reading Time.com
There's a serious problem in the realm. Royal families still practice the tradition of locking away their first born daughters in the booby-trapped lairs of monsters-all in the hopes that brave knights will rescue them. Prince Francis and his trusted companion Gavin, a wise-cracking pig, aim to end this barbaric tradition. Now they travel the realm promoting P.E.T.P-Princes for the Ethical Treatment of Princesses. They set their sights on Pretty, the most beautiful princess and one that no knight has yet been able to rescue. But saving Pretty from a prison made of the strongest goblin stone is only the beginning. The princess is not what she seems! Join our heroes on a hilarious-and dysfunctional-journey. But remember, this isn't your child's fairy tale. Prepare yourself for flamboyant princes, shameless pig sex, and untold armies of rats and flies. Snuggle up and get ready for your bedtime story.
Follow Pretty Princess Pig as she gets ready to throw a party by painting the dining room, baking, and digging up flowers.
Meet Makayla, a pretty black princess who lives in a castle far, far away. Although she has cute dresses, a sparkling tiara, and a shiny wand, she discovers in this rhyming 30 page picture book that being a princess isn't just about her fancy things. Instead, what makes her a princess is what lies within!
Thirty delightful full-page illustrations depict scenes from daily life around the palace: playing croquet with a prince, taking tea with the ladies-in-waiting, dancing, making music, horseback riding, and other charming pastimes.
Who says learning about manners has to be boring? Join six of your favorite Disney Princesses - Snow White, Jasmine, Ariel, Belle, Sleeping Beauty, and Cinderella - for delightful stories and helpful advice on manners, including such gems as: "Meeting New People. Be on your best behavior when you visit a king - even if you're the daughter of a Sultan. "Being Polite. Don't interrupt-except for something important, like a fire-breathing dragon. " Apologizing. Have you enraged the King of the Seven Seas… again? Here's how to apologize. " Table Manners. If there is one thing you never forget, try not to sneeze on your fellow Dwarfs, especially in front of Snow White! This beautifully illustrated book includes 12 sheets of stationery with matching envelopes, plus a sheet of full-color stickers, so little princesses can write their own thank-you notes. Learning manners has never been so much fun!
Little girls will fall in love with their favorite Disney Princesses all over again with this beautiful board book that includes seven princess puzzles. From Cinderella and Belle to Rapunzel and Tiana, girls can read each princess’s enchanting tale of true love. Then, they can assemble the fun jigsaw puzzles to see scenes of the princesses with their princes. A special “happily ever after” poem is included just for readers, and best of all, this second edition features a newly lowered price point!
Klein I heard noises in my kitchen and when I went downstairs to check, there was an intruder waiting for me behind the counter. The intruder who didn't break in to steal, but still ended up stealing my heart.Lorraine Clarke!She broke into my house- not once but twice, and both the times I was more than happy to entertain her as my very own precious guest. Except, I wanted to change that guest status as soon as possible. I wanted to claim her as my own so that I could cherish her as my little girl. One who would look at her Papa for her every single need even if it's as basic as getting a bath or a change before bed.Author's Note: The book contains strong sexual material- including but not limited to spanking, arousing and punishment scenes and is meant to be read by adults only. This is an age play story and if you are not comfortable with girl calling his partner daddy/ papa during the sex, then this book is not for you.***
A place to which a wizard withdraws from the world to pursue mastery. A place of magic and plasms and grotesques and horrors and treasures and doorways to other worlds. A place which, when abandoned by the wizard but with its treasures and dangers remaining more or less intact, is a terrible and antic catastrophe in process. A place which makes for marvelous location-based adventures. This book provides rules, guidelines, tables, and suggestions for creating wizards seclusia for your own campaigns, and features three sample seclusia in various stages of completion, including the Seclusium of Orphone of the Three Visions. Suitable for characters of all levels, usable with Lamentations of the Flame Princess Weird Fantasy Role-Playing and other traditional role-playing games.
"Pretty Cinderella Has dainty little feet. Just the sort of princess A prince would love to meet!" Original poems about Snow White, Ariel, Belle, Cinderella, and other Disney Princesses are featured in this delightful padded board book with foil-edged pages.