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OMG! I Married the Devil is engaging, funny, thoughtful, and one of the goofiest books I’ve read (that’s a good thing!) — J. Lloyd Morgan, author of The Night the Port-A-Potty Burned Down Jill will do just about anything to avoid the "cat lady" label. And she has a “hope chest” containing all her heart’s desires to prove it. She longs for a masculine, wood-chopping, Speedo-clad muscle man who glistens from sweat in the sunshine. But when she meets Jack, a happy-go-lucky schizophrenic former sanitation worker who’s convinced he’s the devil, she learns that every nobody is someone’s somebody. Jill knows that no one’s perfect. And because Jack pales in comparison to the long list of losers she’s dated, she’s willing to overlook his quirks, but his growing supernatural powers leave her questioning her beliefs. Her desperate attempts to avoid becoming the cat lady while retaining her sanity leads her to hire an inept exorcist and a Voodoo Priest, proving love has no bounds — even if it lands her in hell. OMG! I Married the Devil, a wickedly hilarious, laugh-out-loud, heartwarming romantic comedy, explores the ups and downs of the dating scene, serving as a user’s guide for loving the supernaturally challenged.
"Honey, I Think I’m The Devil is engaging, funny, thoughtful, and one of the goofiest books I’ve read (that’s a good thing!)" — J. Lloyd Morgan, author of The Night the Port-A-Potty Burned Down Jack, a happy-go-lucky, down-on-his-luck guy has a talent for keeping things tidy, even if it's just the trash. Waste management engineer by day, and an unassuming hero by fate, Jack's about to discover that even the garbage can hit the cosmic fan! An angelic bet hurls Jack into a whirlwind of divine mischief. Jack's world gets turned upside down as Lucifer's apprentice. In the depths of his despair, he meets Jill—a woman whose smile can melt butter in a blizzard. Jack must face his alter ego in a showdown that could spell the end for everything celestial and terrestrial. Will Jack's love for Jill be strong enough to thwart Lucifer and save the universe? With its laugh-out-loud lunacy, heartfelt moments, and a cast of characters redefining what it means to fight for love, Honey, I Think I'm The Devil, is a roller coaster ride through love's loop-the-loops.
This is my testimony of being married to a man, who was a wolf in sheep's clothing. A depiction of a narcissistic man who's only goal was to deceive, for his own entertainment. He destroyed everything and everyone in his wake. This is a true story of how being desperate to be loved caused my life to be destroyed. I hope that my struggle within my relationship and within myself is helpful to someone that may be having the same experiences. Love starts from within and far too many people have not learned to love themselves before trying to love someone else. It's easier than you realize to fall into this trap. Blind love is dangerous; blindly loving the wrong man is a death sentence.
This is the 2nd installment of the series Married to the Devil. Lamar and Capri are just getting into a rotation in the relationship now that they live together. Karis, the other baby mama from DC, is still pregnant. A marriage proposal for Capri should mean that they are in the honeymoon stage of the relationship since it's so new, but things couldn't be any rockier...or could it?
If you've ever experienced that quirky eyed look that speaks as loudly as the words themselves, this should be an interesting read for you. Those of you who are single, or have spent much time of your adulthood being single, know what it means to be drilled by family, friends, even people you hardly know, about that infamous date. When is it all going to happen? Choosing a mate, or not choosing one, is an action that most of us never even considered spiritual. Popular media says one thing, God says another. OMG! You're Not Married... Yet? explores some of the hurdles of the single life while pointing out some of the crucial "do nots" for the person who has not said "I do".
The thrill of the earth experience is the reconnection of two spirits that were created as one. If the man ultimately marries the feminine side of himself, and the woman marries the masculine side of herself, they would refuse to ever be without the other. You can only divorce someone that you were never one with, to begin with. Wherefore, if you were one, how could you even contemplate divorcing yourself? As noted by my publicist, “basically, you have made it clear what you are interested in, what you look to avoid, and what you’re hoping to instill as it relates to the interconnection and compatibility of individuals.” Since my life is more about ministry, I choose to quietly and patiently, wait on “purpose.” Boaz or “No-az,” “that’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.” Prepare for a lot of transparent moments, and many profound nuggets. Entertainingly so, my writings are uniquely colored by both comedic relief, “reality shows,” and even commentary that may sound overstated or distasteful in your opinion. Even as I am unapologetic in my writing approach, you might want to brace yourself for an engaging “ride” and an intriguing read, as this will likely be one of the most “blackish” books that you have ever read.
JON BISHOP IS ABOUT TO BECOME THE SOUP-OF-THE-DAY! Shackled, caged, and guarded, Jon must find a way out of the caves very soon, or die. The bad news? No human has ever escaped from the demon world. The good news? There is no good news. READ WITH CAUTION
Fans of Sophie Kinsella and Lindsey Kelk, meet Emma Garcia. Vivienne Summers may very well become your next favourite heroine and the one you will want to keep visiting over and over.' Good Books and a Cup of Tea This ISN'T a book about babies... It IS about two people, one unexpected pregnancy and a question... Viv and Max were best friends for years, then they were lovers and then it all went terribly wrong. Now finally they are to be reunited. Viv feels sick. Not just with nerves at seeing the gorgeous Max again, but because there's a small chance she might, quite possibly, most definitely, be pregnant. It's thrilling. But also terrifying. At thirty-two Viv doesn't have a job, only eats fruit when there's nothing else, and can barely meet the needs of her foster cat. And whilst she knows that Max is the love of her life, they don't exactly have the most stable relationship. Then, as Viv's long-lost mother reappears on the scene and they all end up sharing an apartment, all hell breaks loose. HOW ON EARTH ARE THEY GOING TO COPE? OMG Baby! is the hilarious, cringe-worthy and touching sequel to Never Google Heartbreak. What people are saying about Emma Garcia 'This book picks up where Garcia's brilliant debut Never Google Heartbreak left off and it's great to catch up with Viv and Max. Garcia's ingenious wit and characterisation once again shine through... Another laugh-out-loud read from a hugely talented writer'. Chick Lit Club 'Her cracking pace and rapier wit, together with her robust and honest prose will be bound to win Emma Garcia a sackful of fans. Perfect for lovers of Bridesmaids and Caitlin Moran.'Red Magazine 'To say that this book was eagerly awaited is an absolute understatement. Following on from NEVER GOOGLE HEARTBREAK, OMG Baby! reconnects us with Viv and Max in all their fabulously sarcastic glory. The chemistry between these two characters is not only believable but so captivating. Viv and Max have the makings of a married couple but will they ever get that far?' A Page of Love
This novel is a work of fiction. The main characters are pure inventions and imaginations of the author. It has no relations to anyone dead or alive as far as I know. The two countries and continent, which the novel is based on, are genuineUnited Kingdom, Nigeria and Africa. I lived in UK, while researching and writing this novel, so I relied on memories that were good, bad, ugly, travels, events, experiences from friends, families, neighbors, and many peoples accounts of natural, cultural, and social history of Africans and Nigerians in United Kingdom in the sixties through to todays UK. Such are the diversity and values of these sources to-me and other interested people who may be willing to know the facts underpinning the writing of this fiction. This work of fiction has a lot of raunchy, romantic and sexual scenes, which is based on experiences of young women, who arrived in UK and disapprovingly but, rather shockingly find out that UK is not exactly a county covered in milk and honey, but, rather it can be as daunting and has snapshots of vices as can be found in any other cosmopolitan town.