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Jarieth Prendergast is an ex-pat Irishman, an aging punk rocker, a film snob, a copy-shop employee, and a truly desperate man. His marriage is in tatters and his career as an avant-garde artist is a non-starter. As the book opens, Jarleth receives a letter from his lawyer about a possible inheritance from his Aunt, and promptly falls into fits of delusion as hilarious as they are utterly pathetic. An extraordinary first novel that melds an Irish writer's high style and penchant for belly laughs with the grotesque smash-and-grab energy of pre-9/11 New York.
Amoral, cunning, ruthless, and instructive, this multi-million-copy New York Times bestseller is the definitive manual for anyone interested in gaining, observing, or defending against ultimate control – from the author of The Laws of Human Nature. In the book that People magazine proclaimed “beguiling” and “fascinating,” Robert Greene and Joost Elffers have distilled three thousand years of the history of power into 48 essential laws by drawing from the philosophies of Machiavelli, Sun Tzu, and Carl Von Clausewitz and also from the lives of figures ranging from Henry Kissinger to P.T. Barnum. Some laws teach the need for prudence (“Law 1: Never Outshine the Master”), others teach the value of confidence (“Law 28: Enter Action with Boldness”), and many recommend absolute self-preservation (“Law 15: Crush Your Enemy Totally”). Every law, though, has one thing in common: an interest in total domination. In a bold and arresting two-color package, The 48 Laws of Power is ideal whether your aim is conquest, self-defense, or simply to understand the rules of the game.
Dread has just come home to Rochester, New York from and upstate bid. Now that he is back home he’s trying to figure out how to be a stand up guy. For himself and his lady Udding. Everything is peaceful at home but Dread is still not feeling right because he still hasn’t found a job. After one call from his homeboy LB, Dread is thinking about doing a quick run to get a few dollars so he can put some money in his house. While hanging with LB, Dread is introduced to his connect Dollaz. Dollaz shows Dread what kind of money he could be making and the temptation becomes too much to resist. Dread dives head first back into the game. With Dollaz as a connect he starts making more money than he ever had. Well as the saying goes more money more problems. Dread is about to learn this lesson the hard way. With him making move and getting money, people in the streets start to take notice. In the end he will face the truth about the people he had close to him. The question is will he be able to say he got his get back from the ones that turned on him?
After pouring her heart out to Truth expressing the feelings she has for him. Sundae is shocked to learn he wants nothing to do with her. Deciding to move on with her life despite wanting to be his girlfriend she focuses on her son and her business. Sundae's friend and business partner Jade pushes her to get back into the dating game. She's not sure if she's ready to date. When an unexpected guest shows up will she hear him out or move on with her life for good? Truth born and raised in Philadelphia takes his hustle to Baltimore after his old boss see's his potential and decide to give him and his best friend Bay their own territory. Distracted by the beautiful women surrounding him Truth slips up making him a father before he's ready, but can he deal with the drama his baby momma brings. One thing Truth is certain about is his love for Sundae. When he's hit with shattering news will he take it out on her this time pushing her away forever?
Whose truth is the lie? Stay up all night reading the sensational psychological thriller that has readers obsessed, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Too Late and It Ends With Us. #1 New York Times Bestseller · USA Today Bestseller · Globe and Mail Bestseller · Publishers Weekly Bestseller Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of bestselling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity’s notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn’t expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read. Page after page of bone-chilling admissions, including Verity's recollection of the night her family was forever altered. Lowen decides to keep the manuscript hidden from Jeremy, knowing its contents could devastate the already grieving father. But as Lowen’s feelings for Jeremy begin to intensify, she recognizes all the ways she could benefit if he were to read his wife’s words. After all, no matter how devoted Jeremy is to his injured wife, a truth this horrifying would make it impossible for him to continue loving her.
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#1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!
Punk Rock & Mental Illness: A Love Story More Stable Than We Are Writings, Poetry, Insanity, Photography, & Excerpts of A Monster or A Goddess, Not Sure Which One Though Written by: Emily Ryan Photography by: Emily Ryan Having a loud and noisy mind is the fire you need to write true honest and raw emotions into words that most can't even comprehend about themselves. Battling depression, insomnia, anxiety, and bipolar/borderline personality disorder while also trying to live your life is an everlasting struggle with oneself. After living an oversaturated life of self-destruction, partying, friends, legal troubles, going to see and playing in punk rock bands, sex, skateboarding, drugs, fast cars, more sex, violence, booze, more drugs, boyfriends, and traveling the country (plus more bullshit that you’ll just have to read to know), dealing with mental illness can become your super power if you know what to do with it, which you will see in the Emily’s ‘rough around the edge’ raw style of writing and expressing honest thoughts that most would never speak aloud or have the balls to admit. We all feel fucked up in the head sometimes, and it helps to read something you can relate to. This is Book #1 in the series, 'PUNK ROCK & MENTAL ILLNESS' and the second book will be out released later in 2020. This collection is compiled of Emily Ryan's unpublished works, such as: poetry, song lyrics, excerpts from personal and professional journals, short stories, late night thoughts, and hey, maybe a few mental breakdowns!All photography was also done by Emily and are just a few in a large professional collection of her travels across the USA. All photography in all the books in this new series will be done by the author as well. Emily Ryan is from Cleveland, Ohio and has been working as a writer/editor for over ten years. She now owns and operates her own writing, editing, and publishing company that helps new up and coming young writers. Along with being a talented musician and photographer, she is also a bit of a wild card, deep of a thinker, and has taken the beaten path many times, but it is what fuels her writing (and insanity)! She’s either a total fucking lunatic, or a genius! Most likely both, but you can decide that!
This is an episodic collection of tales set in the mid twelfth century, in the last remaining independent Saxon monarchy in Norman England, due to a nifty legal loophole. Medieval tales of dark deeds, underhand dealings, and horrible tuneless wassailing to hideous wailing crumhornsA set of chronicles in which the King suffers visits from Short and Curly, the two mincing actors from the travelling show Theatre of the Absurd: Lorenz Lawne-Bowlyngge, the flamboyant interior designer: Dr Misaubin, the travelling apothecary and snake-oil man: the misguided owner of a henge-building franchise: Tull, the inventor of the Gardeners Claw: a money-grabbing Water-diviner: an itinerant Tiler: a bunch of homicidal German mercenaries: Joey Pantolooni, the leader of the worst circus on the planet, and many more.Here, for the first time together, are extracts from Wizard Prang's Journal, a chronicler clearly not in the same class as Samuel Pepys, together with the true catastrophic events behind each entry.
KB and Breon have been sweating it out at Burger King. With no high school diploma or college degree, it is the only work around they could find that pays the rent. Then KB finally has had enough and quits. Hes determined to follow in the footsteps of his father, a famous hustler back in the days. Little does he know that Breon has big plans of his own which, if executed successfully, could set him up for life. Will Breon and KBs Ambitions of A Hustler lead to their demise or wealth beyond their wildest imagination?