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All these funny, punny knock-knocks have a twist: they play games with names to create big belly laughs for kids. Some are just out of this world: Knock-knock. Who’s there? Martins. Martins who? Martins from outer space. Others stretch out the fun in a series of jokes: Knock-knock. Who’s there? Boyce. Boyce who? Boyce will be Boyce. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Gail. Gail who? And Gails will be Gails. What irresistible amusement for young comedians!
Over 500 knock-knocks, 80 cartoons. Index. "Gr.4-7. Sure to be appreciated by its intended readers."--SLJ. "Helpful resource book for teaching plays on words."--Library Materials Guide, CSI. 128 pages, b/w illus. throughout, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.
Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) has done it again. This wild collection of knock-knock jokes is sure to keep the kids giggling and Gramps chuckling—the whole household will be in stitches! Keep this book in the car for some rib-tickling fun on long road trips. Keep it in the playroom for a quick smile. Keep it on a nearby ereader or app for a surefire icebreaker at the party. Filled to the brim with funny and just plain silly riddles, this is a book every kid will want and every parent will enjoy. Laughter is only a knock-knock joke away!
Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.
Since the dawn of time women have been navigating the confusing land of men without any help whatsoever - until now! Modelled after popular pocket language translators, this handy guide offers readers humorous translations of various forms of |Manspeak| including First Date Manspeak, Boyfriend Manspeak and Engagement Manspeak. Packed with quotes, sidebars and checklists to help translate even the most difficult dialect of Manland.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs. Who did Dracula marry? The girl necks door. With hundreds of hysterical riddles to choose from, theres non-stop amusement. Kids will keep dipping into this kooky, crazy collection, just for laughs. The subjects range from "Bugs, Beasts, and Birds" to "You Could Have Food Me." There are even "Goofball Poems" like this: Its a dogs delight to bark all night, And a nightingales to sing. And if you sit on a red-hot stove, Its the sign of an early spring. Every one is fun.