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Norphoria Jones also known as NO, Jasmine Getty aka, Lil mama and Patsy Pollet aka, Joker. These three have been best friends since the 5th grade. They are known to all as the trio. Now, its their senior year at West Cali high school and they are looking forward to walking across the stage and throwing their caps in the air to represent completion. There is only one person that might stop this event from actually taking place and that person is, Teka Watts. Tekas mother decided to move back to California after the death of Tekas father. Little do the trio know Teka is planning on moving in on lil mamas spot as a trio that she so desperately wants to be a part of. Tekas cousin Kat tries to warn her about the trio and the guys that hang around them that they call their posse Wesley, Presley, Matt and Josh . They are a close knit group and to start problems in their circle might be hazardous to her health. Unfortunately, Teka doesnt listen to her cousin and continues on with her sneaky and deceitful plan to become one of the trio. She pretends that Lil mama has lied on her about finding out her true intentions. Teka is unaware of Norphorias bad side. Norphoria is the sweetest person you could every want to meet, until you cross her. She becomes unfeeling towards her victim and sympathy is not one of her strong points. Shes beautiful, smart, popular, sought after by two young men, president of her student body class and also big sister to the trio. To secretly try to deceive one of the them is like a personal attack on Norphoria herself. And once you have crossed her there is no reasoning with her. She becomes a living nightmare and her girls are always down for what ever she has planned. Teka has no idea of the monster she has unleashed upon herself.
The New York Times bestselling kitty boy blasts off into another hilarious adventure. Buckle up, amigos— everyone’s favorite kitty boy is about to lift off. You’ll want to be there when the brave Skippito gets lost in spice! That’s right, spice. Skippy knows— from his big ears to his toes—that the planet Mars is red because it’s covered in spicy red pepper. To prove it, he’s off on a space jaunt replete with craters, crazies, and creatures from Mars. His new adventure is packed with witty wordplay, Spanish phrases, and Judy Schachner’s trademark hilarity. This rollicking romp is simply out of this world. Watch a Video
Here is the book that launched a thousand chimichangoes – the first in the best-selling series about the rambunctious Skippyjon Jones, the Siamese kitty boy with the overactive imagination. He would rather be El Skippito, the great sword fighter, who can do anything. Like saving a roving band of Mexican Chihuahuas from a humongous bumblebeeto that is tormenting them. Join Skippyjon Jones on his first great adventure. He’s fearless, he’s fun, he gets the job done – yes, indeed-o.
Skippyjon Jones really wants to go to school. School is for dogs, his mama tells him. It's where they go to get trained. But nothing can stop Skippy-once inside his closet, he finds himself on the playground of his imagination, surrounded by dogs of all kinds. He bays with the beagles, learns French with the poodles, and checks out a Chihuahua book from the library. And when a bully starts sending shiver-itos down the spines of the little yippers, Skippy saves the day and earns the biggest gold star.
Skippyjon Jones, the Siamese kitty boy who thinks he is a Chihuahua, can count! He is one naughty kitty, with two big ears, and three little sisters. Little ones will love to count along with him as he bounces his way from one to ten.
The #1 New York Times bestselling Skippyjon Jones stars in his own playful fairy tale set in a winter snowscape! Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the bravest Chihuahua of them all? Skippyjon Jones, the Siamese cat who thinks he's a dog! While his sisters listen to Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, Skippy bounces on his big-boy bed and heads off for the REAL adventure awaiting him in his closet. Once inside, he finds himself in a magical snowy forest of make-believe, where the seven Chimichangos challenge him with his most dangerous task yet: to wake up Nieve Que, the frozen princess, by kissing her! Yuck! Will this hero agree to don a prince’s pantelones and save his poochitos? With rhymes, rollicking wordplay, and mucho fairy tale fun, this fuzzy tale is sure to end happily ever after.
Skippyjon has an overactive imagination. And he is pretty active himself. Here he shapes up with shapes: he runs in a circle, tap-dances on a square, orbits an oval. And then the great sword fighter shows his muscles.
As always, Skippyjon invites readers to join in the magic that comes of a playful imagination. Little ones will learn all the ins and outs with Skippyjon Jones. He goes up and down, back and forth, and over and under. At the end of the day, he’s ready to begin again. Opposites have never been so loco!
Skippyjon Jones, the Siamese kitten who dreams of being a Chihuahua, travels with his amigos to a faraway island to find El Bumblebeeto, who has stolen beans from Los Chimichangos. Includes translation of Spanish words.