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Xia Dedd is her name. She's the new girl in school and Joey Ocean thinks she's special. Is Joey ready tofind out how special Xia really is?
Tired of vampires and werewolves? This quartet of comedic zombie romances by bestselling authors is sure drive readers mindless with hilarity. Includes tales by MacAlister, Marianne Mancusi, Angie Fox, and Lisa Cach. Original.
Everyone’s favorite zombie romance picture book is now available as an enhanced eBook with animation and audio narration! Mortimer is looking for love. And he’s looking everywhere! He’s worked out at the gym (if only his arm wouldn't keep falling off). He’s tried ballroom dancing lessons (but the ladies found him to be a bit stiff). He’s even been on stalemate.com. How’s a guy supposed to find a ghoul? When it seems all hope has died, could the girl of Mortimer's dreams be just one horrifying shriek away?
Mommy, Daddy, and a new baby makes three! A heartwarming—and hair-raising—tale of undead parenting from the bestselling author and illustrator of Zombie in Love, which Kirkus Reviews called “clever and delightfully gross.” Happily married zombie couple Mortimer and Mildred are thrilled to be new parents. But having a baby isn’t what they expected. Sonny hardly ever cries. His teeth are coming in instead of falling out. And worst of all, he’s awake all day and sleeps through the night. Mortimer and Mildred are dead tired, and very worried. Will their precious baby boy ever behave like a good little monster? New York Times bestselling author Kelly DiPucchio and illustrator Scott Campbell team up once again to bring their lovable zombies the family they always wanted.
When being chased by ten little zombies (no matter how cute they are), your only option is to systematically destroy them one by one, or else become zombie number eleven. In this love story wrapped in a tale of zombie mayhem, a resourceful couple flees from and picks off their undead pursuers with fast-paced ingenuity and an entertaining range of zombie-thwarting tools. As the zombies shuffle and stumble their way toward a variety of gruesome ends, our heroes must come up with new ways to escape sticky situations and stay together. This darkly funny illustrated talethink Bunny Suicides meets Edward Gorey meets Hallmarkcelebrates the romantic side of a zombie plague, with plenty of BRAINS and a lot of heart.
Its another weird holiday for Lizzie, and this time her substitute teacher gets involved in the strange Valentine's Day events.
A macabre mash-up of the children’s classic Pat the Bunny and the present-day zombie phenomenon, with the tactile features of the original book revoltingly re-imagined for an adult audience. In the hemorrhagic vein of other zombie parodies, Pat the Zombie presents trusting toddler Judy playing peek-a-boo with a putrefying Paul. Grownup fans of Pat the Bunny (seven million of them) will find their favorite touch-and-feel features disturbingly re-created: Judy reaches for Zombie’s decaying jaw instead of daddy’s cheek; Paul caresses Mummy’s empty eye socket instead of her wedding ring. Ximm’s twisted wit, Soofi’s sick artistic sensibility, and clever packaging that mimics the original book will bring the undead lurchingly to life in this camp popculture romp.
Scooby and the gang try to crack the case of the zombie at the Valentine's dance.
Love is in the air in New York City! The planet's richest bachelor, Bruce Wayne, is in town for a charity auction _ and the highest bidder gets a date with Mr. Tall, Dark, and Brooding! Good thing Harley Quinn just came into some money (please, whatever you do, don't ask how). But can Bruce really spend a night with Harley without her learning how he spends his nights?
Danny Etter has been trying to be the husband and father he always wanted to be. His job is stable and he is finally on the right path to redemption. Unfortunately, the world around him is falling apart at the seams as violence and panic leave Danny stuck in the crossfire of a raging pandemic. He is forced to fight in order to get back to his family, but one question stands in the way... Is everyone really getting sick or is everyone just becoming crazy?