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The ultimate funny gift for friends and family! Need the perfect gag gift? Want to win this year's white elephant gift exchange? Interested in keeping track of your gas or know someone who is? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then M.T. Lott's Fart Journal is the perfect book for you! M.T. Lott, the mad genius behind the best-selling Farting Animals Coloring Book, has created the perfect book to chronicle each and every fart released into the world. Inside you will find 110 pages designed to record all the details of even the loudest and smelliest farts! Each page contains checklists, gauges, and writing space to allow the journal's proud owner to thoroughly describe each and every fart he or she unleashes upon the world. Journal owners are invited to share their completed journal pages on Instagram using #fartjournal. It is time farting went viral. After all, a fart is nothing to be ashamed of, it is simply a natural bodily function. It's Fart-Tastic!
Do you need the perfect gag gift for your kid or husband's birthday or do you want to win this year's monkey gift reward? Always wanted to know how to keeping track of your gassy steam cloud or know someone in your family or circle of friends who are just looking for this? If you answered all of the above questions with a loud and resounding YES I DO, then you are at the right place at the right time because this hilarious Fart Diary is the perfect item that you are looking for. El Ninjo, the mad genius behind the best-selling FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger series has created the perfect journaling book to journal about each smelly sound released inside or outside and no matter the how big or small. Inside you will find 250 lined pages designed to record all the details of even the loudest and smelliest fart! You can even date your each of your fart stories that you are writing about. Each page contains a line for the date and lots of writing space. This way the proud fart writer can go ahead with plenty of room to unleash his or her meticulous description of the latest and greatest fart experience and adventure. Always remember a fart is nothing to be ashamed of. Like many health fanatics say: "One apple a day keeps the doctor away the natural way." What does this message mean? Eating raw is the healthiest way to stay fit and zen. So make it a habit to eat raw and poop out your steamy gas like there is no tomorrow. What the media does not want you to know though is that producing flatulent gas is simply a natural bodily function because the industry wants to sell you shitty chemicals that'll cover up your body's most natural body functions. Don't say Adios to all these pant ripping clouds and don't worry about the media or society because all you care about is 1. eating some raw fruits and veggies because it is healthy, 2. keeping a proper diary about every bottom belching tune you are blowing out into this wonderful world, and 3. enjoying your fart chronicle souvenirs that you can take a look at from time to time with a good old cup of joe. What more do you need in order to be relaxed, happy, and healthy? Nothing really?! Right! So get over with what your significant other might say and dig into the wonderful world of blowing them out - the smellier the merrier! Go ahead and get your Fart Notebook today so that you can finally live the carefree and fun lifestyle. You'll see, you can't get enough once you got started your Fart-Tastic diary adventure! FEATURES: Premium Matte Finish Soft Cover Printed on Bright White Paper 6" x 9" Inches 240 Lined Diary Pages
Do you need the perfect gag gift for your kid or husband's birthday or do you want to win this year's monkey gift reward? Always wanted to know how to keeping track of your gassy steam cloud or know someone in your family or circle of friends who are just looking for this? If you answered all of the above questions with a loud and resounding YES I DO, then you are at the right place at the right time because this hilarious Fart Journal is the perfect item that you are looking for. El Ninjo, the mad genius behind the best-selling FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger series has created the perfect journaling book to journal about each smelly sound released inside or outside and no matter the how big or small. Inside you will find 250 journaling pages designed to record all the details of even the loudest and smelliest fart! You can even date your each of your fart stories that you are writing about. Each page contains a line for the date and lots of writing space. This way the proud fart journal writer can go ahead with plenty of room to unleash his or her meticulous description of the latest and greatest fart experience and adventure. Always remember a fart is nothing to be ashamed of. Like many health fanatics say: "One apple a day keeps the doctor away the natural way." What does this message mean? Eating raw is the healthiest way to stay fit and zen. So make it a habit to eat raw and poop out your steamy gas like there is no tomorrow. What the media does not want you to know though is that producing flatulent gas is simply a natural bodily function because the industry wants to sell you shitty chemicals that'll cover up your body's most natural body functions. Don't say Adios to all these pant ripping clouds and don't worry about the media or society because all you care about is 1. eating some raw fruits and veggies because it is healthy, 2. keeping a proper journal about every bottom belching tune you are blowing out into this wonderful world, and 3. enjoying your fart chronicle souvenirs that you can take a look at from time to time with a good old cup of joe. What more do you need in order to be relaxed, happy, and healthy? Nothing really?! Right! So get over with what your significant other might say and dig into the wonderful world of blowing them out - the smellier the merrier! Go ahead and get your Fart Journal today so that you can finally live the carefree and fun lifestyle. You'll see, you can't get enough once you got started your Fart-Tastic journaling adventure! FEATURES: Premium Matte Finish Soft Cover Printed on Bright White Paper 6" x 9" Inches 250 Lined Journaling Pages
Do you need the perfect gag gift for your kid or husband's birthday or do you want to win this year's monkey gift reward? Always wanted to know how to keeping track of your gassy steam cloud or know someone in your family or circle of friends who are just looking for this? If you answered all of the above questions with a loud and resounding YES I DO, then you are at the right place at the right time because this hilarious Fart Journal is the perfect item that you are looking for. El Ninjo, the mad genius behind the best-selling FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger series has created the perfect journaling book to journal about each smelly sound released inside or outside and no matter the how big or small. Inside you will find 120 journaling pages designed to record all the details of even the loudest and smelliest fart! You can even date your each of your fart stories that you are writing about. Each page contains a line for the date and lots of writing space. This way the proud fart journal writer can go ahead with plenty of room to unleash his or her meticulous description of the latest and greatest fart experience and adventure. Always remember a fart is nothing to be ashamed of. Like many health fanatics say: "One apple a day keeps the doctor away the natural way." What does this message mean? Eating raw is the healthiest way to stay fit and zen. So make it a habit to eat raw and poop out your steamy gas like there is no tomorrow. What the media does not want you to know though is that producing flatulent gas is simply a natural bodily function because the industry wants to sell you shitty chemicals that'll cover up your body's most natural body functions. Don't say Adios to all these pant ripping clouds and don't worry about the media or society because all you care about is 1. eating some raw fruits and veggies because it is healthy, 2. keeping a proper journal about every bottom belching tune you are blowing out into this wonderful world, and 3. enjoying your fart chronicle souvenirs that you can take a look at from time to time with a good old cup of joe. What more do you need in order to be relaxed, happy, and healthy? Nothing really?! Right! So get over with what your significant other might say and dig into the wonderful world of blowing them out - the smellier the merrier! Go ahead and get your Fart Journal today so that you can finally live the carefree and fun lifestyle. You'll see, you can't get enough once you got started your Fart-Tastic journaling adventure! FEATURES: Premium Matte Finish Soft Cover Printed on Bright White Paper 6" x 9" Inches 120 Lined Journaling Pages
Hold your nose, grab your pencil, and write down everything about that awful smell. This journal is for you. You're the one that always claims that WHOEVER SMELT IT, DEALT IT. With this fart journal you'll have proof wherever you go that those devastating butt bombs didn't come from you (or did they?). Contains room for 150 smelly stories. If you want to record how wonderful your supper smells...go ahead, I suppose. Anybody can do that. But can just anybody brave the brutal flatulante fantastico? Or what about the dog-toot destructinator?Those are the type of treasures you want to keep track of. Friends, family, and fart fanatics all agree that your accounting of awful smells is something that they want no part of. Laugh yourself silly as you read back over the stories you wrote down. Rip it. Write it. Remember it.Parents: Wouldn't you like your child to write in a journal? You know they are going to make jokes and tell stories anyway. Give them this fun journal and put their imagination, and their nose, to work. You won't regret it.
The ultimate gag gift! Want to laugh your stinky butt off? Makes a great gift for a boy with a love of potty humor to a co-workers white elephant gift exchange! Grab a few copies and always have a gift on hand! Use this book to record all the rump rippling details such as: Date, Time, Place Who the Butt Burper Was Spectator Reactions Sound Level (whisper, thunder and more) Linger Level (how long that gas lasts) Scent Level (merely a nasal annoyance or did people pass out?) Duration (from a snap to honk and more) A place to journal all the nose tingling notes Name your fart, sketch the stench and rank the rank (Rotten eggs, Beans, Skunk, Skunk That Ate Beans and more! Dimensions: 6x9, 118 pages to record your fart facts
The ultimate gag gift! Want to laugh your stinky butt off? Makes a great gift for a boy with a love of potty humor to a co-workers white elephant gift exchange! Grab a few copies and always have a gift on hand! Use this book to record all the rump rippling details such as: Date, Time, Place Who the Butt Burper Was Spectator Reactions Sound Level (whisper, thunder and more) Linger Level (how long that gas lasts) Scent Level (merely a nasal annoyance or did people pass out?) Duration (from a snap to honk and more) A place to journal all the nose tingling notes Name your fart, sketch the stench and rank the rank (Rotten eggs, Beans, Skunk, Skunk That Ate Beans and more! Dimensions: 6x9, 118 pages to record your fart facts
Now You Too Can Use This Softback Writer's Notebook For The Office, School Or Home. Whether you are looking for a diary or daily planner this versatile journal is the perfect fit for your needs. In short, this notebook can be used formally or informally to secure your thoughts or bits of information or detailed notes. The possibilities are endless Cover: Soft Cover with Matte-finish Binding:This notebook is bound securely to the same standard of mass market paperbacks. (Pages cannot be easily removed) Dimensions: 15.2cm x 22.9cm (6" x 9"). Not pocket sized, yet a perfect fit for your bag. Interior: There are 110 white ruled quality smooth pages available for you to fill them with your thoughts, delights and experiences. Please note this plain college-ruled journal does not contain any prompts or internal content. Before purchasing, it's advised to use the look inside feature. Without a doubt, this journal makes a perfect gift for a special friend or relative. Your gifting is not limited to birthdays, holidays, back to school and special occasions But enough from us. Now it's your turn. Just scroll up, click the buy button now to grab your personal copy of this first-rate notebook today.
The ultimate gag gift! Want to laugh your stinky butt off? Makes a great gift for a boy with a love of potty humor to a co-workers white elephant gift exchange! Grab a few copies and always have a gift on hand! Use this book to record all the rump rippling details such as: Date, Time, Place Who the Butt Burper Was Spectator Reactions Sound Level (whisper, thunder and more) Linger Level (how long that gas lasts) Scent Level (merely a nasal annoyance or did people pass out?) Duration (from a snap to honk and more) A place to journal all the nose tingling notes Name your fart, sketch the stench and rank the rank (Rotten eggs, Beans, Skunk, Skunk That Ate Beans and more! Dimensions: 6x9, 118 pages to record your fart facts
The ultimate gag gift! Want to laugh your stinky butt off? Makes a great gift for a boy with a love of potty humor to a co-workers white elephant gift exchange! Grab a few copies and always have a gift on hand! Use this book to record all the rump rippling details such as: Date, Time, Place Who the Butt Burper Was Spectator Reactions Sound Level (whisper, thunder and more) Linger Level (how long that gas lasts) Scent Level (merely a nasal annoyance or did people pass out?) Duration (from a snap to honk and more) A place to journal all the nose tingling notes Name your fart, sketch the stench and rank the rank (Rotten eggs, Beans, Skunk, Skunk That Ate Beans and more! Dimensions: 6x9, 118 pages to record your fart facts