Darby Dogbite
Published: 2018-12-22
Total Pages: 160
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Hold your nose, grab your pencil, and write down everything about that awful smell. This journal is for you. You're the one that always claims that WHOEVER SMELT IT, DEALT IT. With this fart journal you'll have proof wherever you go that those devastating butt bombs didn't come from you (or did they?). Contains room for 150 smelly stories. If you want to record how wonderful your supper smells...go ahead, I suppose. Anybody can do that. But can just anybody brave the brutal flatulante fantastico? Or what about the dog-toot destructinator?Those are the type of treasures you want to keep track of. Friends, family, and fart fanatics all agree that your accounting of awful smells is something that they want no part of. Laugh yourself silly as you read back over the stories you wrote down. Rip it. Write it. Remember it.Parents: Wouldn't you like your child to write in a journal? You know they are going to make jokes and tell stories anyway. Give them this fun journal and put their imagination, and their nose, to work. You won't regret it.