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Cotton candy, roller coasters, and murder! A theme park is being run by shadowy underworld forces. Private eye Darby Weston goes undercover to catch a killer at the world's most dangerous thrill park. And ends up going mano a mano with the criminal-in-chief. Expect the unexpected in this groundbreaking murder mystery. It started around midnight, when a security guard took an elevator down into the underground subbasements deep below the massive theme park resort. As soon as he stepped out of the elevator, he saw an elf. Elves were the official mascots of the park. But this one was unshaven and mean looking. A short gruff man who seemed more like a burglar than a children's fairy tale character. The guard lit up the elf's whiskery face with a flashlight. "Hey buddy, what are you doing down here?" "Me? You're the one who's not supposed to be down here," the elf sneered. "This is a high security area. As in, Keep out or die!" When the sun came up and the park opened, the tourists spotted that same guard lying face down on the ground, near the park's entrance. He was stone cold dead. And the "elf"? Nowhere to be seen. What the heck was going on? Here's the kind of nightmarish unexplained phenomena that detective Darby and his new partner Carissa run into while investigating the park: A SAMPLE FROM THE BOOK: The Tunnel of Love ride, after the park had closed for the night: [© 2019; Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.] Carissa peered across the room, searching for whatever was making the noise. Where was it coming from? All she could see were the steel tracks of the ride, the artificial bushes, a few stalled sailing ships, the convertible automobile with the two frozen teenagers inside it, a realistic vista of city lights shimmering below on the distant side of the room, the backdrop murals of mountains behind her. And now all she could hear was a spooky silence. It was so quiet, she could practically hear her heart beating. Thump, thump, thump... What had been a pretty exhibit had turned suddenly foreboding and mean. "Let's get out of here," she whispered, not sure if she was just getting paranoid. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw a shadow move and she looked up just in time to see a white thing leap out from behind a bush. Carissa would not have believed it if she was not seeing it with her own eyes, this ghostly apparition, like some kind of white furry creature, ape-like in appearance, and as pale as an albino mountain gorilla. Like an abominable snowman, human shaped with a thick coat of polar bear colored hair covering it from foot to head, hellish, angry, and running towards them, attacking, bent on their destruction. Carissa screamed her head off. But that didn't even slow the creature down. [Spoiler: At this park, nothing is what it seems...] This beloved theme park was as American as apple pie. It represented everything noble and good in America. But dark forces had taken over. Supernatural? Alien? Worse? Read it and see. [From the author of the riotous rom-com Hollywood Intern. She's serving coffee in the studio, and headed to Hollywood fame and glory. But she might have to step over a few bodies to get there!] © 2019 G. Kerr .
Paranormal, extraterrestrial, criminal, or all three? Private eye Weston battles out-of-control theme park attractions. People have different theories why. But he better find out fast, because someone, or something, is trying to kill him. An exciting techno-thriller with as many twists as a mountain road. The first murder happened just after midnight, when a security guard took an elevator down into the underground subbasements deep below the massive Halloween World theme park resort. As soon as he stepped out of the elevator, he saw an elf. One of the park's mascots? But this one looked more like a Mafia hit-man than a children's fairy tale character. The guard wondered, had he caught a burglar? He lit up the man's gruff whiskery face with a flashlight. "Hey buddy, what are you doing down here?" The elf cursed up a storm, and mysteriously added, "You're in big trouble, fella!" When the sun came up and the park opened, the tourists spotted that same guard lying face down on the ground, near the park's entrance. He was stone cold dead. And that henchman dressed like an elf? Nowhere to be seen. What was going on? Note to buyers: This is a high quality 6x9-inch trade paperback (same size as a hardcover). It's now featuring our special fall season Halloween cover. We recommend the free 2-day Prime shipping. [From the author of the comedy novel Hollywood Intern: Love, Lust, and Laughs in the Movie Capital of the World. It's a love story for the ages when Karen the intern fights back against the evil Hollywood system.] © 2019 G. Kerr .
Ring in the New Year with this killer of a book. It's like a spy thriller at a theme park. That's all you need to know. Now go. Enjoy. You still here? What? Need more info? Okay, they find a body under the Christmas tree and the police don't have a clue. But private eye Darby Weston arrives, and is helped by two Scandinavian sisters. Now go. Enjoy the book. What?! Still here?! Need to know more? Okay, Darby Weston goes undercover in the dark of the night, and odd creatures leap out of the shadows, with axes and swords and who knows what. And here's how they found the (first) body: A SAMPLE FROM THE BOOK From Chapter 2: (© 2019 Greg Kerr) "Mommy, mommy! Can I see Santa?" shouted a little four-year-old girl to her mother when the mega mall theme park opened on Black Friday morning. As they walked briskly into the towering dome on the western flank of a gigantic park, the mother started to go into a clothing shop. But the little girl kept pulling her arm and crying, "I want to see Santa!" "Mommy has to do a little Christmas shopping first," said the mother. But with the child practically throwing a tantrum, the mother relented and they began looking for Santa's village. "There he is," the girl pointed. Across the atrium, the shopping mall's Santa Claus was sitting down on a big golden throne, surrounded by eight "helpers." Some were elves, dressed mostly in green, and others were just Santa's regular North Pole assistants, his deputies, dressed in red velvet outfits with white furry fringes. Soft Christmas melodies were wafting through the air. The little girl broke away from her mother's hand, and dashed towards the Santa outpost. But as she veered around the Christmas tree, a beautifully decorated 30-foot high Fraser fir, she tripped over something sticking out from under its branches. "Stop running!" the mother shouted. The little girl picked herself up, dusted herself off, and replied, "I'm okay, mommy." She turned around to see what she had tripped over. And screamed. It was a high-pitched bloodcurdling shriek that rang out through the building, echoing through the rafters, like someone falling over a cliff. Loud enough so that everyone within a hundred yards spun around to see what was happening. The little girl was standing next to the dead body of Frank Ballard, the night watchman. Ring in the New Year, 2020, with this absolutely fun thriller. [From the author of Hollywood Intern: Love, Lust and Laughs in the Movie Capital of the World. A zany and sizzling romantic comedy about a couple who write romantic comedies for the big screen. Their lives are like a rom-com, so it's pretty easy to write the movies if they just take good notes...] © 2019 G. Kerr .
Murder strikes deep into the heart of the Holiday Planet theme park. "Who you gonna call? The theme park detective!" Private eye Darby and the Icelandic sisters fight mysterious forces at a popular East Coast theme park. Some of the insiders nicknamed it "Eastworld" when the creatures and robots started attacking and killing. The question is, who''s behind the mayhem? The answer makes the Wizard of Oz look like kid''s stuff. A Zoom interview with Carissa, one of the Icelandic sisters: (© 2021 Greg Kerr) INTERVIEWER: What did you think of the book? CARISSA: Pretty good. It stuck to the facts. Wish I got some of the royalties though. INTERVIEWER: I heard you want to homeschool your son. CARISSA: That was BEFORE the Covid-19 pandemic. Now I can''t wait to get him into a good preschool. We''ve all been home too much. We''re going nuts. We all need to get out and interact with the world. That''s true for both me and the kiddies. INTERVIEWER: I also heard you want to be a private detective now? CARISSA: Yes. This case got me interested in it. I''m studying for a license. INTERVIEWER: Thanks for joining us, Carissa. Good luck on your future cases. A SAMPLE FROM THE BOOK From Chapter 2: (© 2021 Greg Kerr) "Mommy, mommy! Can I see Santa?" shouted a little four-year-old girl to her mother when the mega mall theme park opened on Black Friday morning. As they walked briskly into the towering dome on the western flank of a gigantic park, the mother started to go into a clothing shop. But the little girl kept pulling her arm and crying, "I want to see Santa!" "Mommy has to do a little Christmas shopping first," said the mother. But with the child practically throwing a tantrum, the mother relented and they began looking for Santa''s village. "There he is," the girl pointed. Across the atrium, the shopping mall''s Santa Claus was sitting down on a big golden throne, surrounded by eight "helpers." Some were elves, dressed mostly in green, and others were just Santa''s regular North Pole assistants, his deputies, dressed in red velvet outfits with white furry fringes. Soft Christmas melodies were wafting through the air. The little girl broke away from her mother''s hand, and dashed towards the Santa outpost. But as she veered around the Christmas tree, a beautifully decorated 30-foot high Fraser fir, she tripped over something sticking out from under its branches. "Stop running!" the mother shouted. The little girl picked herself up, dusted herself off, and replied, "I''m okay, mommy." She turned around to see what she had tripped over. And screamed. It was a high-pitched bloodcurdling shriek that rang out through the building, echoing through the rafters, like someone falling over a cliff. Loud enough so that everyone within a hundred yards spun around to see what was happening. The little girl was standing next to the dead body of Frank Ballard, the night watchman. [From the author of Hollywood Intern: A Love Story. A madcap romantic comedy about Greg and Karen trying to write a hit movie at his Malibu beachfront house, where nothing goes according to script.] © 2021 G. Kerr .
It's all fun and games at the theme park, until bodies start showing up. Private eye Darby Weston, and his Icelandic girlfriend Carissa, uncover a secret world of corruption, murder, and cover-ups. The first body was the night security guard. During the midnight hour, the guard had been checking the cavernous subbasements under the park. The uniformed "mall cop" had just stepped out of the elevator when he spotted a short gruff man who was dressed like an elf. "What are you doing down here?" the guard demanded. He was met with a hail of gunfire. When the sun came up and the park opened, the visitors stumbled over the guard's body. Somebody had moved it upstairs, near the main entrance. The park called a news conference. Sitting in the front row was a private detective Darby Weston, pretending to be a reporter. When the press spokesman said it was an accident, the detective just smiled. Everything pointed to cold-blooded murder. To solve the case, the detective goes undercover, taking the guard's old job, and tries to retrace the murdered man's steps. He discovers a whole hidden world filled with corruption, crime, and dark forces. The best theme park thriller since Jurassic Park and Westworld. A SAMPLE FROM THE BOOK: The Tunnel of Love ride, after the park had closed for the night: [© 2019; Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.] Carissa peered across the room, searching for whatever was making the noise. Where was it coming from? All she could see were the steel tracks of the ride, the artificial bushes, a few stalled sailing ships, the convertible automobile with the two frozen teenagers inside it, a realistic vista of city lights shimmering below on the distant side of the room, the backdrop murals of mountains behind her. And now all she could hear was a spooky silence. It was so quiet, she could practically hear her heart beating. Thump, thump, thump... What had been a pretty exhibit had turned suddenly foreboding and mean. "Let's get out of here," she whispered, not sure if she was just getting paranoid. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw a shadow move and she looked up just in time to see a white thing leap out from behind a bush. Carissa would not have believed it if she was not seeing it with her own eyes, this ghostly apparition, like some kind of white furry creature, ape-like in appearance, and as pale as an albino mountain gorilla. Like an abominable snowman, human shaped with a thick coat of polar bear colored hair covering it from foot to head, hellish, angry, and running towards them, attacking, bent on their destruction. Carissa screamed. A high quality 6" by 9" trade paperback. Perfect for your home's personal library. [From the author of Hollywood Intern: Love, Lust, and Laughs in the Movie Capital of the World. It's a screwball comedy about a young woman who moves into a top screenwriter's beach house to work as his intern, and ends up turning his life upside down.] © 2019 G. Kerr .
From the bestselling author of Women Talking, a "wrenchingly honest, darkly funny novel" (Entertainment Weekly). Elf and Yoli are sisters. While on the surface Elfrieda's life is enviable (she's a world-renowned pianist, glamorous, wealthy, and happily married) and Yolandi's a mess (she's divorced and broke, with two teenagers growing up too quickly), they are fiercely close-raised in a Mennonite household and sharing the hardship of Elf's desire to end her life. After Elf's latest attempt, Yoli must quickly determine how to keep her family from falling apart while facing a profound question: what do you do for a loved one who truly wants to die? All My Puny Sorrows is a deeply personal story that is as much comedy as it is tragedy, a goodbye grin from the friend who taught you how to live.
Magic Boy is a lonely old man who decides to make a robot version of himself. However, the robot has a mind of its own and travels through space and time and manages to wipe out Magic Boy's childhood.
Pure, undeniable, sinister personalities today are at the helm of brilliant, advanced psychophysical technologies, who are inhumanely destroying lives of men, women, and children, devoid of compassion and believing it cannot be proven. The government agencies involved in ongoing mass human experimentation of thousands, across the USA and millions globally deemed human lab rats, have proven to have no regard for human lives. Neuroweapons, Nanotechnologies, the Brain Computer Interface (BCI), Artificial Intelligence (AI) are the result of ongoing human experimentation generation to generation. Testing has exploded today progressing humanity towards what many consider "Digital Slavery”. As this unfolds the superpowers, America, Russia and China battle for world technocratic dominance.Thousands have come forth revealing a monstrous reality, day to day, from remote operations. As they do, they are expertly discredited by the outrageous denial of factual use of patented electromagnetic space-based systems. Within the coverup, one of the major goals is to stop exposure of the technologies diabolical abuse and continual testing the technology to its monstrous limits.In Book VII, Human Rights Advocate, Renee Pittman, continues a unified goal of many who refuse to break or be broken bringing awareness to what is happening today. By detailing her personal experiences people recognize that what is happening has a Standard Operating Procedure as monstrous opposition continue the search for strategic methods to silence her, permanently. Pittman is left no choice but to continue exposing this program while under attack by technology and various tactics at many levels. And, as the heinous, official sociopaths, realize this with her revealing the strategic military setup around her shown in images in this book, engineered by Lockheed Martin training of official personnel on various systems, USAF, Navy, Federal Agents and LAPD, the death threats today include the demise by high-tech murder of her three beautiful daughters. The fact is, if Pittman or any member of her family dies, this program, using beamed weapon systems and devices that can attack anyone anywhere on the face of the Earth are 100% responsible. What is happening today and the desire to keep the truth hidden is no joke!This book is a must read for knowledge and awareness as this program spreads its diabolical tendrils across America enforced by blood thirsty programmed minions of the technocratic population control global agenda!
Hilarious parodies of Lord of the Rings, the Bourne trilogy, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Xena: Warrior Princess, Total Recall, I, Robot, and the Die Hard trilogy. Or as I call them, Load of the Rings, Harpocrates, Xenon, Porn Born, starring Chasten Porn (nothing naughty, just a name), Totally Reek, Y'all, Diet Hard, and My Robot. Here's a sample of that, 'Will Smith plays Dull Snooper, a young cop who loves robots so much he even cut off his own arm just so he could have a robot arm put on.' Perhaps I missed the spirit of the piece. Meet Booboo Baggies, Skipper the Ranger, Harpo and Yo Lass, Xenon and Gabby Well, Xenon's daughter, Pinto. Speaking of names, a spy needs inconspicuous names on his fake ID's such as Dildo Pimpernel of Saskatoon, Jar Jar Binks of Katmandu, and Troma Kinky, of Kubla Khan.