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A collection of knock-knock jokes--all about monsters and scary things.
800+ silly, funny knock knock jokes for kids ages 7 to 9 When your kids love knock knock jokes, they want LOTS of them. Here's the book with nothing but knock knocks to delight your kids with everything parents, grandparents, teachers and librarians want for young readers. This means good, clean fun that builds their confidence and their spirits along with their reading and social skills. Illustrated with drawings of silly, crazy, funny monsters. Appropriate for homeschoolers, youth groups, summer campers, back-seat reading on long road trips or children's parties as well as in the classroom, or anywhere there are kids who love jokes and love to laugh! Did you know that knock knock jokes are one critical stage in a child's social development? It's important to their growing awareness of what humour is and how to use it effectively to nurture relationships. Learning to tell a good knock knock joke and get the laugh is one of childhood's great pleasures. Here's the book to get them reading, understanding and remembering some good clean jokes. All you need to do is hand them this book, then watch the fun unfold!
Looking for the Perfect Gift Idea for a Little Boy or a Girl? Need a Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes Book with Tons of Fun for the Whole Family Inside? Then Keep Reading ... Kids love knock-knock jokes! This silly and funny game has been popular for many decades. The old joke books are often great. But new jokes are always better than the old ones! This treasure hunt of unique knock-knock jokes for kids is a wonderful choice for children of the age from 5 to 11. Why? Because it includes wacky and goofy knock-knocks that surely give them the giggles. This gold mine of funny jokes for kids is suitable for preschoolers, elementary school and middle school students and even for their elder siblings who will love this read as well. In this unique joke book, your daughters and sons will discover: 101 good clean jokes for kids of all ages 11 helpful tips for the little jokers Unlimited opportunities to invent new similar jokes (kids love doing it) Jokes on the topics which kids love most of all - friends, school, family, holidays, animals, monsters, and dinosaurs Jokes fostering children's desire to learn about new things and so much more ... This joke book is exceptional because it has a perfect balance of entertaining and educative content. Plus, all knock-knocks are appropriate for all ages and cultures. Large fonts make it easy to digest even for beginning readers. If it's exactly what you've been looking for, you'll be delighted to present this special book to your little jokesters! Children will love to get it as a gift for any holiday, including Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, April Fools' Day, birthday, and so on. Kids will gladly read it at the backseat during the long car trip, at the airport, in the waiting room, or the hospital. They will share these jokes with their sisters, brothers, cousins, grandmas, grandpas, aunts, uncles, and friends while improving their public speaking and other social skills! Thus, if you want to surprise a boy or a girl with a super funny gift, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!
In this book of knee-slapping knock-knocks and silly stories, kids will discover swallowed gum, peanut butter–eating elephants, and monsters roaming the desert. Best of all, with Knock-Knock Jokes and Stilly Stories for Kids, children will boost their reading skills and confidence all while becoming proud joke-tellers along the way. Jokes galore! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes and silly stories to keep kids entertained at home, in the car, or on the go! The power of silly: LOL-funny jokes and silly stories motivate kids to read aloud and create fun, shared memories with friends and family. Early reader–friendly: Tailored to early and reluctant readers, the book begins with bite-sized jokes and progresses to full-page stories, making reading fun and easy for those just getting started. Look here! Funny illustrations to bring kids deeper into the joke and help little ones with comprehension.
Offers a collection of jokes that follow the pattern "Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Isadore" "Isadore who?" "Isadore open or shut?"
From side-splitters to monsters, knock-knocks, waiter humor, silly rhymes and loony limericks, classroom cut-ups, and more, here are 1,000 jokes that kids of all ages will love to laugh out loud to. And their parents will too! Did you hear about the stupid pianist who kept banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear. Waiter! Waiter! Do you have chicken legs? No sir. I always walk like this. And 998 more guaranteed laugh-getters!
What sort of jokes do werewolves like best? Howlers! What's worse than being surrounded by huge great scary monsters? Being surrounded by AWFUL JOKES ABOUT MONSTERS! Think you can stomach hundreds of and ghastly gags? These monster gags will have you screaming for more! From gnarly knock knocks to gruesome groaners, you'll find everything to tickle your monster fancy.
Livey's younger brother, Darby, a math genius, brings his imaginary friend to life through a mathematical proof. Bob is a creature of pure math, and he hates chaos and disorder. Now Livey, Darby, and some very unique allies must band together to find a way to stop Bob-before he fixes our disorderly world for good. Monster's Proof brings horror and math together in an unforgettable novel that will forever change the way you look at an equation.