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REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS #Momlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500
It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. #Momlife is the best life! Happy Coloring! Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care Other Information: Best Sellers Adult Coloring Books: The Secret Garden by Johanna Basford Lost Ocean by Johanna Basford Magical Jungle by Johanna Basford Enchanted Forest by Johanna Basford Calm the F Down by Sara O'hara Creative Haven Owls Coloring Book by Creative Haven Creative Haven Creative Cats Coloring Book by Dover Sweary Coloring Book Bestselling Top 100 Amazon Books: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo First 100 Words by Roger Priddy To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee Go Set a Watchman by Harper Lee When Breath Becomes Air by Paul Kalanithi Me Before You by Jojo Moyes Adult Coloring Books by Coloring Books for Adults The Whole30 by Melissa Hartwig How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie 10-Day Green Smoothie Cleanse by JJ Smith Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott The 5 Love Languages by Gary D Chapman Adult Coloring Book by Blue Star Coloring The Going-To-Bed Book by Sandra Boynton Pretty Happy by Kate Hudson Harry Potter Coloring Book by Scholastic If you like these books, you will love Mom Life: Moms on Call Toddlers are Aholes Go the F to Sleep What to Expect When You're Expecting
Out-parented at PTA? Out-liked on social media? Wondering how your best friend from high school’s kids are always color-coordinated, angelic, and beaming from every photo, while your kids look more like feral monkeys? It’s okay. Imperfection is the new perfection! Join Meredith Ethington, “one of the funniest parents on Facebook,” according to Today.com, as she relates encouraging stories of real-mom life in her debut parenting humor book, Mom Life: Perfection Pending. Whether you’re buried in piles of laundry, packing your 50th sack lunch for the week, or almost making it out the door in time for school, you’ll laugh along with stories of what real-mom life is like—and realize that sometimes simply making it through the day is good enough. An uplifting yet real look at all that is expected of moms in the 21st century, Mom Life: Perfection Pending is so relatable you’ll find yourself saying, “I guess I’m doing okay after all.”
2018 GIFT IDEAS COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS HUMOUR Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ---The Snarky Mandala From the creator of best sellers Mom Life, Nurse Life, Teacher Life & Dad Life, comes this new snarky coloring book about the institution of marriage! Being married isn't all wine and roses. Many times it's dinner at Applebee's followed by a trip to Home Depot. And, let's never forget the Great Toilet Seat Stand-Off, which was only preceded in magnitude by the 5-Year Thermostat War and last winter's Sweatpants Skirmish. Your relationship has been through so many battles and come out the other side intact. You deserve a standing ovation or, at the very least, this lovely colouring book. What better way to celebrate than colouring with the love of your life? Happy Colouring! Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover finish Soothing seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60 pound [90 g/m2] paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" [21.5 x 28 cm] pages
Happy Mother's Day Coloring Book!!!Filled with sweet and sometimes funny words of love. Gather joy with your mother and take the time to color a few pages together, maybe you will remember magical moments!Details: * Large format 8.5" x 11.0" Inches* 20+ adorable illustrations* Floral design* Mom Quotes*** The perfect gift for Mother's Day! **
Mommin' ain't easy! This book proves it! A funny gift for the precious mom in your life: wife, girlfriend, mother...or yourself, if you're the forever tired mum in leggings. Use that hour of the kids' naptime with some wine and colored pencils. What you'll get: 40 drawings Single sided, to prevent bleed through Big size, 8.5x11 inch Softcover Perfect present for every occasion! Happy coloring!
As a fitness brand, Zumba Fitness has cultivated a devoted fan base of fifteen million participants spread across 180 countries. In Fitness Fiesta! Petra R. Rivera-Rideau analyzes how Zumba uses Latin music and dance to create and sell a vision of Latinness that’s tropical, hypersexual, and party-loving. Rivera-Rideau focuses on the five tropes that the Zumba brand uses to create this Latinness: authenticity, fiesta, fun, dreams, and love. Closely examining videos, ads, memes, and press coverage as well as interviews she conducted with instructors, Rivera-Rideau traces how Zumba Fitness constructs its ideas of Latinx culture by carefully balancing a longing for apparent authenticity with a homogenization of a marketable “south of the border”-style vacation. She shows how Zumba Fitness claims to celebrate Latinx culture and diversity while it simultaneously traffics in the same racial and ethnic stereotypes that are used to justify racist and xenophobic policies targeting Latinx communities in the United States. In so doing, Rivera-Rideau demonstrates not only the complex relationship between Latinidad and neoliberal, postracial America but also what that relationship means for the limits and possibilities of multicultural citizenship today.
New York magazine was born in 1968 after a run as an insert of the New York Herald Tribune and quickly made a place for itself as the trusted resource for readers across the country. With award-winning writing and photography covering everything from politics and food to theater and fashion, the magazine's consistent mission has been to reflect back to its audience the energy and excitement of the city itself, while celebrating New York as both a place and an idea.
Think cheerleading is just pom-poms, "gimme an 'R,'" and pleated skirts? Not anymore. Take an exhilarating trip through the rough-and-tumble world of competitive college cheerleading.... College cheerleaders are extreme athletes who fly thirty feet in the air, build pyramids in which a single slip can send ten people crashing to the ground, and compete in National Championships that are won by hundredths of a point. Cheer! is a year-long odyssey into their universe, following three squads from tryouts to Nationals. Meet the Stephen F. Austin Lumberjack cheerleaders from Nacogdoches, Texas, who seem destined to win their fifth National Championship in a row -- until they are shaken by the departure of their longtime coach. Fall in love with the Southern University Jaguars from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, an African-American team hoping to raise the $17,000 needed to travel to Nationals and transform their near win several years ago into a Cinderella victory. Root for the University of Memphis All-Girl cheerleaders from Tennessee -- a team that continually struggles for the same respect Coed teams get -- when their quest for a national title is threatened by injuries and dropouts. Along the way, meet unforgettable characters like Sierra, a cheerleading prodigy who has never lost a competition; Doug, who is in his eighth year as a college cheerleader; and Casi, one of the few female bases who can lift another cheerleader on her own. These are people who risk horrifying injuries on a daily basis, battle demons like eating disorders and steroid use, and form intense bonds. In the immersive tradition of Friday Night Lights, Cheer! is a captivating, all-access journey into a deeply absorbing world.